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Birthday: 36 Years Old

Location: Southwestern USA

About Me

NOTE (December 2021): I am back to reviewing, for now. I have quite a few sleeves that I need to review, and also to enjoy some more this holiday season.

My first experience (or FLight, as some pros in the field call it) was in 2010, but I really got into Fleshlights in 2013. I tend to FLy about once (sometimes twice a day) when I'm really into it, and there are some days (or weeks.. or months) in which I stay grounded and not fly at all.

A few ProTips to help people out:

1) Take good care of your FL. That means no oily lubes, no soap (except Fleshwash, which contains triclosan, which is mild enough on the sleeves), clean with rubbing alcohol sparingly (to kill small amounts of mold in case a cleaning has gone wrong) and clean your FL shortly after use (I lost that first sleeve in 2011 for failing to keep it clean).

2) Warm it with warm water, or with the SleeveWarmer. Don't build funny contraptions like retrofitting a steam inhaler or something of that nature. You can cause the material to tear due to heat damage, and you can also cause injury to your prized jewels. (Fortunately, I escaped the latter, but lost another sleeve because of this, and that was before the SleeveWarmer caught on).

3) FLights tend to take on a character of their own each time. Yes, generally each texture will have similar effects, but don't be surprised if one day it's really enjoyable, and the next time it's just a "meh" kind of day. Also, make sure you've fixed yourself from "Death Grip Syndrome" before fully ruling that a sleeve is great/not great.

4) Be sure to FLy a bit more often with a new sleeve in the beginning, lest you discover a defect. If you do, Fleshlight can replace it for you, but only for the first 90 days. (Cautionary tale: I had a defective sleeve, but did not realize it until the window had past. The sleeve eventually got tossed.)

5) (New, December 2021): The Fleshlight AIR is an amazing product, and if you intend to FLy rather often, is worth the damn investment.

Found 47 reviews in total

Intensity 3.8
Stimulation 4
Penetration 4
Tightness 3.6
Suction Effect 4.1
Realism -
Variation 4.25
Smoothness 4
Orgasm Rating 4.35
Noise 4.5
Lube Use 4
Cleanup 4.1
Dry Time 4.2

Perla Review

February 4th, 2024 (Perla Texture)

Welcome to another review by yours truly, revtwentyseven!

A few points of info when reading my reviews:

I am circumcised, use Gun Oil H20 lube, and generally FLy several times with each sleeve, including once prior to the review. Most of my reviews reference how that review FLight was accomplished.

Now on to the review for the Perla (vaginal) sleeve of La Sirena69!!

How I got it: I bought this during the BF/CM 2023 sales, in pursuit of expanding my collection.

Aesthetics: The front of the Fleshlight is a anatomically accurate representation of La Sirena69's vulva. The labia is definitely fun to oggle at and even play with. But that's not what a FL is really for, after all.

Lube: As mentioned in the intro, I use Gun Oil H2O, which is a water-based lubricant. DO NOT USE the original silicone variant of lube or any silicone or oil lube. Whilst a modest amount of lube will get you going, more is always better. Given the Perla has a few "nodes" that can trap lube, using a little bit more definitely helps.

Noise: The Perla sleeve does not generate too much noise from the norm for Fleshlight sleeves, and it was not overly noticeable. In fact, I could not hear it over the din of a light stream of water as I FLew with this sleeve in the Shower Mount.

Penetration: When I entered La Sirena69's Perla, I felt the gently narrowing "scales" at the beginning before reaching the "nodes" of the sleeve. This felt great on my glans before reaching my limit in the second series of "scales". The reverse strokes were also enjoyable, as the top of the exit of the node dips down a bit, and I can feel this press on my glans on the in and out strokes. The Perla is a little more of a gentler sensation than the Tesoro, but is still a enjoyable sleeve to penetrate and just as inviting to keep it moving.

Intensity: The longer I've flown with FLs, the more convinced I've become that the sleeves are seemingly reflective of the character of the FLG its made after. In the case of Boom, it's La Sirena69. La Sirena69 starts off as a visually attractive person, but once you go in, she wants you to commit to enjoying her. Perla in this case translates to Pearl in this case, and is it an apt name for this sleeve. This sleeve is fun, pleasant to thrust in and out of and is a real treat if you are willing to dedicate the effort to really enjoy this sleeve. Although it took a little bit longer to reach climax with the Perla versus the Tesoro, the intensity did build. I did have to put a little bit more effort in to get across the line, but the Perla eventually got me going. Or is it coming?

Orgasm: With a FL, there are three orgasms that tend to come about (pun intended). One is a gentle buildup that leads to a nice orgasm. Another is one that causes you to cum without warning. The last is a "when you blow, you know." Perla is a bit of the first and third types. While the intensity built up, I had to "want" to finish in order to reach orgasm. Once I did reach climax, I definitely felt it, and this sleeve will let you know you are going past the point of any inevitability.

Cleanup: A good steady stream of warm/hot water will easily remove all of the lube and aftermath, but do take some time to do so.

Now, if you have the Fleshlight AIR, drying is a breeze. Dry the outer sleeve and the case, put the sleeve back in the case, with neither lid on and screw in the FL to the AIR and turn the AIR on. I've found and unpacked my AIR again, and three presses of the button (for 60 minutes) is all you need to get the sleeve dry. Unscrew from AIR, recap the FL and it's ready to go again. If you don't have a AIR, Paper Towels (and quality paper towels, not store brand economy towels) are your next best friend. Run them through the canal a few times (be careful not to tear them). Then leave out in open air to dry (if you need to conceal the sleeve, stick in a old (but clean) t-shirt loosely to allow air to vent.

Conclusion:
The Perla is a great sleeve that allows for some longer sessions if you want. The Perla tends not to be a sleeve that will cause you to orgasm instantly, and you may even need a bit of effort on your end to finish. This is not a top ten sleeve; but if you are into longer sessions with Fleshlights and putting some work in to enjoy the results, the Perla might be for you.

Score 4.10 Overall Satisfaction 4.4
Intensity 4.1
Stimulation 4.2
Penetration 4.3
Tightness 3.85
Suction Effect 4
Realism -
Variation 4
Smoothness -
Orgasm Rating 4.45
Noise 4.4
Lube Use 3.9
Cleanup 4.2
Dry Time 4

Tesoro Review

January 20th, 2024 (Tesoro Texture)

Welcome to another review by yours truly, revtwentyseven!

A few points of info when reading my reviews:

I am circumcised, use Gun Oil H20 lube, and generally FLy several times with each sleeve, including once prior to the review. Most of my reviews reference how that review FLight was accomplished.

Now on to the review for the Tesoro (butt) sleeve of La Sirena69!!

How I got it: I bought this during the BF/CM 2023 sales, in pursuit of expanding my collection.

Aesthetics: The front of the Fleshlight is a anatomically accurate representation of La Sirena69's rear entry. Admittedly, it's quite a visual sight. Also, towards the bottom of the front part is a bit of her vulva, which adds to the realism. What really helps the visual aesthetic is the spread buttcrack of La Sirena69.

Lube: As mentioned in the intro, I use Gun Oil H2O, which is a water-based lubricant. DO NOT USE the original silicone variant of lube or any silicone or oil lube. Whilst a modest amount of lube will get you going, more is always better. Anal sleeves do tend to use a bit more lube, and it actually makes the FLight much more enjoyable. There's not too many points in the sleeve for lube to pool up and get stuck, so that's a plus for this sleeve.

Noise: The Tesoro sleeve does not generate too much noise from the norm for Fleshlight sleeves, and it was not overly noticeable. In fact, I could not hear it over the din of a light stream of water as I FLew with this sleeve in the Shower Mount.

Penetration: When I pushed through into the Tesoro, I felt gentle and enjoyable resistance pushing through that initial narrowing of the sleeve into what can be described as an array of various ridges that seemingly change orientation with each inch or so of the sleeve. While a similar texture, these orientation shifts helped to ensure that every bit of my cock received stimulation and I found this sleeve to be incredibly enjoyable. This same stimulation occurred when pulling back, and that was all it would take for me to keep going. I "wanted" to keep going with this sleeve, and each new thrust felt more and more rewarding.

Intensity: The longer I've flown with FLs, the more convinced I've become that the sleeves are seemingly reflective of the character of the FLG its made after. In the case of Tesoro, it's La Sirena69. La Sirena69 starts off as a visually attractive person, but once you go in, she wants you to commit to enjoying her. Same with the Tesoro, which in Spanish translates to Treasure. Once you enter into the Tesoro and get going, you're going to want to finish. You can still take your time with this sleeve, but the ever increasing intensity spurred me to keep going. To stop would be a disappointment. There were a couple of intervals where I could have finished, but tamped down on the thrusting to extend the session. However, as I "wanted" to keep going, I eventually "wanted" to give in.

Orgasm: With a FL, there are three orgasms that tend to come about (pun intended). One is a gentle buildup that leads to a nice orgasm. Another is one that causes you to cum without warning. The last is a "when you blow, you know." Tesoro can really bring about strong orgasms of the third type. I definitely felt my release... almost as it became part of the textured treasure within. I did manage a couple of strokes through the orgasm, but it was intense and complete enough that I had to stop and eventually pull out.

Cleanup: A good steady stream of warm/hot water will easily remove all of the lube and aftermath, but do take some time to do so.

Now, if you have the Fleshlight AIR, drying is a breeze. Dry the outer sleeve and the case, put the sleeve back in the case, with neither lid on and screw in the FL to the AIR and turn the AIR on. I have stored my AIR away for the time being, but I imagine two or three presses of the on button for the AIR (40-60 minutes) should suffice to get your sleeve totally dry. Unscrew from AIR, recap the FL and it's ready to go again. If you don't have a AIR, Paper Towels (and quality paper towels, not store brand economy towels) are your next best friend. Run them through the canal a few times (be careful not to tear them). Then leave out in open air to dry (if you need to conceal the sleeve, stick in a old (but clean) t-shirt loosely to allow air to vent.

Conclusion:
The Tesoro is a bit of a surprise for an anal sleeve. Personally, it was a unique anal experience with FL that I find myself enjoying often. If one is into butt sleeves or wishing to satisfying a anal fantasy, the Tesoro may just be your next treasure. For those who may not be into anal sex, the Tesoro is a pretty good texture and may yet change your mind.

Score 4.17 Overall Satisfaction 4.6
Intensity 3.7
Stimulation 3.8
Penetration 4
Tightness 3.7
Suction Effect 4
Realism -
Variation 3
Smoothness 3.9
Orgasm Rating 4.4
Noise 4.3
Lube Use 4.1
Cleanup 4
Dry Time 4

From Australia With Love Review

January 4th, 2024 (From Australia With Love Texture)

Welcome to another review by yours truly, revtwentyseven!

A few points of info when reading my reviews:

I am circumcised, use Gun Oil H20 lube, and generally FLy several times with each sleeve, including once prior to the review. Most of my reviews reference how that review FLight was accomplished.

Now on to the review for the From Australia With Love (vaginal) sleeve of Savannah Bond!

How I got it: I bought this during the BF/CM 2023 sales, in pursuit of expanding my collection. This particular version is the Ice sleeve.

Aesthetics: The front of the sleeve is a replica of Savannah Bond's vulva, which is rather neat and fairly narrow. The Ice variant is very pleasant to look into the texture from the front of the sleeve.

Lube: As mentioned in the intro, I use Gun Oil H2O, which is a water-based lubricant. DO NOT USE the original silicone variant of lube or any silicone or oil lube. Whilst a modest amount of lube will get you going, more is always better, and THIS IS NECESSARY for Ice sleeves. If you do not use adequate lube, the material will get sticky and pull on your penis, a lot. I have to be careful with Ice sleeves as I've thrusted myself raw on a few occasions. Now if you have the normal Fleshtone version of From Australia With Love, you might get by with a little less lube.

Noise: I did not notice much noise with the From Australia With Love sleeve, even as a Ice edition. In fact, I could not hear it over the din of a light stream of water as I FLew with this sleeve in the Shower Mount.

Penetration: Penetrating the FWAL was quite pleasurable. There is a lot of large pillow protrusions at the start of the sleeve that eventually turn into a spiral pattern of sorts. This is not super overpowering but feels nice. If you have more than 5 inches in length, the texture turns into a complex area of pillows and bumps and this was quite enjoyable to finish the inwards stroke. Pulling outwards was also really nice, and it was great to eventually get going with this sleeve.

Intensity: FWAL can offer a good deal of intensity, but I find that Ice versions have a bit more "tug" to them due to the tackiness of the sleeve. More lube will help, but eventually I felt the sleeve get quite grippy. Pulling out and pushing back in sometimes resolved this, but once I really got going with FWAL, the intensity of the Ice version definitely became noticeable. I did feel that the intensity was controllable, but eventually I found myself suddenly finishing down under. You know that pun was coming, right? Speaking of coming...

Orgasm: With a FL, there are three orgasms that tend to come about (pun intended). One is a gentle buildup that leads to a nice orgasm. Another is one that causes you to cum without warning. The last is a "when you blow, you know." I've mentioned that sleeves seem to take after who they were molded/inspired by, and Savannah Bond is someone that will ensure you lose yourself in her as her bio suggests she is "DTF". FWAL is no exception - I feel this is a sleeve that is the second and the third types of orgasms. I thought I was in control when all of a sudden I wasn't, and when it hit: I knew I was going to finish. Although initially taken aback at how abrupt the release happened, I wasn't disappointed in the release at all - I enjoyed it a lot. I even managed a few post-orgasmic strokes before it was time to withdraw.

Cleanup: A good steady stream of warm/hot water will easily remove all of the lube and aftermath, but do take some time to do so. If you have the Ice sleeve, be prepared to take a little more time.

Now, if you have the Fleshlight AIR, drying is a breeze. Dry the outer sleeve and the case, put the sleeve back in the case, with neither lid on and screw in the FL to the AIR and turn the AIR on. Use three presses for sixty minutes to ensure your sleeve is totally dry. Unscrew from AIR, recap the FL and it's ready to go again. If you don't have a AIR, Paper Towels (and quality paper towels, not store brand economy towels) are your next best friend if you have the regular sleeve. Run them through the canal a few times (be careful not to tear them). Then leave out in open air to dry (if you need to conceal the sleeve, stick in a old (but clean) t-shirt loosely to allow air to vent. If you have an Ice sleeve, you're gonna need to let that air dry on it's own, paper towels may leave residue that renders the sleeve opaque quickly.

Conclusion:
Conclusion: FWAL is a decent sleeve that will challenge those who want to edge or go a long time with the sleeve. It's not a top 10 sleeve, but if you are up for a bit of a challenge, or don't mind a sneaky orgasm or two, FWAL is a nice sleeve to try out as it's always a pleasant surprise.

