Profil von Buckchitters

Where has this been all my life??? Blew me away from the first use and each subsequent use. It's like it was built from my favorite parts from other FLs. The nice gaped asshole like Desire. The ring of pleasure spikes just past the entrance like Magnolia. The bubbles from Eden but in a circular Destroya chamber. The Rebel choke point. The only genuinely unique chamber is the spiral set of teeth bumps in the final chamber, which feels incredible. From the first insertion I knew I was not going to last long. This is one of the best, most intense sleeves I've ever used and every orgasm is an experience. You could paint the garage, to quote Patton Oswalt.

Fazit:
Instant top 10 contender, maybe even top five. I had to fight not to cum instantly and it normally takes me at least half an hour. Must have.

Very underappreciated sleeve. Not an occluded 5 star waiting for people to uncover it, but a really solid 4/5 sleeve with more variety than the average butt sleeve. I love the perma-gaped hole. Not to be too crass, but gaped assholes really turns me on because it means she is a little butt slut. Good cheeks on this one too.

As far as the interior, the 1-2 punch of the bullet belt-shaped studs followed by the choke rings feels really good and as far as I know is unique amongst FLs. A butt sleeve with a pussy chamber followed by a throat fuck/throat pop chamber all works together really well. Only real criticism is the third main chamber isnt anything to write home about.

Fazit:
"Underrated" gets thrown around a lot but it's warranted here. Again, really solid 4/5. Wouldn't recommend if someone only has space for a couple FLs but if you have space, should absolutely be in your collection.

I was very excited for Twat, as I love what my wife calls the Dan Flashes Fleshlights, aka the ones that are so *complicated* on the inside. The idea of a tiny, Obsession-style chamber close to the middle was and is very attractive.

My first session was, honestly, very disappointing. I'm big and girthy, and there is a LOT going on inside Twat, so even moving around took some finagling. This thing eats lube, so it was difficult to build up a head of steam towards the end because I kept having to reapply lube. Afterwards I set it aside and focused on my other black Friday FLs and figured it would be chalked up as a miss and go in the retirement box with Insomnia and Dream Come Tru.

About a week later I tried it again and while not as good as my favorites, I'm starting to warm up to Twat. I imagine it has a substantial break-in period. I revisited my initial rating and probably will again if it continues to improve.

That said, the sleeve itself: the one word that comes to mind when using this is MEATY. Twat is a MEATY pussy. You need to be hard as possible (first flight of the day would be advisable), you need to basically dump lube inside to get things going, but once you get in a good rhythm going, it begins to reveals its charms. Because of how meaty it is on the inside, you have to use a lot of force. The first ridged chamber and tight ring get really intense when you are slamming it up and down, the downward facing nubs attack your head, and ribbed chamber above that are almost an oasis of relief. Twat works best when you are using it to simulate rough sex.

Still on the fence but the last few flights have been an improvement as I break it in, and I am open to updating my review and ratings if my feelings change.

Fazit:
A very complex, complicated sleeve whose complication might be working against it. It does pair well with rough porn, because you have to use it very forcefully and rough.

Genuine sleeper hit. I ordered a bunch on the Black Friday sale and I still have a bunch of unopened ones sitting still because I keep going back to Wonderland. This is one of the best butt sleeves for sure, and it has the best hole of any buttsleeve. The puckered, popped out hole is hot as hell, and it's great to penetrate because you really have to push against it and kind of force yourself inside and when you finally do, it POPS you inside. (You have to be fully hard to use this.) This is unique among my butt collection and maybe the entire FL line. It would be worth it for the penetration aspect alone, but the inside texture is so so so good. The series of bumpy waves on opposite sides feels really really good, especially if you use a corkscrew motion. They're like a series of tongues with really bumpy taste buds. The suction is good and because of my girth, this is one of the few FLs I can use with the cap fully tightened. You can use this as an edgingg sleeve, and when I'm ready to pop I position the FL so it's like the first "tongue" is licking the underside of my shaft. It produces a volcano explosion every time. The lube use is fairly minimal too, since the aforementioned butthole is so tight nothing can really leak out.

Fazit:
Phenomenal to pentrate, phenomenal orgasms, great texture and easy on the lube and dry time. This is one of the most underrated sleeves out there.

This is such a phenomenal edging sleeve. Only one that comes close for me in terms of how long I keep things going is Crave. I bought Stellar looking for a version of Punk that wouldn't make me pop in 15 minutes like Punk inevitably does. This is purely a head stimulator and it does the job! The ribs feel incredible and it's just gentle enough that I can keep going for an hour if I want to. It's smooth, relaxing, and in frequent rotation. (Also, not that it matters that much, but the photo on the box is my personal favorite of all the FL Girls.)

Fazit:
This will pair nicely with a really intense sleeve if you want to do two in quick succession. It's nice and smooth after really battering yourself with a Dopamine or a Smolder.

