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Usuario desde Dec 2024

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flying since 2020. i have a large collection of about 20+. i created this profile for the 2024 giveaway event because i plan on purging my collection (scary prostate infection! stay hygienic when you commit to a 12 hour stimfap goonsesh!), and money has been tight for new toys. expect one review a day for the month of december 2024.

Top 10 FLs in no particular order
Autumn Falls Peaches
Kenzie Reeves Cupcake
Kazumi Kumzumi (good waffle, best names!)
Kazumi Bumzumi (great rings, best names!)
Eva Lovia Spice (best thing i've gotten for free)
Turbo Thrust (feels like a deepthroater)
Boost Blow (good throat rings)
Boost Blast (pretty much the same but traditional orifice)
Kenzie Reeves Cream Puff (best orifice)
#10 is a tossup between Sweetness, Bombshell, Cream, and Waifu

Introducción de reseñas

___ STANDARD INTRO ___
(pre PE) 5.3in by 4.5in uncut. On fullsize FLs, I only review up to the middle of the sleeve. Ive a bias towards tight and intense FLs. Realism score = immersion score. Preferred way of gooning is using an onahole heatstick to warm the inside for 30 mins, combined with heating pad to keep the entire thing hot. Lube of choice is sliquid H20 - others lubes are itchy - Use if you have the same issue - Only brand with clean ingredients.
Im a substance addict, and goon with the FL for at least 2 hours a day. 8-12 when on stimulants. Always with legal marijuana and alcohol. Many times with condoms, rings, and prostate plug. ALWAYS take breaks to hydrate, pee, and clean out the FL when stimfapping. Do stretches for CPPS. NEVER DO SLOPPY SECONDS if an hour elapsed after busting inside your FL. Sometimes I use the FL universal launch and lean it against my desk. I alternate the endcap from fully closed to one notch from closed.
For washing, I use a nozzle, to flush out the FL. Then isopropyl alcohol to sanitize the inside and outside. (DO NOT SKIP SANITIZING ELSE YOU GET UTI). I flip FLs inside out when sanitizing. It may reduce lifespan of FL and break it in faster. Use Sleevomatic to dry overnight. Official FL fan is weak. Finally, corn starch on the head of the FL, and a bit on the orifice. Pat dry excess powder, then store in a dry place.
DO NOT SKIP HYGEINE AND HARM REDUCTION. YOUR HEALTH IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN GOONING.
vvv MAIN REVIEW vvv

Encontrado 9 reseñas en total

Intensidad 3.4
Estimulación 3.6
Penetración 3.5
Estrechez 4.25
Efecto de succion 3.4
Realismo 3.4
Variación 3
Suavidad 2.6
Grado de orgasmo 4
Ruido 2.95
Uso de lubricante 2.8
Limpieza 3
Tiempo de secado 3

Cupcake Reseña

January 2nd, 2025 (Cupcake Texture)

This is one of my first FLs along with the lady version (Creampuff). I admit my score my be a bit inflated due to me being a Kenzie Reeves fan, and the sheer amount of times I've used it. The orifice is slightly concave, kind of like Eva Lovia's Spice, but not as pronounced. The cheeks are soft. This one's a tight anal sleeve, with a nice tighter band of beads close to the beginning. Orgasms are good with this thing, it can milk me for a couple of times in a row. It's a bit of the tightness that pushes you out instead of sucking you in, so I wouldn't say it's the ULTIMATE anal sleeve. I did get good mileage out of the Universal Launch though. If you're buying this because you're a Kenzie Reeves fan, I'd say they did a pretty good job. This sleeve wouldn't be a bad entry to newcomers. Worth a try if you've already got a collection. Cleanup & drying are typical. Bit of a meaty noise if you're slamming it (might be due to the concave shape).

Conclusión:
A-tier. 4/5 stars. Buy if you're enticed by Kenzie Reeves, as the immersion factor works well.