Score 3.95 Overall Satisfaction 4.5
Intensity 3.9
Stimulation 4.1
Penetration 3.8
Tightness 4.2
Suction Effect 4.1
Realism 3.7
Variation -
Smoothness -
Orgasm Rating 4.5
Noise 4.1
Lube Use 4
Cleanup 4.1
Dry Time 4.3

Boom Review

December 23rd, 2023 (Boom Texture)

Welcome to another review by yours truly, revtwentyseven!

A few points of info when reading my reviews:

I am circumcised, use Gun Oil H20 lube, and generally FLy several times with each sleeve, including once prior to the review. Most of my reviews reference how that review FLight was accomplished.

Now on to the review for the Boom (butt) sleeve of Blake Blossom!

How I got it: I bought this during the BF/CM 2023 sales, in pursuit of expanding my collection.

Aesthetics: The front of the sleeve is a a replica of Blake Blossom's rear entry, and I was initially concerned at what looks like a weak spot in the TPE sleeve just above the entry, but was actually was just a really good take on her butt dimple. Also, you can see a small section of Blake Blossom's vulva below the entry point, which adds some realism. FL did a good job with their molding.

Lube: As mentioned in the intro, I use Gun Oil H2O, which is a water-based lubricant. DO NOT USE the original silicone variant of lube or any silicone or oil lube. Whilst a modest amount of lube will get you going, more is always better. While the Boom texture isn't as involved as the Bombshell, there are still points for lube to collect and get stuck.

Noise: The Boom sleeve does not generate too much noise from the norm for Fleshlight sleeves, and it was not overly noticeable. In fact, I could not hear it over the din of a light stream of water as I FLew with this sleeve in the Shower Mount.

Penetration: While not intensely amazed by the initial penetration, I did find pushing in past each "checkpoint" of texture to be enjoyable on the in and out strokes, which was more than inviting enough to keep going. This is a repeating texture, which makes the Boom a great texture for those with less length to work with just as well as those who are endowed.

Intensity: The longer I've flown with FLs, the more convinced I've become that the sleeves are seemingly reflective of the character of the FLG its made after. In the case of Boom, it's Blake Blossom. Unlike Bombshell, it doesn't get super intense right away, and you can take your time with this sleeve and still have fun. In fact, I had to really ramp up the thrusting towards the end to reach orgasm - not a bad thing, though. Just proof that Boom provides plenty of intensity for a enjoyable, perhaps even quite lengthy session. In fact, I may offer that the Boom might also be a good sleeve for those encountering PE.

Orgasm: With a FL, there are three orgasms that tend to come about (pun intended). One is a gentle buildup that leads to a nice orgasm. Another is one that causes you to cum without warning. The last is a "when you blow, you know." Boom is really all about the first one for me. I definitely knew when I was going to release, but there was a progression to it

Cleanup: A good steady stream of warm/hot water will easily remove all of the lube and aftermath, but do take some time to do so.

Now, if you have the Fleshlight AIR, drying is a breeze. Dry the outer sleeve and the case, put the sleeve back in the case, with neither lid on and screw in the FL to the AIR and turn the AIR on. I have stored my AIR away for the time being, but I imagine two or three presses of the on button for the AIR (40-60 minutes) should suffice to get your sleeve totally dry. Unscrew from AIR, recap the FL and it's ready to go again. If you don't have a AIR, Paper Towels (and quality paper towels, not store brand economy towels) are your next best friend. Run them through the canal a few times (be careful not to tear them). Then leave out in open air to dry (if you need to conceal the sleeve, stick in a old (but clean) t-shirt loosely to allow air to vent.

Conclusion:
Conclusion: The Boom is a all around decent sleeve. It's probably not a "must-purchase" or a top buy on most buyer's lists (outside of Blake Blossom fans), unless someone is looking for a repetitive sleeve or something to counter their PE. Another point of potential interest for this sleeve is if someone is looking to engage their backdoor fantasies.

Score 4.11 Overall Satisfaction 4.55
Intensity 4.3
Stimulation 4.1
Penetration 4.3
Tightness 4.1
Suction Effect 3.8
Realism -
Variation 4
Smoothness -
Orgasm Rating 4.6
Noise 4.4
Lube Use 4
Cleanup 4.25
Dry Time 4.1

Bombshell Review

December 23rd, 2023 (Bombshell Texture)

Welcome to another review by yours truly, revtwentyseven!

A few points of info when reading my reviews:

I am circumcised, use Gun Oil H20 lube, and generally FLy several times with each sleeve, including once prior to the review. Most of my reviews reference how that review FLight was accomplished.

Now on to the review for the Bombshell (vaginal) sleeve of Blake Blossom!

How I got it: I bought this during the BF/CM 2023 sales, in pursuit of expanding my collection.

Aesthetics: The front of the sleeve is a excellent replica of Blake Blossom's vulva, and her lips are a sight to behold and also to play with. But that's not really just all what Fleshlights are for, right?

Lube: As mentioned in the intro, I use Gun Oil H2O, which is a water-based lubricant. DO NOT USE the original silicone variant of lube or any silicone or oil lube. Whilst a modest amount of lube will get you going, more is always better.

Noise: The Bombshell sleeve does not generate too much noise from the norm for Fleshlight sleeves, and it was not overly noticeable. If you are alone in your room when you use it, it's doubtful others will hear it. The noise does increase if you loosen the end cap a bit, but that's a fair warning for all sleeves.

Penetration: WOW! The first part of the sleeve really greeted me with a welcoming caress with all of those square pillows. The canal then narrows into a chamber of jagged bumps followed by a expanded canal of even more prominent intrusions, all which provides a very pleasant experience entering. Pulling back on the reverse stroke was just as pleasurable, and I could not help but to push back in.

Intensity: The longer I've flown with FLs, the more convinced I've become that the sleeves are seemingly reflective of the character of the FLG its made after. In the case of Bombshell, it's Blake Blossom. This sleeve is fun, it feels great, and you know you are going to have a great time. However, this is a sleeve where if you wanted to take your time with it, it's definitely doable, but oh wow is it so tempting to just "go for it". For this review, I had a solid FLight of about 10 minutes before the intensity ramped up to where I had to let go.

Orgasm: With a FL, there are three orgasms that tend to come about (pun intended). One is a gentle buildup that leads to a nice orgasm. Another is one that causes you to cum without warning. The last is a "when you blow, you know." Bombshell definitely is in the third category. There is nothing "gentle" about the buildup - it may take some time to get there, but once you are closing in on the finish line, you know. I knew exactly when I was getting ready to cut loose, and the entire experience was incredibly satisfying, even a sense of accomplishment washed over me.

Cleanup: A good steady stream of warm/hot water will easily remove all of the lube and aftermath, but do take some time to do so.

Now, if you have the Fleshlight AIR, drying is a breeze. Dry the outer sleeve and the case, put the sleeve back in the case, with neither lid on and screw in the FL to the AIR and turn the AIR on. I have stored my AIR away for the time being, but I imagine two or three presses of the on button for the AIR (40-60 minutes) should suffice to get your sleeve totally dry. Unscrew from AIR, recap the FL and it's ready to go again. If you don't have a AIR, Paper Towels (and quality paper towels, not store brand economy towels) are your next best friend. Run them through the canal a few times (be careful not to tear them). Then leave out in open air to dry (if you need to conceal the sleeve, stick in a old (but clean) t-shirt loosely to allow air to vent.

Conclusion:
Conclusion: The Bombshell is a great sleeve, and a must for those who want multiple sleeves. I wouldn't say it is the "one sleeve" if someone is just going for one sleeve, but even for a fairly small collection of sleeves, the Bombshell may be a great investment. It is a incredibly satisfying sleeve, one I feel will be in my rotation for a while.

Score 4.23 Overall Satisfaction 4.75
1
Intensity 4
Stimulation 3.9
Penetration 4.2
Tightness 4.3
Suction Effect 4.3
Realism -
Variation 3
Smoothness 3.8
Orgasm Rating 4.4
Noise 4.6
Lube Use 4
Cleanup 4.2
Dry Time 4.3

Cosmic Review

December 15th, 2023 (Cosmic Texture)

Welcome to another review by yours truly, revtwentyseven!

A few points of info when reading my reviews:

I am circumcised, use Gun Oil H20 lube, and generally FLy several times with each sleeve, including once prior to the review. Most of my reviews reference how that review FLight was accomplished.

Now on to the review for the Cosmic (butt) sleeve of Gina Valentina!

How I got it: I bought this during the BF/CM 2023 sales, in pursuit of expanding my collection.

Aesthetics: I have to admit, butt sleeves are growing on me, and Gina Valentina's rear entry looks realistic and inviting. Also, the mold does show a small part of her vulva, which adds a little more realism.

Lube: As mentioned in the intro, I use Gun Oil H2O, which is a water-based lubricant. DO NOT USE the original silicone variant of lube or any silicone or oil lube. This is a sleeve that needs a little bit more lube than normal because the points of each "wave" can sometimes trap lube as it's pushed in.

Noise: The Cosmic sleeve does not generate too much noise from the norm for Fleshlight sleeves, and it was not overly noticeable. If you are alone in your room when you use it, it's doubtful others will hear it.

Penetration: Penetrating into Cosmic was quite pleasurable. It is a butt sleeve, so expect it to be just a tad tighter as you enter. I encountered some gaggles of small bumps along the way in the sleeve, which feel nicer as the FLight continues, but what really got me started was the points of each wave as I pushed into the sleeve, and then as I pulled back. It's just enough stimulation to want to push in again. As I did, I felt the other elements of the texture start to assert itself upon me, which leads to...

Intensity: The longer I've flown with FLs, the more convinced I've become that the sleeves are seemingly reflective of the character of the FLG its made after. In the case of Cosmic, it's Gina Valentina. I feel that Cosmic is a sleeve that is not afraid to go after you with intensity, but wants to ease you into it before showing its full power. As the FLight continued, and I got more and more into the session, I became more aware of the various bumps and elements besides the waves. I imagine someone with more girth than myself probably would feel that sooner. However, all of those sensations eventually signal the inevitable release. With some management, you can go a little while with this sleeve, but the fun doesn't last forever, and I had to release.

Orgasm: With a FL, there are three orgasms that tend to come about (pun intended). One is a gentle buildup that leads to a nice orgasm. Another is one that causes you to cum without warning. The last is a "when you blow, you know." Cosmic was somewhere in the middle of 1 and 3. I could build up if I really, really wanted to, but if you want to go, you'll know you blew. The orgasm was nice and enjoyable (not earth shattering, but not lacking either), but based on the position of the waves, trying to thrust and stroke a few more times was a little too much.

Cleanup: A good steady stream of warm/hot water will easily remove all of the lube and aftermath, but do take some time, and make sure you clear that snug area of bumps of any byproduct. Consider running the stream of water through both ends. And with the wave points, be prepared for a ample stream of water.

Now, if you have the Fleshlight AIR, drying is a breeze. Dry the outer sleeve and the case, put the sleeve back in the case, with neither lid on and screw in the FL to the AIR and turn the AIR on. I have stored my AIR away for the time being and did not use it to dry Cosmic, but I imagine two or three presses of the on button for the AIR (40-60 minutes) should suffice to get your sleeve totally dry. Unscrew from AIR, recap the FL and it's ready to go again. If you don't have a AIR, Paper Towels (and quality paper towels, not store brand economy towels) are your next best friend. Run them through the canal a few times (be careful not to tear them). Then leave out in open air to dry (if you need to conceal the sleeve, stick in a old (but clean) t-shirt loosely to allow air to vent.

Conclusion:
Cosmic is a solid sleeve. For those who want a more tighter experience and perhaps exercise some anal fantasies, this is a pretty solid sleeve for that. It's also worthwhile for someone who wants quite a few sleeves.

Score 4.11 Overall Satisfaction 4.45
Intensity 4.1
Stimulation 4.5
Penetration 4.2
Tightness 4
Suction Effect 4.1
Realism -
Variation 3.9
Smoothness -
Orgasm Rating 4.7
Noise 4.6
Lube Use 3.9
Cleanup 4.45
Dry Time 4

Amante Review

July 29th, 2023 (Amante Texture)

Welcome to another review by yours truly, revtwentyseven!

A few points of info when reading my reviews:

I am circumcised, use Gun Oil H20 lube, and generally FLy several times with each sleeve, including once prior to the review. Most of my reviews reference how that review FLight was accomplished.

Now on to the review for the: Esperanza Gomez Amante!

How I got it: I bought this in May 2023 alongside the Mamacita FL of Esperanza Gomez. Since May is her birthmonth, Fleshlight was running a code to reduce the price of birthday FLGs, and given her sleeves at the time was only available as a full FL product (sleeve and case), this was a excellent opportunity to buy.

(Since this purchase and before I wrote this review, FL has released Esperanza Gomez's sleeves as a sleeve only option)

Aesthetics: The mold of Esperanza Gomez's vulva is highly realistic, and the darker Fleshtone is also realistic as well. It is also highly pleasing to look and play with.

Lube: As mentioned in the intro, I use Gun Oil H2O, which is a water-based lubricant. DO NOT USE the original silicone variant of lube or any silicone or oil lube. Because the sleeve texture does have various crevices, you may need more.

Noise: If you unscrew the cap slightly, the Amante does emit some noise, but unless you are FLying with your room open or someone actually in the room, it's probably not audible outside the room.

Penetration: Penetrating the Amante was quite enjoyable. You are treated to a somewhat bumpy surface befrore entering a wavy "interlocking" area which is even more pleasurable than the entry. If one is fortunate to have a penis at least 6 inches in length, you will reach the final set of textures, which is a area of circular rings turned sideways with some bumps. Also quite pleasurable to penetrate into. Pulling back is also pleasant, but not overtly overwhelming on sensation. It's more than enough to encourage one to push back in for some more.

Intensity: As with Mamacita, I feel Amante is a sleeve that has a bit of a "character" resembling their FLG counterpart, Esperanza Gomez. In this case, Esperanza Gomez is someone who has a considerable wealth of sexual experience, and always knows what it takes for her partners to enjoy themselves. The intensity is such that if you want to take your time, you can, or if you want to go for a quickie, you can do that too. I'd recommend taking one's time and building up, as the payoff is so much better. On this FLight, I easily made it to about ten minutes before I could feel my orgasm truly building with no desire on my end to delay my release.

Orgasm: With a FL, there are three orgasms that tend to come about (pun intended). One is a gentle buildup that leads to a nice orgasm. Another is one that causes you to cum without warning. The last is a "when you blow, you know." The Amante allowed me a gentle buildup but also let me know when I was going to blow. However, I was able to enjoy a few post-cum strokes without it being too much and then needing to stop altogether, which is a nice bonus.