Simply a lackluster, forgettable sleeve. I had hoped for something in between Waifu and Sweetness and was disappointed. I don't know if the sharp angle of the first chamber throws me off (I'm straight as an arrow, not sure if guys with a bit of a curvature would have a different experience) or if it is just less intense than I was expecting, my overall experience with Dreams Cum Tru is akin to just forcefully jamming my dick in something in over and over.

Fazit:
This one is going in the Retirement Box. You're much better off with similar, superior options like Waifu or Squirt or even Sweetness.

There's a reason Beyond is ranked so highly. I put off buying it for years because it just looked too simple, and my preference generally is for intensity and high stimulatuion. I ended up rolling the dice during the July 4th sale, and in the last 5 months this has become a go-to for me. This is one of the best FLs for head stimulation, but it also feels softer and smoother than high intensity head-beaters like Charm or Syrup. From the ribbed, Stellar-like entrance to the beaded second chamber to the six rings to the down-ward facing nubs where i tap out lengthwise, there are multiple incredible sensations that make your head feel non-stop pleasure while also gently squeezing and milking your shaft while you go deep. It's also much smoother and silkier than the above makes it sound. While no Fleahlight has ever felt to me like the real thing does, this is much closer than the average FL. Also very quiet and good on lube use.

Fazit:
Believe the hype. Beyond will take you there. One of the best all-around sleeves out there.

Not sure why this one was so highly rated. Feels like a loose asshole. Not intense, not very stimulating. I'm pretty big and girthy and this didn't stimulate me very much. I can't imagine smaller guys would be able to feel anything. Maybe you would like this if you're extremely sensitive or a premature guy. Just not for me, I guess.

Fazit:
Very disappointing, especially considering how much I like Eliza Ibarra. She's like a bimbo Mona Lisa Saperstein.

I like spooky girls so this was a no brainer for me. I love the bat-wing pussy lips, and the fang-like bumps in the first chamber. I love that they offset that with the grid shape on the opposite sides. It keeps it from just being an Obsession retread. I like that you can change the stimulation in the first chamber by doing a quarter turn or by twisting as you stroke. First chamber is the rock star, middle chamber feels good but is forgettable. It's kind of like a generic spin on Wild.

Fazit:
Not going on the all timer list but fun for watching goth/spooky girl porn and pretending it's a vampire pussy that wants to suck...your cum

From my first use I knew this was going to become a go-to. Of the butt sleeves I own, this is the one that most closely resembles Bombshell. The first ridged chamber acts like the first chamber in Bombshell where you can use it rub your head for intense stimulation, but it hugs and milks your shaft when you fully penetrate it. The third chamber where it's a tight canal with balloon-shaped bumps really gets me off too. The middle chamber with the suction-cup shaped bumps also feels really good to me, but I understand why other posters don't like them. If I had any criticism, I wish they had chosen instead to do little nipple-like protrustions instead of the dimples. It also takes a lot of lube to get things moving. Otherwise this is an all around phenomenal sleeve and fairly quiet too.

Fazit:
This is a fairly unique sleeve. Can't think of another one that incorporates the same "tools" that this one does. One of my favorite buttsleeves!

The sleeve differs slightly than what is pictured here. There are no rounded nodes between the initial pentration point and the big middle chamber. It's the penetration chamber all the way through to the middle chamber, but honestly the sleeve is much better for it. It tapers open and is very tight and the graded bumps feel incredible and when you full penetrate, it does a great job squeezing and milking your shaft. The big middle chamber is great, it's like a ball pit for your head. The initial chamber milks you while the nubs in the middle chamber give you constant intense head stimulation. The orgasms I've had with Campo have been incredible and I've gone back to it time and time again. The suction is also really good. I'm too big to use it with the cap fully closed but even just being slightly open makes for a great, tight, but still strokable time.Only downsides are this one just eats lube (I have to top up 6 or 7 times over the course of about 30 minutes) and it can be super loud if the cap is open halfway.

Fazit:
FL has really hit it out of the park with most of their new releases in the last two years, and this is no different. It also looks great, the lips are really well done.

I can't believe Crave isn't on more users' radars. This might be the best edging sleeve FL has ever released. Most of my flights are 15-20 minutes, but I last almost an hour with Crave. The hole is as tiny as the one on Vivacious, but once you penetrate, this thing swallows you whole.

There is something unique about Crave. When you load it up with lube, it feels very soft, even the three diamond ridges feel smooth and soft. However, as the lube starts to slowly wear off, it starts to feel more and more pronounced and intense. Crave also holds lube better than any FL I've ever used. In an hour session I only have to top it up 2, maybe 3 times.

This is also one of the only FLs I can use for an extended period of time with the cap fully closed. When the cap is on, the third chamber (which i have dubbed "the marshmallow chamber" because it just feels like your head is rested on a series of soft marshmallows) gets tighter and oh man, sometimes I can orgasm just from rubbing around in that chamber, which you wouldn't guess from looking at it.