Puntuación 3.35 Satisfacción Gral. 4
Intensidad 3
Estimulación 3.5
Penetración 3.2
Estrechez 3.5
Efecto de succion 3.85
Realismo 4
Variación 2.35
Suavidad 4.05
Grado de orgasmo 4
Ruido 4
Uso de lubricante 3.05
Limpieza 4.1
Tiempo de secado 4

Creampuff Reseña

January 2nd, 2025 (Creampuff Texture)

This is sleeve is my first FLG along with the butt version (Cupcake), and so it's got a bit of a nostalgic factor for me. Orifice is smooth and puffy like the namesake. Big points on the realism/immersion factor, it fucks as well as it looks. I hope you can understand what I mean when I say it's like fucking a bunny. If you're buying solely because you're a Kenzie Reeves fan, then this sleeve does you justice. The interior is very similar to Waifu, and it's very much a less intense sleeve. I would consider this a good sleeve for newbies, and for those wanting a longer edging session. My personal tastes have changed however and so I can only rate this 4/5 stars. I've had a lot of fun with this one, but I've taken it out of rotation for more intense sleeves. Good experience when using with the Universal Launch. Slightly noisy, and lube hungry. Cleanup and drying are typical, so no complaints. Like all FLs you should powder the top to prevent gumminess.

Conclusión:
A-Tier. 4 Stars. This is a good fit for anyone's collection. I recommend this to new users, and those that prefer longer sessions.

Puntuación 3.61 Satisfacción Gral. 4
1
Intensidad 3.55
Estimulación 4.1
Penetración 3.3
Estrechez 3.1
Efecto de succion 3.25
Realismo 3.5
Variación 3.5
Suavidad 3.4
Grado de orgasmo 4.05
Ruido 3
Uso de lubricante 4
Limpieza 4.05
Tiempo de secado 4.05

Sweetness Reseña

December 30th, 2024 (Sweetness Texture)

This sleeve is a good representation of what a lady sleeve should feel like. Not too tight, but enough to intensify the sensation yourself by really working it. Entering the different chambers feels enjoyable, as if you're able to penetrate it multiple times in a single stroke. This is similar to other lady sleeves that aren't too tight, such as waifu and creampuff. This is a good edging sleeve for use with the universal launch. I found on climax that this sleeve might be just a tad too tight, but others will find it fine. I don't have too much to say on the orifice, lube usage, cleanup, or dry-time, as it's all pretty typical for an FL. If you're interested because you're a fan of Angel Youngs, you won't be disappointed. If the texture map entices you, then definitely try it. I'm actually surprised by this one!

Conclusión:
A-tier. 4/5 Stars. No regrets buying this one, and I would recommend it for beginners and those looking for an edging sleeve.

Puntuación 3.63 Satisfacción Gral. 4
1
Intensidad 4.15
Estimulación 3.55
Penetración 2.9
Estrechez 4.5
Efecto de succion 2.05
Realismo 2.5
Variación 2
Suavidad 2.5
Grado de orgasmo 3.1
Ruido 2.2
Uso de lubricante 1.95
Limpieza 3
Tiempo de secado 3

Bombshell Reseña

December 30th, 2024 (Bombshell Texture)

If I can describe this fleshie in one word, it would be MEATY. She's one of those FLs that squeeze you so tight, it feels like it's pushing you out. You have to fight to get it in there, which requires a bit more lube than other FLs. My preferred type of FL is the one that sucks you in and milks you in there, so I have to mark off points for that. Everything else is pretty typical, from orifice, cleanup, to intensity. I really didn't even notice the 'cervix' spot on the heatmap, but perhaps others would have better results. Overall, I wouldn't it call it a complete waste of money, like some others in my collection, but I would also say that it is overrated, being the current #1 ranked FL.

Conclusión:
B-tier. 3/5 stars. Get it if you like 'em tight and meaty. If you are a new FL user, this might be a bit too tight for you.