Cleanup: A good steady stream of warm/hot water will easily remove all of the lube and aftermath, but do take some time, and make sure you clear that snug area of bumps of any byproduct. Consider running the stream of water through both ends.

Now, if you have the Fleshlight AIR, drying is a breeze. Dry the outer sleeve and the case, put the sleeve back in the case, with neither lid on and screw in the FL to the AIR and turn the AIR on. Given the varied textures of the Amante, I'd go for three presses of the on button (60 minutes) to ensure your sleeve is totally dry. Unscrew from AIR, recap the FL and it's ready to go again. If you don't have a AIR, Paper Towels (and quality paper towels, not store brand economy towels) are your next best friend. Run them through the canal a few times (be careful not to tear them). Then leave out in open air to dry (if you need to conceal the sleeve, stick in a old (but clean) t-shirt loosely to allow air to vent.

Conclusion:
The Amante is a great sleeve for those into taking their time FLying with their Fleshlights. While not an outright "top 10" sleeve for me, I'm glad I got it, and fans of Esperanza Gomez wouldn't be disappointed with the Amante.

Score 4.27 Overall Satisfaction 4.75
Intensity 4.3
Stimulation 4.5
Penetration 4.25
Tightness 4
Suction Effect 3.8
Realism -
Variation 4.25
Smoothness 3.5
Orgasm Rating 4.7
Noise 4.5
Lube Use 4.5
Cleanup 4.6
Dry Time 4.45

Mamacita Review

May 24th, 2023 (Mamacita Texture)

Welcome to another review by yours truly, revtwentyseven!

A few points of info when reading my reviews:

I am circumcised, use Gun Oil H20 lube, and generally FLy several times with each sleeve, including once immediately prior to the review. Most of my reviews reference how that review FLight was accomplished.

Now on to the review for the: Esperanza Gomez Mamacita!

How I got it: I bought this in May 2023 alongside the Amante FL of Esperanza Gomez. Since May is her birth month, Fleshlight was running a code to reduce the price of birthday FLGs, and given her sleeves aren't available except as a full FL product (sleeve and case), this was a excellent opportunity to buy.

Aesthetics: The mold of Esperanza Gomez's rear entry is quite realistic, and you can even see a section of her vulva below her butthole. It may only be a replica of the real thing, but it gives you plenty to think about the real thing.

Lube: As mentioned in the intro, I use Gun Oil H2O, which is a water-based lubricant. DO NOT USE the original silicone variant of lube or any silicone or oil lube. Because the sleeve texture does have various crevices, you may need more.

Noise: If you unscrew the cap slightly, the Mamacita does emit some noise, but unless you are FLying with your room open or someone actually in the room, it's probably not audible outside the room.

Penetration: As I entered the Mamacita and pushed through the entry, I got a pleasant, but not overwhelming sensation from the various nubs and peaks of the sleeve. I could tell they were there, and the feeling was nice. As I finished penetrating, I began to pull back, and the sensation was a little stronger, especially as the underneath of the head of my cock received stimulation, which was delightful, and was ever so encouraging to slide back in again, and repeat.

Intensity: Some sleeves are rather mild, and some are very intense. The Mamacita is really delightful as it starts off at a moderate intensity, and tends to stay there, only building intensity based on how hard and fast you thrust. This is actually a sleeve you can last in if you wanted to, or you can go hard and fast and cum quickly. Throughout the FLight, I felt like I was mostly in control, and could take my time.

Over time, I feel that FLG sleeves have a bit of "character" that takes after their FLG counterpart, and the Mamacita has me further convinced this is the case. Esperanza Gomez seems to be someone who has seen and done it all, and wants you to enjoy yourself how you want to. You want a quick romp? You can. You want to take your time and enjoy the FLight? You can.

Of course, nothing lasts forever. The intensity does build. This sleeve is patient, but there's a goal in sight. Eventually, the intensity builds to a point where it's time to release, and best to not keep waiting.

Orgasm: With a FL, there are three orgasms that tend to come about (pun intended). One is a gentle buildup that leads to a nice orgasm. Another is one that causes you to cum without warning. The last is a "when you blow, you know." The Mamacita has a character of mostly the first (if you take your time) and a little of the third (you will know when you blow). The release was great, and there was even a small amount of vocalization as well. The end result was fantastic, and one I'd love to repeat over and over again.

Cleanup: A good steady stream of warm/hot water will easily remove all of the lube and aftermath, but do take some time, and make sure you clear any crevices within the texture. Consider running the stream of water through both ends.

Now, if you have the Fleshlight AIR, drying is a breeze. Dry the outer sleeve and the case, put the sleeve back in the case, with neither lid on and screw in the FL to the AIR and turn the AIR on. Given the varied textures of the Mamacita, I'd go for three presses of the on button (60 minutes) to ensure your sleeve is totally dry. Unscrew from AIR, recap the FL and it's ready to go again. If you don't have a AIR, Paper Towels (and quality paper towels, not store brand economy towels) are your next best friend. Run them through the canal a few times (be careful not to tear them). Then leave out in open air to dry (if you need to conceal the sleeve, stick in a old (but clean) t-shirt loosely to allow air to vent.

Conclusion:
The Mamacita is a excellent, well-rounded (pun intended) sleeve. It offers FLyers of all types something they may want. Those interested in quick sessions will enjoy just the same as those who are willing to put in the effort and take their time. It's a worthwhile buy, especially for those who are only looking to pick up just a few FLs and are looking for maximum utility with each.

Score 4.32 Overall Satisfaction 4.75
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Intensity 4
Stimulation 4.25
Penetration 4.3
Tightness 4.1
Suction Effect 4.4
Realism 4
Variation 4.2
Smoothness 3.8
Orgasm Rating 4.65
Noise 4.1
Lube Use 4.15
Cleanup 4.25
Dry Time 4.2

Ethereal Review

January 1st, 2023 (Ethereal Texture)

Welcome to another review by yours truly, revtwentyseven!

A few points of info when reading my reviews:

I am circumcised, use Gun Oil H20 lube, and generally FLy several times with each sleeve, including once immediately prior to the review. Most of my reviews reference how that review FLight was accomplished.

Now on to the review for the: Eliza Ibarra Ethereal!

How I got it: I got this sleeve during the 2021 Year End/New Years sale. In addition, I also got the Fanatic and Eliza Ibarra's Enchanted as well.

Aesthetics: The sleeve's front is a replica of Eliza Ibarra's vulva, which is quite appealing to look at, and even is inviting to the touch. Also, ILF has come a long way with Fleshtones, as the tone of the sleeve is similar to Eliza Ibarra's skin tone, which adds to the appeal of the sleeve.

Lube: As mentioned in the intro, I use Gun Oil H2O, which is a water-based lubricant. DO NOT USE the original silicone variant of lube or any silicone or oil lube. The Ethereal does need a bit of lube given the many textures and crevices, but it's worth investing the time to make it well lubricated.

Noise: The Ethereal does emit some noise, but unless you are FLying with your room open or someone actually in the room, it's probably not audible outside the room. The Ethereal is actually not that noisy compared to other sleeves, but it's not totally quiet either (displacing air in a fairly tight container along with lubricant will make noise).

Penetration: The Ethereal is a enjoyable experience as one enters into the sleeve. You have a series of ribs before you are gently guided upwards and downwards again through more ribs, bumps and spirals. Pulling back is just as enjoyable, especially as the larger bumps hit the rim of my glans (which is one of the more sensitive parts) and that was a bonus.

Intensity: The Ethereal is not a super intense sleeve like Waifu, but it's not a gentle sleeve either. As I progressed in my flight, all of the various bumps and ribs did become more noticeable as I was stimulated more. Also, the stimulation from pulling back on each stroke also raised the intensity. It's possible to last a bit with this sleeve, but a lot of focus is needed. Otherwise, you are in for a fairly short session as this sleeve has many tricks to bring you to the brink and through to...

Orgasm: With a FL, there are three orgasms that tend to come about (pun intended). One is a gentle buildup that leads to a nice orgasm. Another is one that causes you to cum without warning. The last is a "when you blow, you know." The Ethereal is mostly in the last category, with some ability to last a while if you work on focus and control. However, the intensity of this sleeve does build fairly quickly, and I always know when I am going to cum. Whilst not a "knee shaking" experience, this sleeve lead to a powerful release and I even "shivered" for a second afterwards (and it was not cold when I FLew for this review FLight).

Cleanup: A good steady stream of warm/hot water will easily remove all of the lube and aftermath, but do take some time, and perhaps run your fingers through the sleeve to make sure everything rinsed out, after all the various textures might still hold on to something.

Now, if you have the Fleshlight AIR, drying is a breeze. Dry the outer sleeve and the case, put the sleeve back in the case, with neither lid on and screw in the FL to the AIR and turn the AIR on. Although I think two presses (40 minutes) is probably sufficient, it's fine to go for three presses of the on button (60 minutes) to ensure your sleeve is totally dry. Unscrew from AIR, recap the FL and it's ready to go again. If you don't have a AIR, Paper Towels (and quality paper towels, not store brand economy towels) are your next best friend. Run them through the canal a few times (be careful not to tear them). Then leave out in open air to dry (if you need to conceal the sleeve, stick in a old (but clean) t-shirt loosely to allow air to vent.

Conclusion:
The Ethereal is a fantastic sleeve that has a lot of fans and not so many critics. There is something for everyone interested in Fleshlights, and has been in the Top 10 list of many FL users for a while now. This is definitely a candidate for a first purchase, and if not, definitely a second-haul purchase.

Score 4.22 Overall Satisfaction 4.65
Intensity 3.6
Stimulation 3.9
Penetration 4.25
Tightness 3.25
Suction Effect 4
Realism -
Variation 4
Smoothness 3.7
Orgasm Rating 4.5
Noise 4.3
Lube Use 4.1
Cleanup 4.5
Dry Time 4.5

Fanatic Review

December 22nd, 2022 (Fanatic Texture)

Welcome to another review by yours truly, revtwentyseven!

A few points of info when reading my reviews:

I am circumcised, use Gun Oil H20 lube, and generally FLy several times with each sleeve, including once immediately prior to the review. Most of my reviews reference how that review FLight was accomplished.

Now on to the review for the: Henessy Fanatic!

How I got it: I got this sleeve during the 2021 Year End/New Years sale. I originally got this sleeve as I initially thought that as Fanatic dropped out of the Orgy section page that it was about to be discontinued (but it turns out it only dropped off the Best Sellers list, a different sort setting restored the sleeve to the list), and bought it with case.

Aesthetics: The sleeve's front is a replica of Henessy's vulva, which is visually appealing. The opening into the canal is also inviting as well.

Lube: As mentioned in the intro, I use Gun Oil H2O, which is a water-based lubricant. DO NOT USE the original silicone variant of lube or any silicone or oil lube. The Fanatic is a bit of a looser sleeve, but because of the various textures, don't presume you can skimp out on lube. More is always better.

Noise: If you unscrew the cap slightly, the Fanatic does emit some noise, but unless you are FLying with your room open or someone actually in the room, it's probably not audible outside the room. In fact, there were points where I was literally going to (Pound)town with the sleeve, and it wasn't that particularly noisy.

Penetration: The Fanatic is a bit on the loose side of sleeves, but it doesn't mean that penetrating it isn't enjoyable. As I entered into the sleeve, I encountered the initial spiral vortex, similar to the Vortex sensation but a little different. Then, I reached the chamber of convex bumps and then finally maxing out just past a wide ringed opening (kinda like a Lotus node, but way larger). Pulling back really emphasized the convex bumps and the reverse spiral sensation was also a good feeling.

Intensity: The Fanatic has a lot of texture to the sleeve, but the looseness actually provides a bit of a (dare I say, welcome) damper on the intensity. This is a sleeve that can be enjoyed for a considerable interval of time for those who have average girth, and those who have more girth I could imagine still enjoy this sleeve. But over time, as I really got into the FLight with the Fanatic, I could really begin to feel these textures. I still felt I could last a little longer if I wanted to, or if I wanted to go for the quick payoff, I could. This particular FLight for the review, I chose the latter.

Orgasm: With a FL, there are three orgasms that tend to come about (pun intended). One is a gentle buildup that leads to a nice orgasm. Another is one that causes you to cum without warning. The last is a "when you blow, you know." The Fanatic is definitely in the first set as you can definitely work towards lasting with this sleeve. But, the Fanatic also has all sorts of tricks to help you to a quick finish if that's what you desire.

Cleanup: A good steady stream of warm/hot water will easily remove all of the lube and aftermath, but do take some time, and perhaps run your fingers through the sleeve to make sure everything rinsed out. While this is a looser sleeve, the textures might still hold on to something.

Now, if you have the Fleshlight AIR, drying is a breeze. Dry the outer sleeve and the case, put the sleeve back in the case, with neither lid on and screw in the FL to the AIR and turn the AIR on. Although I think two presses (40 minutes) is probably sufficient, it's fine to go for three presses of the on button (60 minutes) to ensure your sleeve is totally dry. Unscrew from AIR, recap the FL and it's ready to go again. If you don't have a AIR, Paper Towels (and quality paper towels, not store brand economy towels) are your next best friend. Run them through the canal a few times (be careful not to tear them). Then leave out in open air to dry (if you need to conceal the sleeve, stick in a old (but clean) t-shirt loosely to allow air to vent.

Conclusion:
The Fanatic is a excellent option for those with more girth as it's not too tight of a sleeve and for those with average girth will still enjoy the various textures once one gets underway with their FLight.

Score 4.06 Overall Satisfaction 4.15
Intensity 4.1
Stimulation 4
Penetration 4.25
Tightness 4.3
Suction Effect 4
Realism 4.3
Variation 4
Smoothness 3.5
Orgasm Rating 4.6
Noise 4.5
Lube Use 4.3
Cleanup 4.5
Dry Time 4.5

Ahegao Review

December 20th, 2022 (Ahegao Texture)

Welcome to another review by yours truly, revtwentyseven!

A few points of info when reading my reviews:

I am circumcised, use Gun Oil H20 lube, and generally FLy several times with each sleeve, including once immediately prior to the review. Most of my reviews reference how that review FLight was accomplished.

Now on to the review for the: Violet Myers Ahegao!

How I got it: I bought this in September 2022 upon the release of Violet Myers as a FLG. I also got Waifu as well, and that review has been out for a while now.

Aesthetics: The Butt molding of Violet Myers is quite a sight to behold. The anal entry itself is almost covered by the outer sleeve that mimics Violet's ample rear. And yes, before you ask: I did (somewhat gently, didn't want to send the sleeve fully into the case) slap the "cheeks" a couple of times.

