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Lady Lager
Sex In A Can

Born in the heart of Texas’ hill country, Lady Lager is carefully handcrafted by masturbrewers with our patented SuperSkin material for a truly lifelike feel. This lady combines the choicest lips and the rarest sensations you’ll always fill up and will never let you down.

Lady Lager features an exclusive mini vagina orifice and mini lotus inner texture not found on any other Fleshlight product. Sex in a Can products feature the same patented SuperSkin material as original Fleshlight products and is just as easy to use and clean. With the compact beer can case and fully washable and removable sleeve, it’s like full-sized Fleshlight products, only tighter... Much Tighter!

The Mini-Lotus canal is a smaller version of the effective Lotus canal of the Fleshlight Girls series. In order to adapt the canal to fit into the Sex-in-a-Can case, it has been shortened to about 6.9 inches (17.5 cm) from 8.8 inches (22.5 cm) in length. Also, the diameter of the inner canal is 0.4 - 0.7 inches, which is slightly tighter than inside the ordinary Fleshlight.

In contrast to the classic Lotus canal of the ordinary Fleshlight, a further chamber has been added to the Mini-Lotus canal at the entrance and, in the rear part, one of the four chambers has been omitted. The convex-concave shaped Lotus node is situated 0.8 inches (20 mm) nearer to the entrance and is therefore more easily reachable for men with a shorter penis length. In the following image, the two canal textures are displayed together in their actual proportions to each other for purposes of comparison.

Upon penetration into the Mini-Lotus canal, you notice straight away that the stimulation is considerably more intense than inside the classic Lotus canal. This is because, on the one hand, the tightness sensation is increased thanks to the smaller canal diameter and, on the other hand, with an average penis length of 5.9 inches (15 cm), the rear chambers are now almost completely reachable.

Product Measurements:
Case Dimensions: 7.75" x 2.80" (197 x 71 mm)
Sleeve Dimensions: 6.80" x 2.60" (173 x 66 mm)
Texture Length: 5.5" (140 mm)
Texture Diameter: Varies from 0.25" to 0.90" (6 to 23 mm)

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The clean-up of the Mini-Lotus canal is similarly time-consuming as it is with the Lotus canal. The relatively large amount of sperm and lube residue that builds up between the chambers and the Lotus node needs to be rinsed out thoroughly. Drying also takes some time, lasting about 3-4 hours.

This texture is not to be mistaken with the Mini-Lotus from the Originals/FLG line.

First Release around September 2009.

Average ratings and rank calculated from 29 user-ratings.

There are 5 reviews of this texture, check out what people have to say:

fetfet's Review

The texture itself is probably the most realistic feeling of the ones i know. That also means there is less of a tactile feel than in the more extreme or unusual textures, so keep that in my. Thanks to its simplicity its also quick and easy to clean. Unfortunatly, the can like grip of the sex in a can version starts to hurt my hands after a while and the flat outer side doesn't give a good grip in...

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FLfan's Review

I have all three of the SIAC models and I can easily say that this is my favorite one. The SIAC models are great for someone wanting something really tight. This orifice seems perfect and it is a good way to experience all that the lotus texture has to a compact scale. Also, the art on the side of the can is awesome!

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TMoD7007's Review

A little about my background at the start: I'm an average build circumcised guy and I'm really into strong sensations. Because of a very extensive style of circumcision it can be hard to reach orgasm multible times. I'm sexually quite active with a pretty adventurous woman at my side, that luckily finds Fleshlights and me using them pretty hot. ;) At the Mini-Lotus (SIAC) sleeve: I base this revi...

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Rayne's Review

Background: This was bought as part of the sex in a can 3-pack along with both vibro fleshlights (cyclone and touch) shortly after they came out and went on sale. Impressions: With the sleeve in the case I can just vaguely feel the small humps of the canal and lip of the lotus node. Stimulation is pretty poor with this texture, the worst of the four SIAC's I own. Per usual the suction of the case...

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ThePowerHouse's Review

So, after praising the standard Mini-Lotus, you would think that since this is even smaller and tighter I would praise it higher. However, I think I would call it a tie. When I first unscrewed the cap from this I thought, "Uh oh, that is a little too small for me..." Thankfully, I was wrong. The entrance is much, much smaller than the standard Lady FL, but I fit without any problem. I would probab...

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You can only purchase the Mini-Lotus Lager texture via the Sex in a Can line, specifically the Lady Lager.

$ 42.95

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