Puntuación 2.89 Satisfacción Gral. 3.05
Intensidad 3.5
Estimulación 3
Penetración 3.5
Estrechez 3.5
Efecto de succion 1.95
Realismo 1.9
Variación 2
Suavidad 2.85
Grado de orgasmo -
Ruido -
Uso de lubricante 3.85
Limpieza 2.5
Tiempo de secado 3

Enchanted Reseña

December 27th, 2024 (Enchanted Texture)

I got this one as a free mystery sleeve. The orifice is interesting as it looks and feels like a puckered butthole. It's a decently tight sleeve, which I'm usually into, but this sleeve has the type of tightness that actively PUSHES you out. I felt like I was fighting the FL trying to use it, therefore a lower suction rating. When I use a butt sleeve, I prefer to be sucked in and milked. This sleeve is probably the closest I can consider a 'mid' sleeve. Not bad, but not very good either. Definitely a sleeve that didn't sell too well considering it had to be a mystery sleeve. Cleanup is typical, although it gets a lower mark because opening the orifice to pump water into it was a little tight. Low marks on usage with the Universal Launch. My willy felt cramped, fighting against the 'push out' force, and the device's 'get it in' force.

Conclusión:
High C-tier / Low B-tier. Very middle of the road. 2.75 / 5 stars. Buy if the orifice entices you, and if you like intense sleeves that push you out.

Puntuación 2.86 Satisfacción Gral. 2.75
Intensidad 2.4
Estimulación 1.9
Penetración 3.9
Estrechez 2.9
Efecto de succion 3.5
Realismo 1.7
Variación 2.85
Suavidad 1.5
Grado de orgasmo -
Ruido 2.1
Uso de lubricante 2.5
Limpieza 2.5
Tiempo de secado 2.5

Squirt Reseña

December 27th, 2024 (Squirt Texture)

This is an early FL for me, going against the likes of Peaches, Waifu, Cupcake, and Creampuff. This was very high on many people's tier lists, and so I was excited to buy it. Unfortunately, for me this was a MISS. The corkscrew felt too weird the entire time. Like a girl wanted to twist my willie instead of stroking it. The orifice has a small indent at the bottom, leaving me to think it was defective, but I realized that's just the nature of the corkscrew molding. If you're looking for an 'intense' FL, I'm not sure if this will fit the bill. It is DIFFERENT for sure, but I expect it's going to be a love it or hate it type of deal. If you want to try it, I would buy it later in your collection. Cleaning is slightly subpar, due to the shape, it'll take you a bit longer to dry. Use with the Universal Launch only exacerbated the feeling of weird twistiness. Also it's a bit noisier than the other FLs, due to the corkscrew not making a complete seal 100% of the time.

Conclusión:
C-tier. 2/5 stars. Would not recommend for a new FL user, as the corkscrew is very niche.

Puntuación 2.48 Satisfacción Gral. 1.95
Intensidad 1.85
Estimulación 0.95
Penetración 2.65
Estrechez 1
Efecto de succion 2.4
Realismo 4
Variación 0.7
Suavidad 4.3
Grado de orgasmo 1.5
Ruido 3.75
Uso de lubricante 3.5
Limpieza 4.5
Tiempo de secado 4.05

Golden Sphincter Reseña

December 27th, 2024 (Golden Sphincter Texture)

Disclaimer: I like my butt sleeves TIGHT. I was quite experienced already with my FL collection, so in hindsight, I'm not really sure why I wanted a monosleeve.

Savannah Bond's Golden Sphincter / Gold Sphincter (it says the latter on the box), is a pillowy monosleeve. Meaning that it is a single texture, and feels light and non-intensive. The orifice is a standard butt, but the buns stick out a bit and are soft, upping the realism/immersion factor. Penetration is gentle and smooth, and that feeling carries on to the rest of the sleeve. Honestly I'd say this is a pretty realistic butt, although for me I'd have to be in a specific mood. Other than the sleeve being a little loose, what you see is what you get.

Cleaning and drying is straightforward. Using it with the Universal Launch is not too bad. The buns pressing against the pelvis over and over feel immersive.

Conclusión:
Overall C-tier. 2/5 stars. Not my cup of tea, but I do see the merit in such a soft sleeve. I would recommend for folks that specifically want something less intense. Or if you like big butts and cannot lie. If you're new to FLs, then I'd say my review is pretty accurate, and you'd probably have a better time than me never having experienced one, so use your own judgement.