Lube: As mentioned in the intro, I use Gun Oil H2O, which is a water-based lubricant. DO NOT USE the original silicone variant of lube or any silicone or oil lube. Because this is an anal sleeve with shifting "elevations" of texture, it's best to use more lube with this sleeve.

Noise: If you unscrew the cap slightly, the Ahegao does emit some noise, but unless you are FLying with your room open or someone actually in the room, it's probably not audible outside the room. I will note that the Ahegao was a little more audible than the Waifu.

Penetration: Entering the Ahegao is a interesting and exciting experience. After the initial entry, you are treated to a cylinder of bumps, and this feels nice before you push through a narrow canal into another cylindrical chamber of bumps, and then yet another narrow canal before another cylinder. Very well endowed penises could reach a fourth cylinder, but getting to the third one was about as far as I could go, and that was only at full mast. Going in reverse feels just as good, especially as the bottom of the glans pushes through all those narrow canals in reverse.

Intensity: While some Fleshlight users usually would bill an anal sleeve more intense than the vaginal counterpart, I believe it's in reverse in the case of Violet Myers' sleeves, but not by a whole much. Waifu is a intense sleeve that tricks me into going max effort and finishing quickly... I'm still trying to figure how to last with that one. Ahegao is just a little less intense, giving the possibility to edge or extend the session a bit longer. But don't think this is a dull sleeve at all: It's not long into the FLight that the intensity starts to build, and those bumps really start to prove the point of the sleeve: to get you off. You then have a choice - try to slow down and hold on, or let go. In my FLights, I've dabbled with both and while the end result is always enjoyable, if you can hold on with Ahegao, the payoff IS better.

Orgasm: With a FL, there are three orgasms that tend to come about (pun intended). One is a gentle buildup that leads to a nice orgasm. Another is one that causes you to cum without warning. The last is a "when you blow, you know." The Ahegao is in that final grouping, but still has elements of the first type. Each time I finished with Ahegao, I knew I was going to finish and when I finished. But on the couple of occasions I pushed on a little more, that additional buildup was nice, with an appreciable improvement in the finish.

Cleanup: A good steady stream of warm/hot water will easily remove all of the lube and aftermath, but do take some time, and perhaps run your fingers through the narrow areas to make sure everything rinsed out.

Now, if you have the Fleshlight AIR, drying is a breeze. Dry the outer sleeve and the case, put the sleeve back in the case, with neither lid on and screw in the FL to the AIR and turn the AIR on. Given the narrow canals of the Ahegao, I'd go for three presses of the on button (60 minutes) to ensure your sleeve is totally dry. Unscrew from AIR, recap the FL and it's ready to go again. If you don't have a AIR, Paper Towels (and quality paper towels, not store brand economy towels) are your next best friend. Run them through the canal a few times (be careful not to tear them). Then leave out in open air to dry (if you need to conceal the sleeve, stick in a old (but clean) t-shirt loosely to allow air to vent.

Conclusion:
While the Ahegao is not as intense as the Waifu, it is plenty intense for a anal sleeve. Besides being a practical "must-get" for the fans of Violet Myers and anal sleeve enthusiasts, the sleeve design itself makes Ahegao a solid choice for those sporting a challenge for endurance FLying. Definitely a worthy purchase, maybe even a top/first ten purchase for many FLyers.

Score 4.26 Overall Satisfaction 4.8
Intensity 4.65
Stimulation 4.6
Penetration 4.5
Tightness 4.4
Suction Effect 4.5
Realism -
Variation 4.5
Smoothness 3.5
Orgasm Rating 4.75
Noise 3.8
Lube Use 3.75
Cleanup 4.7
Dry Time 4.7

Waifu Review

September 24th, 2022 (Waifu Texture)

Welcome to another review by yours truly, revtwentyseven!

A few points of info when reading my reviews:

I am circumcised, use Gun Oil H20 lube, and generally FLy several times with each sleeve, including once immediately prior to the review. Most of my reviews reference how that review FLight was accomplished.

Now on to the review for the: Violet Myers Waifu!

How I got it: I bought this in September 2022 upon the release of Violet Myers as a FLG. I also got Ahegao as well, but that's another review for another time.

Aesthetics: WOW! The Waifu includes a replica of Violet Myers' vulva, and it is quite the sight to behold and even play with. Admittedly, the first time I opened up the Waifu, I must have played with the "lips" for a considerable period of time.

Lube: As mentioned in the intro, I use Gun Oil H2O, which is a water-based lubricant. DO NOT USE the original silicone variant of lube or any silicone or oil lube. Because there is a bumpy texture around the middle that does get a little snug, you might need a little more lube, but when in doubt, use more.

Noise: If you unscrew the cap slightly, the Waifu does emit some noise, but unless you are FLying with your room open or someone actually in the room, it's probably not audible outside the room.

Penetration: Pushing myself inside the Waifu and penetrating the sleeve was exquisite. Entering, you have a period of what can best be described as a bunch of screwdriver/tool bits that have been hacked in half and then casted in FL sleeve material, and this feels good. But it gets better: about halfway into the sleeve, you have a rather narrow section of what can best be described as a bunch of tiny STU bumps compressed together to form a snug "portal" to the final parts of the sleeve. Finally, there appears to be a part of the sleeve that looks like an "accelerator chamber" of sorts, encouraging you to try to go fully inside as much as possible. My length did let me get to a small portion of this area, but unless you are very well endowed in length, you probably will just get to sample this area. When I pulled back outwards, everything felt just as great, especially that narrow bumpy region, which works wonders on one's glans. It felt so good, I definitely wanted to thrust back inwards again.

Intensity: Some sleeves are rather mild, and some are very intense. The Waifu, for me, starts off at a moderate level of intensity, but not for long. After a few thrusts, the sleeve begins to assert itself upon me and my member. I immediately feel a compulsion to thrust/stroke faster. And although I try to resist and want to see how long I can go, eventually I give in. The intensity ratchets up with each thrust and it's not long at all before I realize what the sleeve is designed for. In the real world, Violet Myers knows what she wants and gets what she wants, and the Waifu is the very embodiment of that mentality. The Waifu wants you to cum. The intensity reaches a furious peak. In just a few minutes, I can feel my release building. I want to, and I do.

Orgasm: With a FL, there are three orgasms that tend to come about (pun intended). One is a gentle buildup that leads to a nice orgasm. Another is one that causes you to cum without warning. The last is a "when you blow, you know." The Waifu is definitely the third type of sleeve. While you can go a little while with this sleeve, you will blow, and you will know. Even if the FLight only lasts a few minutes, I have felt every orgasm be complete and satisfying, and I'm already thinking about the next FLight with the Waifu.

Cleanup: A good steady stream of warm/hot water will easily remove all of the lube and aftermath, but do take some time, and make sure you clear that snug area of bumps of any byproduct. Consider running the stream of water through both ends.

Now, if you have the Fleshlight AIR, drying is a breeze. Dry the outer sleeve and the case, put the sleeve back in the case, with neither lid on and screw in the FL to the AIR and turn the AIR on. Given the varied textures of the Waifu, I'd go for three presses of the on button (60 minutes) to ensure your sleeve is totally dry. Unscrew from AIR, recap the FL and it's ready to go again. If you don't have a AIR, Paper Towels (and quality paper towels, not store brand economy towels) are your next best friend. Run them through the canal a few times (be careful not to tear them). Then leave out in open air to dry (if you need to conceal the sleeve, stick in a old (but clean) t-shirt loosely to allow air to vent.

Conclusion:
Although not my top most rated sleeve (Cream I believe still holds my top rating as of this review), this is a really good sleeve. Even if you are pressed for time and can just manage a quick flight, the Waifu will get you there (and you won't feel cheated). The Waifu may or may not be a top 3 buy, but I can see it as a strong top 5 sleeve for many and a top 10 for most.

Score 4.40 Overall Satisfaction 4.9
8
Intensity 4.75
Stimulation 4.5
Penetration 4.25
Tightness 3.85
Suction Effect 3.9
Realism 2.6
Variation 2.8
Smoothness 3.5
Orgasm Rating 4.75
Noise 4.7
Lube Use 4.4
Cleanup 3.8
Dry Time 4.25

Obsession-Bliss Review

January 4th, 2022 (Obsession-Bliss Texture)

Welcome to another review by yours truly, revtwentyseven!

A few points of info when reading my reviews:

I am circumcised, use Gun Oil H20 lube, and generally FLy several times with each sleeve, including once immediately prior to the review. Most of my reviews reference how that review FLight was accomplished.

Now on to the review for the Obsession texture, unique to Jenna Haze's vaginal sleeve (FLG) and Brent Corrigan's butt (FJB, marketed as "Bliss").

How I got it: I first got this sleeve some time ago when FL discontinued the "Maze" texture for Jenna Haze and replaced it with Obsession. However, I ultimately discovered that although the sleeve was really enjoyable, it was also faulty as the many pointed "teeth" did not get formed properly in the mold. I ultimately discarded the sleeve, as I discovered the defect too late. In 2020, I chose to buy the sleeve again alongside Jenna Haze's Lust Butt sleeve. This review will deal with the recent version of the sleeve I got.

Aesthetics: Like all FL girls, the front of the sleeve is molded after the vulva or butt/butthole of the star. In this case, this is the vulva of Jenna Haze, which is fairly pleasing to look at.

Lube: As mentioned in the intro, I use Gun Oil H2O, which is a water-based lubricant. DO NOT USE the original silicone variant of lube or any silicone or oil lube. Because of the many "teeth" in the sleeve, a decent amount of lube is needed to get started, but I did not have a need to re-lubricate the sleeve mid-flight.

Noise: I did loosen the cap just slightly to facilitate better thrusting, but this did not impact sound in any way. It's not super loud, but unless you are going to town and someone is either in the room or the door is open, highly unlikely one's going to hear what you're up to.

Penetration: Obsession starts with a tunnel of ridges that is very nice to plunge into. The tunnel starts off a little snug at the beginning, but widens. After about two inches however, the main event begins. Tiny "teeth" will great the head and shaft of your penis. And yes, I did say teeth, but this is far from painful, it feels great. These teeth then exert themselves on you again as you pull back, and then push in again. The initial thrusting and stimulation felt great, and made me want to keep going. However, even if you go slow, all of this stimulation will start to get you going, which brings me to the topic of...

Intensity: Quite a few FL sleeves start off gently and let you build up, maybe even edge a bit. Some sleeves start off at a moderate intensity and then build up, sometimes quickly, sometimes gradually.

Nuh-uh. Not with this sleeve. Within the first ten thrusts, this sleeve will let you know it's presence. Fleshlights are designed to get you off, but this one is designed to take you through the fastest express checkout lane to an orgasm. It wants you to cum, and it will get what it wants. As I was thrusting into the sleeve, I immediately felt a ratcheting of intensity and a thought of "damn, I stuck my dick in this, alright." I tried to slow things down a bit, but going fast or slow, I had that feeling of when you know you will approach that moment of inevitability quite soon. This was not a unenjoyable sensation, in fact, I wanted it to last longer. But three to four minutes in, I knew the dam was to break.

Orgasm: With a FL, there are three orgasms that tend to come about (pun intended). One is a gentle buildup that leads to a nice orgasm. Another is one that causes you to cum without warning. The last is a "when you blow, you know." Obsession is entirely about the third type. You will know you are going to cum. To briefly recall the previous Obsession sleeve I had (defective as it was), I still had great orgasms with it. I even vocalized during some of them. With this version, I felt that very same urge, and had to fight with every fiber of my being to not do so. As I finished my completion, so sensitive was my penis that I could not withdraw from the sleeve for a few minutes, and even then, pulling out felt really good.

Cleanup: There is some density to the texture of this sleeve, so it will take a bit of effort to get it clean. You may need some good streams of warm water, rinsing from both sides and maybe even some probing of the sleeve digitally to ensure deposits are removed.

For drying: I did acquire the Fleshlight AIR, and it is a game changer. If you have the AIR, take the lids off, rinse out the sleeve and case, and dry the case in full plus the exterior of the sleeve. Put the sleeve back into the case but do not put the lids back on. Screw the FL into the AIR and turn the AIR on for the full 60 minutes (three pushes of the button). Unscrew the FL, recap the FL and it's ready to go again. If you don't have an AIR, the best way to help the drying process is with good quality paper towels. Use care running the towel through the canal. After it is mostly dry to dry (paper towels won't get it all dry), leave FL uncapped to allow air drying. If you need to conceal the sleeve, stick the sleeve and case in a old (but clean) t-shirt loosely to allow air to vent.

Conclusion:
The Obsession is a high intensity sleeve that will lead to quick FLights and a desire to use again. Men with death grip syndrome (DGS) may still enjoy this sleeve, despite being desensitized. This sleeve has been around for a while, and it's a staple. If you're looking for some high-intensity coupled with strong orgasms, Obsession is a good choice. For those wanting to build up and take their time with a sleeve, FL has plenty of other great sleeves to try.

Score 4.05 Overall Satisfaction 4.7
1
Intensity 3.25
Stimulation 3.6
Penetration 3.8
Tightness 3.25
Suction Effect 3.6
Realism 4.1
Variation -
Smoothness 4.5
Orgasm Rating 4.6
Noise 4.4
Lube Use 4.6
Cleanup 4.4
Dry Time 4.5

Bulletproof Review

January 3rd, 2022 (Bulletproof Texture)

Welcome to another review by yours truly, revtwentyseven!

A few points of info when reading my reviews:

I am circumcised, use Gun Oil H20 lube, and generally FLy several times with each sleeve, including once immediately prior to the review. Most of my reviews reference how that review FLight was accomplished.

Now on to the review for the Bulletproof texture (previously Love Humps), the exclusive butt texture to Teagan Presley.

How I got it: I first got this sleeve when it was the Love Humps in 2013, being my re-introduction to FL (and the true start of my journey with Fleshlights). I did get a STU back in 2010, but I never did appreciate FLs and it ended up getting moldy and trashed (I would later get a replacement STU, one I still have today). However, after several uses, somehow I managed to begin tearing the sleeve, and I ultimately tossed it a couple of years later. Eventually, the Love Humps became the Bulletproof, and I eventually re-bought the sleeve as such as 2020 concluded. Strangely enough, I didn't start reviewing sleeves until the tail end of 2015, so this sleeve somehow never got reviewed. Now that I have it again, best to give it a more recent review.

Aesthetics: Like all FL girls, the front of the sleeve is molded after the vulva or butt/butthole of the star. In this case, this is the butthole of Teagan Presley. Now, a butthole is not as enticing to look at than a vulva, but it's realistic and I'm beginning to see the appeal of butts.

