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User since Oct 2014

23 Ratings

2 Reviews


About Me

Bought my first fleshlight a little over a year ago, and been addicted since.

Current Collection:
1. Original Pink Lady
2. Alien
3. Blade
4. Flight Pilot
5. Christy Mack Attack
6. Christy Mack Booty
7. Green Lady Cyclone
8. SIAC Succu Dry
9. SIAC Sukit Draft
10. SIAC Lady Lager
11. SIAC Odoyle's Stout
12. Alexas Texas Outlaw (Vagina)
13. Misty Stone Bump-n-Grind
14. Asa Akira Dragon
15. Asa Akira Forbidden
16. Lisa Ann Barracuda
17. Angela White Indulge
18. Angela White Entice
19. Tera Patrick Swallow
20. Ice North Pole
21. Stoya Destroya
22. Riley Steele Nipple Alley
23. Jesse Jane Gauntlet

Found 2 reviews in total

Intensity 4.975
Stimulation 4.975
Penetration 3.125
Tightness 3.625
Suction Effect 2.75
Realism 3.2
Variation 2.85
Smoothness -
Orgasm Rating -
Noise -
Lube Use 3.85
Cleanup 3.8
Dry Time 3.825

Mini-Swallow (SIAC) Review

December 28th, 2014 (Mini-Swallow (SIAC) Texture)

One of my personal favorite textures, the size of the sleeve offers both an extreme tightness and an ease of reach-ability to enjoy the entire swallow texture. The stimulation itself is not the highest, but constant with each stroke or thrust. The constant stimulation is something that I would highlight compared to other inserts, and the mini bumps conjoining into the ending tunnel provides a feeling that can only be described as a constant up and down motion along the shaft.

The ending tunnel of the sleeve helps to ease with the stimulation, making it easy to control yourself using the texture and enjoy it for extended periods of time without being too dull or boring. Each ridge in the first half of the sleeve works to provide adequate stimulation, while the bland looking second half is extra tight but helps to relax and provide stimulation comparable to a break when comparing the two halves of the sleeve.

For lube and cleanup, lube use is not too excessive. I felt lube use increased mainly via hands free methods where lube can exit out of the end of the sleeve into the case when thrusting. Cleanup is incredibly easy due to the simpleness of the textured inside and the size being very small compared to other sleeves.

From personal experience, this sleeve has provided the single greatest solo orgasm, leaving me breathless for hours afterwards. Combined with the size perfect for travel, the ease of cleaning, the lack of need for lube, and the constant stimulation, I think this texture is beyond amazing for any collection.

Score 3.70 Overall Satisfaction 3.7
Intensity 2.1
Stimulation 2.175
Penetration 3.45
Tightness 2
Suction Effect 3.825
Realism 1.925
Variation 3.975
Smoothness -
Orgasm Rating -
Noise -
Lube Use 2.05
Cleanup 2.075
Dry Time 2

North Pole Review

December 28th, 2014 (North Pole Texture)

I was kind of expecting much more considering that this is a limited edition texture, on top of the fact that I hadn't experienced a clear sleeve via the ice yet. The feeling of the sleeve is noticeably different to standard or fleshlight girl sleeves due to the clear material, and I will admit that the feel creates a greater suction in my opinion.

The novelty itself of using the clear sleeve was something different, and somewhat makes up for the average-ish texture.

With regards to the feel of the inner texture, from an averaged sized standpoint the feel was eerily similar to the opening of the alien texture. The nudges and indents form a swirl, but the sleeve itself is not incredibly tight or stimulating. The entire sleeve essentially feels like the swirling opening of the alien texture but expanded for the entire sleeve.

Overall, somewhat disappointed with the sleeve, but the bright side is the clearness of the sleeve and the limited edition factor. Not as enjoyable as some other sleeves, and would recommend going with the ice crystal if a clear sleeve is desired.

Score 2.56 Overall Satisfaction 2.56
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