Puntuación 2.66 Satisfacción Gral. 2.05
Intensidad 2
Estimulación 2.25
Penetración 0.75
Estrechez 2.7
Efecto de succion 1.85
Realismo 1.9
Variación 0.55
Suavidad 3.85
Grado de orgasmo 2.05
Ruido 3.9
Uso de lubricante 4.4
Limpieza 4.5
Tiempo de secado 4.7

Cougar Reseña

December 27th, 2024 (Cougar Texture)

So I got this as my 'free mystery sleeve' in the summer of 2022. This thing really felt like an old product that FL couldn't sell, which is kind of fitting for the theme. It was one of the first Fleshlights I've ever used. It is a ribbed monosleeve, meaning that it's just one repeated texture. The orifice itself is actually kind of stimulating. The lips are a bit ribbed just like the insides, so if I'm treating the 'realism' score as more of an 'immersion' score, I'd actually rate it pretty high. In all honesty though there's really not that much to say about the texture. It's a ribbed monosleeve. It's boring in its texture, yet I wouldn't say it's good for edging. The ribs really allow you to force yourself to finish. I really think the Eva Lovia Spice Lady sleeve does the entire job better though, so I'd get that unless you can get off entirely from the cougar fantasy. Cleaning is relatively easy and simple so high marks for that. Doesn't require too much lube, and lubricating the orifice with your willie is a plus. Also not too bad when combined with the Universal Launch.

Conclusión:
Overall, pretty boring sleeve, but not so much of a failure that it's impossible to finish with. No reason to buy it when there are plenty of interesting sleeves out there. If you're really interested in the ribbed texture, I implore you to try Eva Lovia's Spice Lady sleeve. Spice is like this but with gradient tightening, and a bit more variation. D-tier. 1/5 stars.

Puntuación 2.60 Satisfacción Gral. 1
Intensidad 0.8
Estimulación 0.85
Penetración 1.45
Estrechez 0.75
Efecto de succion -
Realismo 4.95
Variación 1.7
Suavidad 3.95
Grado de orgasmo 1.05
Ruido 1.85
Uso de lubricante 3.8
Limpieza 0.2
Tiempo de secado 0.9

FleshSack Reseña

December 27th, 2024 (FleshSack Texture)

The Fleshsack comes in a large custom black case, with the cap being about an inch taller than a regular FL case. The balls flop out of the case upon opening and seem to be a realistic size (they fit in the palm of my hand, and if you already own an FL, they are no wider than 2 inches, or the width of the cap). The orifice is simple and angled to the side, making for sort of an awkward angle for penetration. Upon penetration there's a soft sphincter feeling, but the entire rest of the sleeve feels so loose that there really isn't any stimulation at all. Just one soft band around the base of my penis. This is the seventh FL I've ever owned, so maybe I've been spoiled by the great FL Lady sleeves, but in any case I don't think I'll ever be using this thing again. The ball slapping against mine felt kind of alright, but even trying to immerse myself with TS porn while using it, could not save the experience. Cleanup is also a god damned chore. The balls are a lot of extra surface area to powder up, and the balls really got in the way of trying to dry the sleeve. If you are a hang-dryer you shouldn't have a problem. If you use the unofficial dryer you'll have to cock it at an angle and lean the tool against the corner to prevent airflow obstruction. It's not even possible to dry this with the official dryer. I also tried using the Fleshlight Universal Launch, and it was a pretty awkward time, with the balls getting in the way of the device. If I have to say one positive thing about this sleeve, it's that I at least got a good chuckle out of my friends when I showed them the funny Fleshlight balls, which actually describes my feelings about this thing. It's a true NOVELTY toy, in similar vein to those plastic blow-up dolls that could never actually get a person off. So I guess if you like expensive novelty toy pranks, there's that. From reading the other reviews here, I had high hopes for this sleeve, but I was sorely disappointed. If FL released a new sleeve like this with a tighter modern texture, then maybe I could give the funny balls another try.

Conclusión:
Overall, this is unfortunately one of the worst sleeves I've ever owned. Barring some of the simpler older pink FL sleeves. If you are new to FLs, DO NOT BUY THIS. If you already have a sizable (6 or more) collection, and are looking for novelty OR maybe if you have a girthy pecker: then I could only recommend getting this on sale. F-tier for failure. 0/5 stars.

Puntuación 1.72 Satisfacción Gral. 0.1
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