Lube: As mentioned in the intro, I use Gun Oil H2O, which is a water-based lubricant. DO NOT USE the original silicone variant of lube or any silicone or oil lube. Because of the general smoothness of the sleeve (large pillowy bumps), a initial lubing of myself and the sleeve was more than enough, and the spaces in between each bump hold the lube nicely but don't trap it entirely, so lube use was effective.

Noise: I did loosen the cap just slightly to facilitate better thrusting, but this did not impact sound in any way. It's not super loud, but unless you are going to town and someone is either in the room or the door is open, highly unlikely one's going to hear what you're up to. You might get a bit of a "whooshing" sound if you do thrust fairly quickly. Towards the end of my FLight as I was thrusting faster, I did notice some whooshing.

Penetration: The Bulletproof is a series of large "pillow" bumps that feel very soft and comfortable as you push past each one. You can feel them, and they feel very nice. As I thrusted in, I felt that familiar sensation of "this feels nice" and wanted to push into the next one, and the next one, until I was literally "hilted". Then I had to pull back, and felt my the head of my cock go out of each pillowed bump, and that felt nice. It's not a earth-shattering sensation, but it feels just so lovely and inviting, and you want to thrust again and again. As another reviewer noted... there is some "dark magic" with this sleeve, and with each thrust, that lovely and pleasant sensation begins to pick up more and more. This brings up the concept of...

Intensity: This sleeve does not start off intense, but invites you in. For me, the sleeve felt playful from the start. The Bulletproof does not want you to blow right away, but would like you to commit to more thrusting. And that's how the Bulletproof really starts to get a hold of you. The suction and repetitive thrusting begins to make those pillow-like bumps more and more present on your cock. Even if you pull out to release the slight suction, it will build up again. The Bulletproof is nice enough to be able to edge a bit or to extend your FLight, and it can also bring you over the edge without warning if you let it. After a few of these passes of releasing the suction by temporarily pulling out and going right back in again, I could feel the bumps yet again, this time with quite some intensity that signaled some urgency to "go for it" and this time, it was time.

Orgasm: With a FL, there are three orgasms that tend to come about (pun intended). One is a gentle buildup that leads to a nice orgasm. Another is one that causes you to cum without warning. The last is a "when you blow, you know." The Bulletproof is all three of these. You can build up gradually to a nice orgasm. You can also misjudge the sleeve and cum early. And there's room for going into a strong orgasm. This time, I did take a bit of time for buildup, but I knew I was going to finish. It was complete, and given the smoothness of the texture, I did a few slower thrusts throughout the orgasm before feeling spent and not wanting to go anymore.

Cleanup: Thanks to the repeating bumps and generally smooth texture, this is a easy sleeve to clean, especially if you are quick to clean up and use a good, strong stream of warm water to clean up your byproducts. If you rinse from both ends, you should be good to go in terms of the initial cleanup.

For drying: I did acquire the Fleshlight AIR, and it is a game changer. If you have the AIR, take the lids off, rinse out the sleeve and case, and dry the case in full plus the exterior of the sleeve. Put the sleeve back into the case but do not put the lids back on. Screw the FL into the AIR and turn the AIR on for 40 minutes (two pushes of the button). Unscrew the FL, recap the FL and it's ready to go again. If you don't have an AIR, the best way to help the drying process is with good quality paper towels. Use care running the towel through the canal. After it is mostly dry to dry (paper towels won't get it all dry), leave FL uncapped to allow air drying. If you need to conceal the sleeve, stick the sleeve and case in a old (but clean) t-shirt loosely to allow air to vent.

Conclusion:
The Bulletproof has been a sleeve that has seen a long run on FL, and it's not hard to see why. It's not the flashiest of sleeves, but it's versatile in the types of orgasms you can have, and a experienced FLyer should consider this sleeve. It has a nice, modest level of initial intensity, and those worried about premature ejaculation and/or desiring a lengthier performance may find the Bulletproof enjoyable.

Score 4.08 Overall Satisfaction 4.5
Intensity 4.25
Stimulation 4.5
Penetration 4.6
Tightness 4
Suction Effect 4.2
Realism 4
Variation 4.8
Smoothness 4.2
Orgasm Rating 4.7
Noise 5
Lube Use 4.8
Cleanup 4.7
Dry Time 4.4

Candy Review

December 31st, 2021 (Candy Texture)

Welcome to another review by yours truly, revtwentyseven!

A few points of info when reading my reviews:

I am circumcised, use Gun Oil H20 lube, and generally FLy several times with each sleeve, including once immediately prior to the review. Most of my reviews reference how that review FLight was accomplished.

Now on to the review for the Candy texture, the exclusive texture to Ella Hughes.

How I got it: I won this particular FL as part of the giveaway on FleshAssist after the 2019 winter giveaway. Although I have already rated this sleeve some time ago, I never got around to posting the review. Although it was a "freebie" via contest, I shall endeavor to give this a fair review.

Aesthetics: Like all FL girls, the front of the sleeve is molded after the vulva of the star in question, this case Ella Hughes. The vulva is quite appealing visually, both in use and when in display. Some people find aesthetics part of the experience, some do not. In some of my FLights, aesthetics do sometimes provide mental stimulation. I can't say that I enjoyed the visual penetration more than other sleeves, but it definitely didn't turn me off, either.

Lube: As mentioned in the intro, I use Gun Oil H2O, which is a water-based lubricant. DO NOT USE the original silicone variant of lube or any silicone or oil lube. I needed only a bit of lube in the opening (and spread about with a finger) and some lube on the penis and that was pretty much it and for this FLight did not need extra lube.

Noise: I did loosen the cap just slightly to facilitate better thrusting, but this did not impact sound in any way. It's not super loud, but unless you are going to town and someone is either in the room or the door is open, highly unlikely one's going to hear what you're up to. You might get a bit of a "whooshing" sound if you do thrust fairly quickly.

Penetration: Penetrating the Candy texture was quite enjoyable. When initially thrusting in, you have some waves that are an antechamber to the main even, a set of ramps that encourage you to push in further into some triangular rounded nubs that even the average endowed man in girth would enjoy. The end triangular ridges though are probably out of reach for most men unless the enter through the opposite end of the sleeve. Pulling back, you'll feel those ramps offering slight but noticeable resistance as to encourage you to push back in. As I made my initial thrusts into the Candy, I did notice this, and it definitely helps to build up the intensity, I felt I wanted more.

Intensity: Admittedly, FL might have been a little enthusiastic about potentially blowing on contact with the sleeve. The sleeve wasn't all that intense to begin with, but those guiding ramps after the waves do begin to exert additional stimulation as you continue to thrust in and out. As I continued to thrust, I could feel the wave, ramp and triangle textures on the glans and shaft more and more, encouraging me to a full erection and increased sensations while FLying. Of course, that's also a classic sign of closing in on the finish line. One could potentially slow down, and build up the sensation even more, but after a couple days lull without a FLight... I wanted to go for it, and this sleeve will be all too happy to let you do that.

Orgasm: With a FL, there are three orgasms that tend to come about (pun intended). One is a gentle buildup that leads to a nice orgasm. Another is one that causes you to cum without warning. The last is a "when you blow, you know." The Candy is very much the last result. Even if you build up, you will know when you cum. The release was enjoyable, complete and even resulted in that satisfactory feeling of accomplishment. Also, I had a feeling that all the preparation and effort was worthwhile. Even after multiple FLights, I've never seemed to have a bad one with the Candy.

Cleanup: While this sleeve does have some decent textures to it, it's also fairly spacious, so running a good, warm steady stream of water ought to wash through most deposits. Run water through both openings to really make sure it's clean.

Recently, I did acquire the Fleshlight AIR, and it is a game changer. If you have the AIR, take the lids off, rinse out the sleeve and case, and dry the case in full plus the exterior of the sleeve. Put the sleeve back into the case but do not put the lids back on. Screw the FL into the AIR and turn the AIR on for 40 minutes (two pushes of the button). Unscrew the FL, recap the FL and it's ready to go again. If you don't have an AIR, the best way to help the drying process is with good quality paper towels. Use care running the towel through the canal. After it is mostly dry to dry (paper towels won't get it all dry), leave FL uncapped to allow air drying. If you need to conceal the sleeve, stick the sleeve and case in a old (but clean) t-shirt loosely to allow air to vent.

Conclusion:
The Candy is a excellent sleeve for those who are in the market for a fairly intense sleeve. It's not a top-tier sleeve, but a worthwhile purchase if one is looking for a little variety. Even if I didn't win this sleeve, I would still have eventually bought it.

Score 4.48 Overall Satisfaction 4.6
2
Intensity 4.2
Stimulation 4
Penetration 4.3
Tightness 3.8
Suction Effect 3.5
Realism 3.25
Variation 2.9
Smoothness 3.5
Orgasm Rating 4.5
Noise 4.7
Lube Use 4.65
Cleanup 4.6
Dry Time 4.5

Alien Queen Review

December 16th, 2021 (Alien Queen Texture)

Welcome to another review by yours truly, revtwentyseven!

A few points of info when reading my reviews:

I am circumcised, use Gun Oil H20 lube, and generally FLy several times with each sleeve, including once immediately prior to the review. Most of my reviews reference how that review FLight was accomplished.

Now on to the review for the: Alien Queen Fleshlight

How I got it: I bought this in October 2021 during the Freaks Halloween Sale. The Alien Queen debuted in 2020 during the Freaks sale that had some issues. But in 2021, they did bring it back, and this time with a pearlescent darkish green color all across the sleeve. Now, this product is not normally for sale, but I will still put in a review in the case it makes an appearance in 2022 or future years.

Aesthetics: Like the Alien, you can tell this vulva is definitely a bit different. But unlike the Alien, the Alien Queen's vulva is oddly enough more similar to a human's vulva, but a little narrower and the entrance a bit lower too. The dark green pearlescent color is definitely a change. All in all, it seems rather inviting and not repelling to bring onself to enter.

Lube: As mentioned in the intro, I use Gun Oil H2O, which is a water-based lubricant. DO NOT USE the original silicone variant of lube or any silicone or oil lube. I did need a fair amount of lube to get started, but once the channel of pointy "pyramid" bumps/cones was lubed up, the lube amount held up for the duration of the flight. Not bad.

Noise: I did loosen the cap just slightly to facilitate better thrusting, but this did not impact sound in any way. It's not super loud, but unless you are going to town and someone is either in the room or the door is open, highly unlikely one's going to hear what you're up to.

Penetration: The penetration of the Alien Queen is pretty nice. I could feel the entry texture as my cock entered the Alien Queen's green vulva, which was a bunch of mini discs that feel like bumps but with a little bit more focus. Then my penis pushed into the longer "pyramid bumps/cones" which were not sharp, but I could definitely feel them. As I pulled back, the sensations repeated, but in reverse. In all, not a super intense penetration, but it felt nice and was satisfying enough to slowly pump into again, then build speed.

Intensity: Like the Alien, this sleeve looks intense but initially it is not. However, the various bumps of contact have a similar STU effect and over time you'll feel that intensity build. As I was FLying, I could tell that the "pyramid bumps/cones" was getting a bit more pronounced a few minutes into the FLight, and not too long after that, I had to decide if I wanted to go longer or donate my genetic material to the Queen (pun is intentional). I decided this time to not keep her waiting.

Orgasm: With a FL, there are three orgasms that tend to come about (pun intended). One is a gentle buildup that leads to a nice orgasm. Another is one that causes you to cum without warning. The last is a "when you blow, you know." The Alien Queen is something of a third type of orgasm with something of the second type. I can tell that there are ways to draw out the FLight and really have a nice finish. But if you don't hold out, it will bring you to orgasm, and fairly quickly. As a result, I didn't have a real earth-shattering orgasm, but it was still nice and I felt the effort to FLy was worth it.

Cleanup: Because of all the bumps, the Alien Queen does require a good rinsing. However, setting up a good warm (not super hot) stream of water from a sink and blasting water in both ends of the sleeve should remove all of the various deposits.

Recently, I did acquire the Fleshlight AIR, and it is a game changer. If you have the AIR, take the lids off, rinse out the sleeve and case, and dry the case in full plus the exterior of the sleeve. Put the sleeve back into the case but do not put the lids back on. Screw the FL into the AIR and turn the AIR on for 40 minutes (two pushes of the button). Unscrew the FL, recap the FL and it's ready to go again. If you don't have an AIR, the best way to help the drying process is with good quality paper towels. Use care running the towel through the canal. After it is mostly dry to dry (paper towels won't get it all dry), leave FL uncapped to allow air drying. If you need to conceal the sleeve, stick the sleeve and case in a old (but clean) t-shirt loosely to allow air to vent.

Conclusion:
Admittedly, the Alien Queen is not a top tier sleeve, but it's got a nice visual look plus a enjoyable texture for those who would like to play out their extraterrestrial fantasies a bit. The Alien Queen is also not for sale most of the time, so if the opportunity happens, it's worth a look as it's a pretty solid experience. If not, plenty of other great sleeves to enjoy.

Score 4.04 Overall Satisfaction 4.2
2
Intensity 3.9
Stimulation 4.25
Penetration 4.5
Tightness 3.25
Suction Effect 3.9
Realism 3.5
Variation 3.8
Smoothness 3.8
Orgasm Rating 4.25
Noise 4.6
Lube Use 4.5
Cleanup 4.6
Dry Time 4.5

Alien Review

December 15th, 2021 (Alien Texture)

Welcome to another review by yours truly, revtwentyseven!

A few points of info when reading my reviews:

I am circumcised, use Gun Oil H20 lube, and generally FLy several times with each sleeve, including once immediately prior to the review. Most of my reviews reference how that review FLight was accomplished.

Now on to the review for the: Alien Fleshlight

How I got it: I bought this in October 2021 during the Freaks Halloween Sale. Originally a product that was on sale constantly, this particular FL is only on sale once a year, but I still wanted to review it in case particular buyers consider purchasing this next Halloween season.

Aesthetics: Wow. If you imagined what a extraterrestrial vulva might look like, wonder no more. The pearlescent blue color with a triangular vulva and two clitorises (clitori?) is very visually stimulating and even gets you wondering what that might feel like if a real alien were to enjoy that vulva.

Lube: As mentioned in the intro, I use Gun Oil H2O, which is a water-based lubricant. DO NOT USE the original silicone variant of lube or any silicone or oil lube. I did need to use a bit more lube due to the "lotus node" in order to better thrust through it, but it's worth it.

Noise: Due to needing a bit more looser environment (thus loosening the cap) to thrust with this particular FL, there wasn't too much noise. It's not totally silent, but unless you had your door open or someone actually in the room, no one would particularly notice the noise.