Speaking of orgasms, every orgasm I've had with Crave has been incredible. I'm talking firehose. In my experience it's comparable to Cupcake, Thunder, or Punk.

Fazit:
One of the best anal sleeves FL has ever made.

I dont think I had ever been as excited for a new release FL as I was for this one, and i was not disappointed! The cactus paddles are a game changer! I expect to see variations in other FLs going forward. This is a really intense sleeve. Its not as intense as, say, Regal or Smolder, but the cactus paddles batter your head and your shaft when every down stroke. The middle chamber also feels nice and is kind of a relief from the beating in the first chamber. Have taken several flights since this arrived in the mail and the orgasm every time is incredible. If you're girthy like me too, the paddles being forced out of the way and the nubs being forced against you feels insane. If you are looking to get rocked, believe the hype on Fully Loaded!

Fazit:
They're going to have to try really hard to top this one.

This sleeve may look very unassuming compared to some of the complicated patterns/textures that have since been released, but don't let that fool you. When I get the lube and cap tightness just right, this is the most pleasantly smooth FL and the one closest to what the real thing feels like. This is a great sleeve for long/edge sessions as there's nothing in here that is going to make you explode right away, but there is enough variety to make your toes curl. The tiny bumps in the first chamber tickle in the best way, the second chamber is like a miniature version of the "gripper" in Bombshell that massages your head and then milks/massages your shaft when you go deeper, and the lotus node right after gives such a satisfying pop. Really highly recommended.

Fazit:
While some of the chamber features here became larger and more pronounced in other FLs, the three main chambers here combine for a really pleasurable experience.

Holy moly, what a nut. I have to fight to last 20 minutes inside Punk. This is such a crazy intense sleeve. I'd held off on buying it for a while because I tend to prefer more varied textures and this one is basically the same all the way up and down. I finally added it when FL did their Backdoor flash sale and good god I wish I had gotten this sooner. The interior ribs hit your head nonstop on even the littlest stroke. I have a fairly short refractory period, so when I use my FLs I almost always go two in a row, but the orgasm from Punk is so intense that it's a one and done for me. Absolutely incredible.

Fazit:
I know this word pops up in every single review of this sleeve but this is INTENSE. If you wanna blow like a volcano then give this classic a chance.

Much like Angel's other sleeve Sweetness this is an incredibly underrated sleeve. Its really high-intensity thanks to the layout of multiple chokepoints all up and down the length of the inside. Each one of these flared chambers pops the head of your dick coming and going, and if you have a big head like me, this is a really good full stroker. If you're very sensitive this might not be the sleeve for you, but if your dick can take a beating, you're in for a really really intense session. I never last more than 10 or 15 minutes with Charm.

Fazit:
If you liked Smolder but wanted something slightly less firm or slightly less tight, I think you'd like this.

As Flava Flav once yelled "DON'T! DON'T BELIEVE THE HYPE!" Extremely huge letdown after all the ratings and forum posts that hyped this up. It doesnt feel like much of anything on the inside, there are no discernible textures and there's no real grip. I'm pretty big so normally I don't have issues feeling even the most minor texture variation, but this felt smooth on the inside. Very boring! I will say i like the look and idea of it, and did enjoy the inclusion of a uvula, but once you're actually penetrating it, you can't feel it. This is probably the worst Fleshlight in my collection of 25.

Fazit:
If you are looking for the "choke point" that simulates deep throat/face fucking, Kumzumi does it so so so so much better.

Easily my number 1 butt sleeve and my number 1 sleeve overall. Soul sucking orgasm every single time. When I pop with Cupcake it feels like I died and my ghost is shooting out of my dick. The middle bump chamber is The Real Deal. When I travel by myself, this is the one that travels with me.

Fazit:
If you dont own Cupcake, what are you even doing, man?

I bought this on a whim and was really happy I did. This reminds me of kind of like a slightly less intense Squirt or Waifu where it's plush and soft but can be intense when youre close to popping. Highlight for me is the center chamber where it just hugs really tight. Imagine the bottom gripper in Bombshell for just your head. Combine that with the popping sensation you get with the lower chambers and this is a really good long stroker.

Fazit:
Great for edging and overall just feels really warm and soft. Also holds lube really well, I usually only have to top it off once or twice during a 20-30 edge sesh. Really underrated sleeve

Wow this is one of the better textures of the newer crop. My preference is for really firm, tight textures with stimulating nodes, and Smolder delivers. The bumps, ridges, and nodules, combined with some well-placed choke points, all come together to make for a really intense and stimulating stroke when you do a full up and down. Delivers phenomenal head pleasure. Reminds me a lot of Syrup and Dopamine. Really recommended.

Fazit:
If you like it tight and firm, you'll like this.