Mini-Vortex (SIAC) Spread Eagle Brew

Background: I bought this sex in a can as part of a three pack in addition to the succu-dry when ILF first brought back sex in a cans.

Impressions: This texture is a bit subtle (partly due to the case, see below). You can feel the ribs pluck across your cock and the tight variations in canal diameter but the feelings the give are a little muted.

Sex in a Can: The sex in a can line is a nice alternative for people who want a fulfilling fleshlight experience but don't have the size to fully enjoy them. Sex in a can cases are a bit of a mixed bag. On one hand they provide amazing suction that really enhances your experience. The end cap when tightened to a certain point will have some play to it. This play allows the cap to push off of the air vents at the back of the case when thrusting your dick into the sleeve and get sucked back over the air vents when pulling out creating a suction effect that truly will not let your dick go. If ILF could incorporate this end cap on fleshlight cases it would significantly improve them. On the other hand though, they can feel rather tight (uncomfortably so). Part of the great thing about fleshlights is that they don't squeeze your dick hard like your hand would. This forces your dick to rely more on the subtle texture its feeling rather than just how hard it's getting squeezed. But with the sex in a can case if you're a little too big for it, the textures seem to just get mashed up against your cock and that kind of subdues the pleasurable feelings you'd normally get from such a texture. That's why I often enjoy using these sleeves outside of their case as the texture has more room to work on your dick. Overall I'd say if you're around 4.5" or less in girth you may more likely enjoy the SIAC's then if you're bigger than that but your mileage may vary.

Cleaning: Simple and easy.

Drying: I had to build a new hanger for these as the sleeves are too small to fit in my other ones.

Vortex: As you would expect the mini-vortex feels just like you'd think, a smaller version of the vortex with less pronounced ribs that aren't as intense however the mini-vortex is tighter, especially with the case, plus the great suction kind of balances it out a bit. Overall though I'd say the full-size vortex is a better texture IMO.

Fazit:
Summary: If you're below average in size (especially girth) go for it, SIAC's are perfect for you.

As I mentioned in the Vortex review, I almost discarded this Sex In A Can (SIAC) because I didn't like how it felt. The issue was the Vortex texture: It has a longer break-in period than any other texture, so the first 5 to 12 sessions won't feel as good as they should. After the number of sessions, I began to feel the texture and I'm glad I kept this SIAC... especially since ILF discontinued its production in April of 2010.

As with its bigger "sister", the mini Vortex was intense, but not overwhelmingly. Just like the full size version, it provided immediate feedback once you had broken the texture, but here the innate tightness of the SIACs made the texture much more present - even when removing the endcap completely.

Pleasure would hit you hard after a few minutes of use and kept you on the edge for minutes before you had no other option that surrender to a toe-curling orgasm. Just take the orgasms with the Vortex and multiply the intensity by three...

As all SIACs, the Spread Eagle was tight. Unlike the Lotus Lager, the mini vortex didn't require to be fully erected to use it. Once you were 3/4 erect you could penetrate the Eagle and after a few short strokes you would be steel hard. One thing I found during use was that using the top cap on the cap on the bottom gives a suction perfect for stroking and fucking unlike the shorter end cap that creates a vacuum effect when fully tightened.

Using the mini Vortex is like penetrating a young, inexperienced woman in her early 20's. Everything I wrote about the Vortex in this category applies to its mini version with the exception of the suction. To feel like vaginal sex, you need to remove the end cap completely. To replicate oral sex, I had to use the larger cap with only 1/4 tightened in. Any more tightening, and the SIAC risks becoming a vise on the penis.

As most Fleshlights, just place it under the faucet and flush between 30 and 60 seconds on both ends with running water. Not too difficult to clean.

Fazit:
From almost trashed to one of the best sleeves. It is a shame that ILF decided to stop doing this SIAC, but I believe this is not the last time it is going to be offered. Hopefully ILF make it available in the future as a special edition or as part of a combo texture

I am a big fan of the full-size Vortex, but for some reason this sleeve does not feel as good. My theory is that the ridges are spaced closer together and are harder to discern. The varying diameter chambers are much more prominent in this one compared to the full-size because you can pass through more of them on each stroke. Personally, this is my least favorite of the SIAC line. However, I still break this one out for a pounding pretty often, so that tells you something. I do like the orifice as it is a welcome change among my sea of Lady FleshLights.