Penetration: Penetration surprisingly felt rather good. Some of this might be the visual imagery or even a overactive imagination, but going into the intro spiral (originally called the Vortex texture) felt really nice. Then I hit up upon Fleshlight's famous (infamous?) Lotus Node. Eventually, it gave way, giving me a nice snug feel before landing into a bunch of bumps, the familiar sensation of a STU (Stamina Training Unit). Then I pulled back, feeling myself exit back out into the Vortex, and then thrusted back in again. In all, while these are staple textures in the FL lineup, the combination leads to a nice penetration sensation that encourages you to keep going.

Intensity: Admittedly, this sleeve is initially not as intense as it looks. But over time, especially if you spend a lot of time in the STU region of the Alien, you will start to feel your cock expand, and you will really begin to feel those bumps. And if you've used a STU before... you know what they can do (and if not, the short of the story is that it will ramp up the intensity until you blow).

Orgasm: With a FL, there are three orgasms that tend to come about (pun intended). One is a gentle buildup that leads to a nice orgasm. Another is one that causes you to cum without warning. The last is a "when you blow, you know." The Alien is something of a second and third type if you don't master the STU area, and a first and third type if you have. Admittedly, in this review FLight I let the STU bumps take me over the edge a little sooner than I would have liked, but it was still an enjoyable release.

Cleanup: The Alien's Lotus node does make this FL a little challenging to clean, but ample amounts of warm to slightly hot water will get that rinsed out. To be sure, rinse from both ends.

Now, if you have the Fleshlight AIR, drying is a breeze. Dry the outer sleeve and the case, put the sleeve back in the case, with neither lid on and screw in the FL to the AIR and turn the AIR on. Two presses of the on button (40 minutes) I have found will suffice. Unscrew from AIR, recap the FL and it's ready to go again. If you don't have a AIR, Paper Towels (and quality paper towels, not store brand economy towels) are your next best friend. Run them through the canal a few times (be careful not to tear them). Then leave out in open air to dry (if you need to conceal the sleeve, stick in a old (but clean) t-shirt loosely to allow air to vent.

Conclusion:
Although not the top of the line of FL sleeves, the Alien is now a limited edition purchase available once a year that FL collectors should seriously ponder buying when it's available. It's a bit out there for a sleeve (pun intended), but for vivid fantasies or those who want tried and true textures, one won't be disappointed.

Score 4.10 Overall Satisfaction 4
Intensity 4
Stimulation 4.2
Penetration 4.5
Tightness 4
Suction Effect 3.8
Realism 4.1
Variation 4.3
Smoothness 4.3
Orgasm Rating 4.6
Noise 4.9
Lube Use 4.5
Cleanup 4.7
Dry Time 4.5

Rebel Review

December 28th, 2020 (Rebel Texture)

I got the Rebel Sleeve of Kimmy Granger's during the year end sale in 2018-19. While I have rated this sleeve some time ago, I still need to review it. So here we go:

Aesthetics: Kimmy Granger's Rebel has a replica of her vulva, which is quite appealing to look at and stirs no small amount of intrigue to get you to go right on inside. Oddly, for a sleeve billed "Rebel" after Kimmy Granger's IDGAF view on life (a brief perusing of her twitter is a good sample), the exterior seems calmly inviting. And then you enter and no longer wonder why it's named such.

Lube: Since mid-2019, I have exclusively used Gun Oil H2O (do not use the original Gun Oil as it is a silcone lubricant that will damage your sleeves). Gun Oil H20 is great as it is a longer lasting lube, works very well with Fleshlight products and is formulated to help improve sexual activity. The Rebel does have some variation, but the sleeve is actually a consistent width and the variations aren't too deep, allowing lube to move about, and so a little Gun Oil H2O will go a long way with just a bit. Usually, if you apply a fairly liberal amount to inside of sleeve and yourself, that should last the FLight unless you are trying to set a new world record for endurance.

Noise: The sleeve itself did not make much noise when penetrating, at all. Unless someone is watching you enjoy yourself, the noise ought not to be a factor in a closed room. Now, I didn't give this a perfect 5.0 because it does make a little noise. However, unless someone either a) knows what that noise is or b) walks in on you, it's not exactly something to get all riled up about.

Penetration: Remember when I said the outside appearance of the Rebel (and replica of Kimmy Granger's vulva) looks camly inviting? Everything changes when you enter. You are treated to a barrel of small bumps which your "head" and shaft go through, on to set of rings and then a thatched pattern followed by more rings. Unless you have a lot of length, the "skateboard ramps aren't accessible. If you want to see how they feel, you can always attempt to penetrate the back of the sleeve if you're feeling adventurous. After penetrating fully, you pull back, and the rings and bumps make themselves present again, right before you push in again.

Intensity: The Rebel is a sleeve with a lot of texture variation, but isn't as tight, so intensity starts rather slow. But each thrust you will feel the texture, and will begin to drive you inexorably towards climax. If you have more girth, this sleeve may ratchet up in intensity more so than someone with average or below average girth. But those bumps and rings will begin to take their toll, and push you into...

Orgasm: With a FL, there are three orgasms that tend to come about (pun intended). One is a gentle buildup that leads to a nice orgasm. Another is one that causes you to cum without warning. The last is a "when you blow, you know." Rebel is interesting here. I've had orgasms that could be considered in each category, but this is a sleeve with few surprise "cum without warning" and more buildup and leading to a definitive mental "I'm going to cum." You can last a while with this sleeve with the right mindset, but given the chance, it will lead you to completion no matter what you do.

Cleanup: The Rebel has variation in the sleeve, but the consistent width lends itself to a easier cleanup if you use a lot of water through the sleeve shortly after finishing your FLight. If you want the interior of the sleeve dry in a reasonable time, use a high quality paper towel (or if you use a low quality, economy-strength paper towel, be prepared to pick out the torn pieces...). With this, clean-up and dry times are fairly quick and much more reasonable, and can help get your sleeve back ready for action in a fair amount of time.

Conclusion:
Those with more girth may actually find the Rebel to be a wonderful addition to their FL collections sooner than those who are more average in girth. That being said, the Rebel's variation should still be enticing to any who is looking to get a bit adventurous in there FLying experiences.

Score 4.36 Overall Satisfaction 4.6
Intensity 4.4
Stimulation 4.6
Penetration 4.2
Tightness 3.9
Suction Effect 3.9
Realism 4
Variation 4.25
Smoothness 4.5
Orgasm Rating 4.65
Noise 4.9
Lube Use 4.5
Cleanup 4.6
Dry Time 4.6

Silk Review

December 28th, 2020 (Silk Texture)

I got the Silk sleeve of Ana Foxxx during the BF/CM sale of 2020, along with other sleeves to take advantage of one of the levels of savings in that sale.

Aesthetics: In the past, Fleshlights started off with a traditional pink sleeve that kinda, sorta looked like skin tone but was still not quite a fleshtone. Once the FLG series started taking off, Fleshtone sleeves were developed, but only one type of fleshtone. Misty Stone was the first FLG that saw a distinctly differetn Fleshtone offering, and since then, Janice Griffith, Ana Foxxx and Autumn Falls (and perhaps more) have Fleshtone sleeves along with imprints of their vulvas that look highly realistic. Like with Autumn Falls, I had a good look at the sleeve, marveling at just how far ILF has advanced in technology and design. Also, the vulva of Ana Foxxx is quite pleasing to the eye.

Lube: Since mid-2019, I have exclusively used Gun Oil H2O (do not use the original Gun Oil as it is a silicone lubricant that will damage your sleeves). Gun Oil H20 is great as it is a longer lasting lube, works very well with Fleshlight products and is formulated to help improve sexual activity. Although the Silk sleeve does have some varying textures, Gun Oil H2O will go a long way with just a bit. There was one FLight that I had to lube a second time, but I'm believing that is because the sleeve was wetter than normal warming it up with water, and I had gotten a bit eager to get going.

Noise: The sleeve itself did not make much noise when penetrating, at all. Unless someone is watching you enjoy yourself, the noise ought not to be a factor in a closed room. Now, I didn't give this a perfect 5.0 because it does make a little noise. However, unless someone either a) knows what that noise is or b) walsk in on you, it's not exactly something to get all riled up about.

Penetration: Entering the Silk, you are greeted by a set of "chevron arrows" that point into the sleeve, which for those with considerable girth may feel as a encouragement to go further, which then narrows into a bumpy part that just about everyone should be able to feel, followed by what appears to be a FL version of a spike belt (but don't worry, this feels good). Unless you are 7" or longer, the larger bumps are a little out of reach. Pulling back, you feel that narrow part again, which tends to entice you to thrust again, and repeat.

Intensity: The Silk is a bit of a interesting sleeve. At first, the sleeve was pleasurable, but not incredibly intense. If the sleeve stayed there, then this would be on the weaker end of intensity. However, repeated thrusting through the chevrons, narrow bump canal and the spike belt does start to assert itself on the user, and it's not long before intensity starts to build, and you really begin to feel how the sleeve has its "ways" to drive you towards climax.

Orgasm: With a FL, there are three orgasms that tend to come about (pun intended). One is a gentle buildup that leads to a nice orgasm. Another is one that causes you to cum without warning. The last is a "when you blow, you know." Silk for me tends to be a buildup (though not necessarily gentle) orgasm. Certainly, one can go into jackhammer mode and speed up the process, but taking your time with this sleeve is what brings out the better finishes.

Cleanup: The Silk has some varied texture points, so take your time rinsing out the sleeve. If you want the interior of the sleeve dry in a reasonable time, use a high quality paper towel (or if you use a low quality, economy-strength paper towel, be prepared to pick out the torn pieces...). With this, clean-up and dry times are fairly quick and much more reasonable.

Conclusion:
For FL fans, the Silk is definitely a sleeve to experience, and can lead to enjoyable FLights. Beginners may find the sleeve enjoyable for a varied amount of reasons, but may want to experience other sleeves first unless they're sure. Regardless, Silk is a sleeve that should eventually be part of one's collection.

Score 4.41 Overall Satisfaction 4.7
Intensity 4.6
Stimulation 4.5
Penetration 4.55
Tightness 4
Suction Effect 4.4
Realism 4.3
Variation 4.75
Smoothness 4.6
Orgasm Rating 4.8
Noise 4.9
Lube Use 4.8
Cleanup 4.7
Dry Time 4.8

Cream Review

December 15th, 2020 (Cream Texture)

I got the Cream sleeve (and case, as it was a new offering, so you could only get it as a full FL kit) of Autumn Falls during the BF/CM sale of 2020, of which one plus of that sale was that newer FLGs were also part of the sale, provided you spent enough.

Aesthetics: The Cream sleeve has a vaginal orifice that is the replica of Autumn Falls vulva, and with a Fleshtone that is very similar to Autumn Falls herself, this sleeve is already visually appealing. Yeah, I must confess: I oggled it with my eyes quite a bit each time before embarking on a FLight.

Lube: Since mid-2019, I have exclusively used Gun Oil H2O (do not use the original Gun Oil as it is a silcone lubricant that will damage your sleeves). Gun Oil H20 is great as it is a longer lasting lube, works very well with Fleshlight products and is formulated to help improve sexual activity. Although the Cream has various textures, Gun Oil H2O will go a long way with just a bit, and unless you are going on a major marathon of a FLight, re-lubing is usually not necessary.

Noise: The sleeve itself did not make much noise when penetrating, at all. Unless someone is watching you enjoy yourself, the noise ought not to be a factor in a closed room. Now, I didn't give this a perfect 5.0 because it does make a little noise, and with the Shower Mount that noise is a bit noticeable in the room, but again, unless someone either a) knows what that noise is or b) walsk in on you, it's not exactly something to get all riled up about.

Penetration: When used in a Shower Mount, Cream is... alright with initial penetration. You can feel the various constricting "gates" that lead to each new texture up through the "waffle/lattice". However, on its own (such as the FL being held by the hand or other handless methods), the sensations are more noticeable. That being said, what really sells this sleeve is...

Intensity: With a Shower Mount, it takes time for intensity to build, but it does get there. However, using the FL with your hand, or with the FL inserted for a hands free experience other than the Shower Mount (maybe with a Launch, or inserted into something else, some still swear by sticking the FL in a good ol' shoe), and the intensity dials up even more quickly. With the Shower Mount, I was able to go for well around ten minutes (perhaps due to a larger air hole that is in the base of the mount, so that dials down the intensity just a tad, so the Mount doesn't rip off the wall). But other FLights sans Shower Mount? Definitely more intense and one FLight, in particular, was over in three minutes if that. This increasing intensity lets you know you are heading to a strong finish, regardless of what method you FLy.

Orgasm: With an FL, there are three orgasms that tend to come about (pun intended). One is a gentle buildup that leads to a nice orgasm. Another is one that causes you to cum without warning. The last is a "when you blow, you know." Cream is more of the third item, with some flavorings of the first and second items in that previous list depending on how you want to FLy. However, all of them are quite enjoyable, and even the three-minute FLight I had was an orgasm that after it occurred had me chuckling for a few minutes, mentally admiring a rather quick but fulfilling experience.

Cleanup: The Cream is a varied texture, so using a copious stream of water and some finger scrubbing is helpful in removing the "deposits". If you want the interior of the sleeve dry in a reasonable time, use a high-quality paper towel (or if you use a low quality, economy-strength paper towel, be prepared to pick out the torn pieces...). With this, clean-up and dry times are fairly quick and much more reasonable, as I found myself considering seriously going for another round not long after the previous round, and this is a sleeve that may well make you want another go after your FLight.

Conclusion:
The Cream is a surprisingly good sleeve that ILF took some risks in designing, and it's a winner. I can recommend this sleeve for both beginners (although you will get spoiled, it's that good) and experience FLyers alike. This sleeve edges out Luxe/Sugar for my highest rated sleeve, and I could see this as a first five-sleeves purchase for many, for a long time to come.

Score 4.60 Overall Satisfaction 4.75
9
Intensity 4.25
Stimulation 4.7
Penetration 4.5
Tightness 3.8
Suction Effect 3.7
Realism 4.1
Variation 4.5
Smoothness 4
Orgasm Rating 4.45
Noise 4.9
Lube Use 4.75
Cleanup 4.5
Dry Time 4.5

Eden Review

December 11th, 2020 (Eden Texture)

I got Janice Griffith's Eden as an Ice sleeve (leftover from the 2019 Countdown to Black Friday special) in February of 2020, which is an unusually off schedule purchase (usually buy my FLs at end of the year), but the discount plus case easily made it worth the $ to spend.

Aesthetics: The Eden texture has an orifice that is a replica of Janice Griffith's vulva, which is quite visually appealing (and more so since the Ice sleeve is clear, so you can see through to the texture). Much more realistic than the traditional FL vulva.

Lube: Since mid-2019, I have exclusively used Gun Oil H2O (do not use the original Gun Oil as it is a silicone lubricant that will damage your sleeves). Gun Oil H20 is great as it is a longer-lasting lube, works very well with Fleshlight products, and is formulated to help improve sexual activity. A little lube in the sleeve and on the penis and that's pretty much all you need for a short to medium-length FLight (longer FLights may require re-lubing).

Noise: The sleeve itself did not make much noise when penetrating, at all. Unless someone is watching you enjoy yourself, the noise ought not to be a factor in a closed room.

Penetration: Penetrating Eden was an enjoyable experience, though not as intense as the Storm or other FL. The textures you can feel (including a mini bump tunnel and a squarish/rectangular set of rings, followed by the lotus node and then several rings are generally accessible by most. However, it is the length of the stroke that makes it enjoyable. The key to using Eden is to thrust with intention. Short shallow thrusts might make your "head" happy, but I found constant deep and intentional (modest pacing, not jackhammering) thrusting to be what really made this sleeve worth it.

Intensity: Eden looks like a variable sleeve that seems intense... but it's much more modest when you actually go FLying with it. However, deep thrusting involves more of your cock, and that does tend to accelerate the arousal process to orgasm. The buildup to orgasm is not as intense as other sleeves, but you know when you are going to finish soon.

Orgasm: With an FL, there are three orgasms that tend to come about (pun intended). One is a gentle buildup that leads to a nice orgasm. Another is one that causes you to cum without warning. The last is a "when you blow, you know." The Eden is a one/three combo. You will know when you blow, but it's not an intense and short eruption that usually results. Rather, it's a satisfying conclusion that although not overwhelming, is still satisfactory.

Cleanup: The Eden is a bit of an involved texture, so you may need copious amounts of water and digital (fingers) manipulation to remove deposits. Dry time is a bit tricker if you have the ICE version... Paper towels will adhere to the stickier surface of the Ice, so gently pat the outside dry with a non-shedding washcloth, shake out as much water as you can from the canal, blot dry the ends and ventilate either with natural air or with a blow-dryer with very low or no heat. It will take time to dry. If you have the original Fleshtone (in Janice's flesh tone, no less, which is a first for FLGs since Misty Stone) FL, you can use paper towels to accelerate dry time, but use good quality towels unless you want to fish out a disintegrated towel.

Conclusion:
The Eden is a quality FL that isn't at the top of the list, but earns high reviews from those who use it. It's a solid sleeve for intermediate FLyers who are looking to up their collection (or are looking for a adventure of a FLight over a quick session).

Score 4.36 Overall Satisfaction 4.4
Intensity 4.05
Stimulation 4.5
Penetration 4.6
Tightness 3.8
Suction Effect 3.7
Realism 4
Variation 4.5
Smoothness 4.2
Orgasm Rating 4.8
Noise 4.9
Lube Use 4.75
Cleanup 4.25
Dry Time 4.5

Storm Review

December 10th, 2020 (Storm Texture)

I got Romi Rain's FL (Storm Texture) as a purchase in December 2019, and also got a mystery sleeve (of which as of the time of writing this review, I'm not sure which one was it... Fortunately, not of consequence of this review). I was hoping to have this written some time ago, but here it is now. I did use the sleeve on additional time before reviewing.


Aesthetics: The Storm texture has a orifice that is a replica of Romi Rain's vulva. It is quite pleasing (as most vulva are) to the eye, and was a oddly enticing sight while penetrating (I don't really focus too much on this part, but today my mind wanted to, which did add to the experience in an arousing way.

Lube: Since mid-2019, I have exclusively used Gun Oil H2O (do not use the original Gun Oil as it is a silcone lubricant that will damage your sleeves). Gun Oil H20 is great as it is a longer lasting lube, works very well with Fleshlight products and is formulated to help improve sexual activity. I only had to use a bit in the sleeve and on myself to get things going and did not need to re-lube (the whole FLight did last a few minutes).

Noise: The Storm sleeve itself did not make much noise when penetrating, but the case ring (that holds the sleeve in the case) did "pop" against the case.. I fixed this by ever so slightly twisting the air cap to vent without sacrificing much suction. Other than that, quite quiet. Unless someone is watching you enjoy yourself, the noise ought not to be a factor in a closed room.

Penetration: Penetrating the storm is a enjoyable experience, with a slightly narrowed entry followed by a ring osmall beads, and then rows of alternating small beads before a narrower and bumpy canal, and then a ring of larger bumps and then a set of ridges (which is where I ran out of "room" as my penis, above average as it is, cannot go further). The variation of these textures are enjoyable to plunge into, and then pull back.

Intensity: The Storm is an modestly intense to intense sleeve. The textures will definitely get you going and set up for a strong orgasmic finish, but if you slow a bit, you can more fully enjoy the sleeve for longer. The latter appears to be its sweet spot. You can go "to town" with this sleeve if you like, and have a nice quick go at it if you're in a hurry, but you might be missing out on a better... ahem, finish.

Orgasm: With a FL, there are three orgasms that tend to come about (pun intended). One is a gentle buildup that leads to a nice orgasm. Another is one that causes you to cum without warning. The last is a "when you blow, you know." Storm is a bit of the first and mostly of the third. I knew when I was going to blow, but I was able to somehow slow it down and build it up a bit more, leading to a solid and enjoyable finish that made digging up the Storm all the worthwhile.

Cleanup: The Storm does have some texture to the canal, so a good through rinsing with some finger checking to get all the "deposits" out should do the trick. For drying, you can use a paper towel to absorb a lot of the moisture inside, but use a good quality paper towel unless you want it to tear apart in the canal and require you to do some excavations to pull it out. Towel drying will cut the drying time significantly, and proper air ventilation should finish the job in a handful of hours (I put my sleeves into a clean but old t-shirt with it opened to help continue drying the outside and provide ventilation). Haven't lost a sleeve yet this way.

Conclusion:

Conclusion:
Once upon a time during it's release, the Storm took the FL world by storm (ack, pun), fast becoming a favorite of quite a few FLyers. Now although the Storm is no longer top of the list, it's still a great purchase for those desiring a higher level of intensity and variation, and is a worthwhile purchase for collectors AND for those who have FLown a couple of sleeves.

Score 4.37 Overall Satisfaction 4.6
1
Intensity 4
Stimulation 4.1
Penetration 3.9
Tightness 3.75
Suction Effect 2
Realism 2.5
Variation 3.5
Smoothness 3.5
Orgasm Rating 4.25
Noise 4.8
Lube Use 3.9
Cleanup 4.5
Dry Time 4.5

Boost Review

December 23rd, 2019 (Boost Texture)

I got the Quickshot Boost (I thought it was a Vantage, but as I was ready to rate and review, I compared it and found it to be a Boost) during the BF/CM sale of 2017 as one of the gifts. I got another Quickshot boost in the end of year/start of year sale of 2018-19 (also as one of the tier gifts), so I have two (though one is copper and the other gold). Anyway, on to the review:


Aesthetics: The Quickshot boost has two holes (one on either side, please curb your enthusiasm) that are fairly non-descript. Looks like the side end of some sort of geometric design I can't recall. Realistic orifice? No. Visually appealing? Sorta, in a scientific way.

Lube: Since mid-2019, I have exclusively used Gun Oil H2O (do not use the original Gun Oil as it is a silcone lubricant that will damage your sleeves). Gun Oil H20 is great as it is a longer lasting lube, works very well with Fleshlight products and is formulated to help improve sexual activity.

Noise: The Quickshot boost, being a completely open "sleeve" made fairly little noise, and again, unless you are going to town with someone watching (or playing along, if that's something you all are interested in), no one will be the wiser or have any real suspicions of what you are doing.

Penetration: The Quickshot line is approximately 3-4 inches in length (with caps off), and as for the Boost you will go right through the sleeve of rectangular nodes, circular bumps and even a center ring before repeating and then exiting the other end. Although there is not much suction as it's open-ended with no cap on, there is still plenty of stimulation as you penetrate in, out and then pull your "head" back in.

Intensity: The Boost is a bit of an odd commodity. Intensity varies on how you use the Quickshot. You could focus on stimulating "just the tip" and this might increase intensity. Or maybe you stroke up and down on the shaft, but not the head, and just go to the base of the glans. Or maybe you do a full thrust in and out. Or maybe you do all of these things. I find that the more variation on how you use the Quickshot, the more enjoyable it seems.

Orgasm: With a FL, there are three orgasms that tend to come about (pun intended). One is a gentle buildup that leads to a nice orgasm. Another is one that causes you to cum without warning. The last is a "when you blow, you know." The Boost is very much a first category. It takes a bit of time as this is not a complete sleeve in order to get to orgasm, but the feeling is quite nice when you do.

Cleanup: The Quickshot is definitely living up to its name as after a FLight, the item is fairly easy to clean. And the shorter and open canal means the Boost can be ready for use in a matter of hours (if you airdry) to minutes (if you use a towel). In my opinion, this category is probably its greatest strength.

Conclusion:
The Quickshot is an odd FL item that tends to be a bit misunderstood. A full Fleshlight it is not, however it is great for couples play or for a break from the regular FL lines. Definitely not a first purchase (especially for a newbie), but a potentially rewarding treat for those experienced with FLs and looking for some adventure.

Score 3.80 Overall Satisfaction 3.95
Intensity 3.9
Stimulation 4.5
Penetration 4.3
Tightness 4
Suction Effect 4.5
Realism 3.8
Variation 4.3
Smoothness 4
Orgasm Rating 4.6
Noise 4.8
Lube Use 4.6
Cleanup 4.5
Dry Time 4

Karma Review

December 21st, 2019 (Karma Texture)

I got Lana Rhoades' Karma during the end of year sale for 2018/19, and this is another sleeve I've had for a while but haven't got around to writing a review. Given the dearth of reviews for this sleeve, I decided it was time to give it a review.

Aesthetics: As this is a "butt" sleeve, there is a butthole, which... well everyone has one of those. However, this particuar sleeve is quite oddly pleasing, due the shape of Lana Rhoades' cheeks (as best as a FL can replicate) are well defined as well as the mold including part of her labia as well.

Lube: Since mid-2019, I have exclusively used Gun Oil H2O (do not use the original Gun Oil as it is a silcone lubricant that will damage your sleeves). Gun Oil H20 is great as it is a longer lasting lube, works very well with Fleshlight products and is formulated to help improve sexual activity.

Noise: This sleeve did make a small bit of noise, due to the end cap being slightly looser, but unless someone is literally watching FLy, this is not exactly something of concern.

Penetration: Entering the Karma sleeve has several different feelings based on how the endcap is on. If the endcap is on and tight, the sleeeve quickly grabs ahold of you and you can feel the suction the more you penetrate and thrust. Otherwise, the sleeve gets a little looser and you can definitely feel the spaces in each of the triangular caverns as well as the rings of rings. Either setup leads to a great experience.

Intensity: The Karma is strangly not a super intense sleeve, even if you have the ventilation cap all the way on. However, as you continue to thrust, you will become more aware of the sensations in the sleeve, especially if you are more endowed, as the chambers do narrow the further you go.

Orgasm: With a FL, there are three orgasms that tend to come about (pun intended). One is a gentle buildup that leads to a nice orgasm. Another is one that causes you to cum without warning. The last is a "when you blow, you know." The Goddess is some of the first and the third. The Karma texture is primarily the first type. It takes time to get to the finish line with this sleeve, but it is well worth it. You can certainly have a quick romp with the Karma, but I feel those sessions are considerbly less rewarding than taking your time.

Cleanup: Given the spacious chambers of the Karma (and even considering the narrowing along the sleeve), this sleeve is not terribly hard to cleanup and dry. A good rinsing with water followed by drying the inner canal with a paper towel is sufficient to accelerate the drying process to a reasonable time.

Conclusion:
The Karma is a welcome addition to anyone's collection, especially for those interested in butt sleeves. Even if one is more partial to the "Lady" sleeves, the Karma is definitely worth exploring, regardless, and a experienced FLyer should have this texture in their collection.

Score 4.31 Overall Satisfaction 4.5
2
Intensity 4
Stimulation 4.25
Penetration 4.5
Tightness 3.8
Suction Effect 3.9
Realism 3.75
Variation 4.5
Smoothness 4.15
Orgasm Rating 4.3
Noise 4.6
Lube Use 4.1
Cleanup 3.75
Dry Time 3.75

Goddess Review

December 20th, 2019 (Goddess Texture)

I got Anikka Albrite's Goddess texture during the BF/CM sale of 2017, but never got around to reviewing it until now (December 2019). This review was done using the Fleshlight Launch, but care was taken to simulate a realistic sexual experience.


Aesthetics: The orifice is an amazing replica of Annika Albrite's vulva, and is both visually and texturally appealing.

Lube: Since mid-2019, I have exclusively used Gun Oil H2O (do not use the original Gun Oil as it is a silicone lubricant that will damage your sleeves). Gun Oil H20 is great as it is a longer-lasting lube, works very well with Fleshlight products and is formulated to help improve sexual activity.

Noise: This particular review was done with the Fleshlight Launch, and the Launch made way more noise than the FL itself, so one can rest assured this is a particularly quiet sleeve.

Penetration: The Goddess is a texture that is made of bumps, lines of bumps and rings of bumps until the very end, (which most men won't be able to make unless they enter from the other side) which is a few rings not coiled at the end. Entering the Goddess is a slightly snug but comfortable experience, and the bumps and lines of bumps immediately make their presence aware around you as you penetrate the sleeve. Unlike other textures, these bumps are not meant to immediately send you over the edge, but still provides plenty of...

Intensity: The Goddess sleeve isn't as intense as a Destroya or STU or other heavily textured sleeves, but it still lets you know of its presence. To me, it felt like someone lulling me into a comfortable embrace before allowing a buildup to orgasm. It wants you to appreciate and enjoy what it has to offer before you finish.

Orgasm: With a FL, there are three orgasms that tend to come about (pun intended). One is a gentle buildup that leads to a nice orgasm. Another is one that causes you to cum without warning. The last is a "when you blow, you know." The Goddess is some of the first and the third. The Goddess meets both of these types of orgasms as it's clear you know when you are going to orgasm, but only on its terms, and that requires you to appreciate the stimulation and experience before building you up for a release.

Cleanup: The Goddess, despite its textures, is not difficult to clean up. Prompt running of water through the sleeve, followed by drying by a (quality) paper towel (without turning the sleeve inside out) results in a fairly dry and clean product. For sanitization, a little 70% isopropyl alcohol is sufficient.

Conclusion:
The Goddess is a solid choice for those who prefer a blending of moderate intensity, some variation and a snug (but not overly tight) fit. For those unsure of what FL types they like, the Goddess may be a good starting purchase to see what elements of a FL one prefers. Even if not a starting purchase, the Goddess is a good sleeve to add fairly early in a collection.

Score 4.13 Overall Satisfaction 4.4
1
Intensity 4.4
Stimulation 4.25
Penetration 3.8
Tightness 3.6
Suction Effect 4
Realism 2.5
Variation 4.6
Smoothness 3
Orgasm Rating 4.5
Noise 5
Lube Use 4.5
Cleanup 3.7
Dry Time 3

Pilot Review

December 17th, 2019 (Pilot Texture)

I got the Flight Pilot in the middle of 2017 as I began to slowly rebuild my FL collection (thanks to a not smart decision to purge my collection).


Aesthetics: The Flight Pilot has a non-descript opening that looks a bit like a turbine inside a engine. While not overly realistic, it does seem to insinuate you are in for a intense FLight.

Lube: Since mid-2019, I have exclusively used Gun Oil H2O (do not use the original Gun Oil as it is a silcone lubricant that will damage your sleeves). Gun Oil H20 is great as it is a longer lasting lube, works very well with Fleshlight products and is formulated to help improve sexual activity.

Noise: To me, the case design aided greatly in reducing noise, and with the Shower Mount, made it particularly quiet.

Penetration: The Flight Pilot is a shorter texture, and thus is ideal for those who are of average or below average endowments. In addition, the texture is a condensed version of Stoya's Destroya, making for a highly pleasurable penetration experience as your head and shaft go through the entrance and into the dome of "spikes", and on through the second round of spikes. This repetitive motion of going into and back out of the spikes is sure to lead to a rapid increase of...

Intensity: The Pilot is sure to make you aware that you are fast heading for orgasm. Edging and lasting long with this sleeve is much like the Destroya... a real challenge, and the constant and increasing stimulation is often times too inviting to just mentally go into autopilot and release yourself into orgasm.

Orgasm: With a FL, there are three orgasms that tend to come about (pun intended). One is a gentle buildup that leads to a nice orgasm. Another is one that causes you to cum without warning. The last is a "when you blow, you know." The Pilot is very much a third category sleeve: Orgasms tend to be quick, intense and brutal. This sleeve's forte in inducing orgasms is magnified if one has the shower adapter (for Flight and Go) plus the Shower Mount.

Cleanup: The Pilot is a tricky sleeve to clean due to it being transparent and heavily textured. It is recommended that you immediately rinse the sleeve out after your FLight and then gently run a paper towel through it. While powdering will make the sleeve less sticky (with talc or corn starch), it will quickly cloud the transparent sleeve, although with a opaque case, this is not so much a problem. My recommendation is that I would not recommend powdering this sleeve at all, and just being very proactive in cleaning it.

Conclusion:
The Flight Pilot has been around for a while, and is a portable and compact version of Stoya's Destroya. For those on the go and need a quick FLight to get on with their day, the Pilot is quite a safe bet to add to your collection.

Score 3.94 Overall Satisfaction 4.3
Intensity 4.6
Stimulation 4.5
Penetration 4.1
Tightness 4.2
Suction Effect 4
Realism 2.43
Variation 4.25
Smoothness 2.3
Orgasm Rating 4.5
Noise 4.7
Lube Use 4.3
Cleanup 3.9
Dry Time 4

Torque Review

May 28th, 2019 (Torque Texture)

I got the Go Torque as a freebie for reaching a certain $ threshold in the End of Year/New Year New Rear sale of 2018. Although this was a freebie, I will endeavor to give it a fair review, as I do with all sleeves.


Aesthetics: As a fellow FA member commented, aesthetics should be considered with the overall review. I agree. The only difference with the Go Torque compared to the Go Surge (which I do not yet have) is the entry (and in case of the freebie, the color, it is transparent blue), and the entry looks a lot like a jet engine opening. Kinda fascinating, but also an indication of how the sleeve will behave as you enter and begin thrusting.

Lube: For this review, I have been using Fleshlube Water, but have recently acquired some Gun Oil H2O after it being highly recommended by other redditors on the FL reddit and also on FleshAssist. But, need to use up what's already open.

Noise: This was not a particularly noisy sleeve. Again, the FL sleeves don't seem that noisy, so unless you are really going to town in an echo chamber or in plain sight, you shouldn't be able to give yourself away with it.

Penetration: The Go Torque is slightly smaller than a full FL, and thus allows for more fuller penetration for those who are average or below average in the size of their endowments. For those above average, the sleeve is still long enough to penetrate fully, but those with exceptional endowments may have to use caution so not to thrust their sensitive head into the hard plastic cap. Besides size, the Go Torque is richly textured with with a circular chamber, followed by a ribbed chamber and then another spherical chamber before a series of alternating ribbed and textured cylindrical chambers. Each new texture is a new sensation to penetrate into with every thrust, leading invariable to a ratcheting up of..

Intensity: The Go Torque is not exactly a gentle sleeve, and it is a challenge to last too long with this sleeve. In addition, the smaller case and texture sleeve adds additional friction and tightness to the experience, and orgasms tend to come on rather quickly, especially if one thrusts vigorously with abandon.

Orgasm: With a FL, there are three orgasms that tend to come about (pun intended). One is a gentle buildup that leads to a nice orgasm. Another is one that causes you to cum without warning. The last is a "when you blow, you know." The Torque is very much a third category sleeve: Orgasms tend to be quick, intense and often lead to vocalizations. This sleeves forte in inducing orgasms is magnified if one has the shower adapter (for Flight and Go) plus the Shower Mount.

Cleanup: The Torque is a tricky sleeve to clean due to it being transparent and heavily textured. It is recommended that you immediately rinse the sleeve out after your FLight and then gently run a paper towel through it. While powdering will make the sleeve less sticky (with talc or corn starch), it will quickly cloud the transparent sleeve, making it less visible to see you thrusting into the sleeve. I would not recommend powdering this sleeve at all, and just being very proactive in cleaning it.

Conclusion:
Conclusion:
The Go Torque may not be a "top-shelf" sleeve, but it is a welcome addition for those who are desiring a more compact FL product for travel or for those who are smaller in the size department that desire a more "filling" experience. For a FL collector, getting one of the GO products is generally recommended anyways.

Score 4.01 Overall Satisfaction 4.3
3
Intensity 3.25
Stimulation 3.9
Penetration 4.25
Tightness 3
Suction Effect 3.5
Realism 4.7
Variation 3
Smoothness 4.5
Orgasm Rating 4.3
Noise 5
Lube Use 4.7
Cleanup 4.3
Dry Time 4.5

Texas Tornado Review

May 22nd, 2019 (Texas Tornado Texture)

I got the Alexis Texas Texas Tornado (the butt orifice) as part of my 2018-19 New Years haul. I had actually been eyeing getting this particular texture for some time, and with the New Year, New Rear deal plus a actually decent set of gift tiers, I went in and got it.


Aesthetics: As a fellow FA member commented, aesthetics should be considered with the overall review. I agree. Now, I'm not real partial to buttholes (everyone's got one), but this does appear to accurately depict Alexis Texas' famous backdoor. (Sadly it doesn't replicate the cheeks as well, which the real life version... are frankly quite appealing)

Lube: For this review, I have been using Fleshlube Water, but have recently acquired some Gun Oil H2O after it being highly recommended by other redditors on the FL reddit and also on FleshAssist. But, need to use up what's already open.

Noise: This was not a particularly noisy sleeve. Again, the FL sleeves don't seem that noisy, so unless you are really going to town in an echo chamber or in plain sight, you shouldn't be able to give yourself away with it.

Penetration: The Alexis Texas Texas Tornado is the same as the previous texture paired with Alexis' vagina (before that became Outlaw). It has a peculiar opening before a slightly wavy texture with hollowed out bumps and lined indentations throughout the sleeve. As it's the same throughout the texture, once you get past the initial opening of the inside of the texture (less than 1-1.5 inches), the rest of the texture is the same, which makes this a great texture for those who are perhaps a little less endowed in the length department and are stricken with a fear of texture FOMO.

Intensity: The Texas Tornado starts as a fairly mild sleeve, but is still stimulating. However, once you start getting into a rhythm, that's when the magic starts, and the texture starts to increase in intensity (as a tornado starts to build up, quite literally). While you can retain control, this sleeve can easily send you over the edge if you get too carried away, leading to

Orgasm: With a FL, there are three orgasms that tend to come about (pun intended). One is a gentle buildup that leads to a nice orgasm. Another is one that causes you to cum without warning. The last is a "when you blow, you know." The Texas Tornado is deliciously in the second category (if you don't retain control), with more of a first (if you retain control) category for other orgasms. Either way, the Tornado has been a pleasurable sleeve that gets some considerable FLight time, and oftentimes I'm not even really thinking about the orifice.

Cleanup: Although the texture is detailed, the Texas Tornado is not hard to clean up if you are prompt in doing so. Although you may not want to, you need to run warm/somewhat hot water down the sleeve canal as soon as possible to remove deposits. A paper towel (of the good kind, not the economy roll store brand) can help mop up the moisture, but be careful, or it will eat a part of your towel.

Conclusion:
Alexis Texas was one of the earlier generation of FLG's to be added, and the Texas Tornado has enjoyed a long run in the FL line-up, and once you get it, it's not that hard (hehe) to figure out why. It may not be a top line, "first purchase" but is a welcome addition for FL collectors or those who enjoy FL.

Score 4.08 Overall Satisfaction 4.25
1
Intensity 4
Stimulation 4.3
Penetration 3.9
Tightness 3.5
Suction Effect 4.1
Realism 4.25
Variation 2.5
Smoothness 3
Orgasm Rating 4
Noise 4.7
Lube Use 4.7
Cleanup 4.4
Dry Time 4.5

Dragon Review

May 20th, 2019 (Dragon Texture)

After yet another long hiatus, I am happy to return with new reviews. I got the Asa Akira Dragon back during the Black Friday/Cyber Monday sale of 2017, and just haven't gotten around to reviewing it. Perhaps it's because it has quite a few reviews already. Or maybe I'm lazy. But, since I have it, I might as well review it.


Aesthetics: As a fellow FA member commented, aesthetics should be considered with the overall review. I agree. Granted, I've only seen Asa Akira's vulva both on a FL and in pictures, but from the images, it's quite realistic, and pretty appealing. Her definitive autograph signature is also on the Fleshlight face, so you can't mistake it for someone else.

Lube: For this review, I have been using Fleshlube Water, but have recently acquired some Gun Oil H2O after it being highly recommended by other redditors on the FL reddit and also on FleshAssist. But, need to use up what's already open.

Noise: This was not a particularly noisy sleeve. Again, the FL sleeves don't seem that noisy, so unless you are really going to town in an echo chamber or in plain sight, you shouldn't be able to give yourself away with it.

Penetration: The Asa Akira Dragon is a ribbed texture with a bumped coil rotating across the ribs. Once you insert your manhood inside (which is enjoyable, but not overly overpowering), you start to really enjoy it, leading to

Intensity: The Dragon is modestly intense, and does give you the ability to control yourself. However, if you were to go to town, this sleeve can easily bring you to the brink in a fairly short period of time (though not as quickly as the STU). It's up to you on how you want to face the Dragon (pun intended).

Orgasm: With a FL, there are three orgasms that tend to come about (pun intended). One is a gentle buildup that leads to a nice orgasm. Another is one that causes you to cum without warning. The last is a "when you blow, you know." The Dragon tends to be a third category orgasm, and the more you can resist the moment of completion, the more intense it will be. However, short orgasm are still a bit enjoyable with the Dragon.

Cleanup: Because of the ribbed texture, the Dragon can be a bit of a challenge to clean up. Although you may not want to, you need to run warm/somewhat hot water down the sleeve canal as soon as possible to remove deposits. A paper towel (of the good kind, not the economy roll store brand) can help mop up the moisture, but be careful, or it will eat a part of your towel.

Conclusion:
The Dragon was one of the first textured sleeves to come about, as Asa Akira was an early (not an OG, but close) participant in molding for the FLG line. If you are going for long-running sleeve as opposed to a fresh release, the Dragon isn't a bad choice, although it's moved on from being a top choice sleeve from long ago.

Score 4.01 Overall Satisfaction 4.3
Intensity 4.25
Stimulation 3.75
Penetration 4.15
Tightness 4
Suction Effect 3.65
Realism 4.05
Variation -
Smoothness 3.85
Orgasm Rating 4
Noise 3.5
Lube Use 3.6
Cleanup 3.6
Dry Time 3.5

STU Review

December 25th, 2017 (STU Texture)

I got the STU as part of the Library Girl Study Pack (along with the Kendra Sunderland Angel FL), marking the second time I got an STU (my first FL all the way back in 2010 was a STU, but poor care and paranoia about storage forced me to throw it away after just a few months back then). Combined from 2010 and now, I have well over twenty FLights that I can easily recall, including quite a few since I reacquired it again.


Aesthetics: As a fellow FA member commented, aesthetics should be considered with the overall review. I agree. The generic vulva is anatomically correct... too correct. Although there's no denying it looks pleasing... it also looks generic.

Lube: In the case of this review, I used ID Glide water based lubricant. It is wise to keep the lube on hand, because if you go for any great length of time, you're gonna need more. If you are in doubt mid FLight, use more.

Noise: The noise made by FL's don't bother me much, and unless someone is actually watching you going at it, it's probably not that big of an issue.

Penetration: The STU is known for it's one unified texture: a tunnel of pillow like bumps from start to finish. Although they do feel pleasurable to thrust in and out of, these bumps are going to increase in stimulation rather quickly... leading to...

Intensity: The STU lives up to it's billing in wanting to make you last longer... in that the intensity ramps up incrementally yet quickly, leaving you with two choices. One is to to change your thrusting or stroking technique, the other is to head for the exit ramp of the FLight and orgasm.

Orgasm: With a FL, there are three orgasms that tend to come about (pun intended). One is a gentle buildup that leads to a nice orgasm. Another is one that causes you to cum without warning. The last is a "when you blow, you know." The STU is exclusively in the final category, and the intensity of your orgasm is generally dependent on how long you were able to hold out. There's nothing subtle with the STU, from it's bright gold case to the sleeve design, to the finish you will have with this thing.

Cleanup: The STU can be a bit tricky to clean up. Although you may not want to, you need to run warm/somewhat hot water down the sleeve canal as soon as possible to remove deposits. A paper towel can help mop up the moisture, but be careful, or it will eat a part of your towel.

Conclusion:
If you are looking for a FL to help improve your sexual stamina, the STU has been the go to choice, and one should not discredit the original simply because there are new options available with stamina training like features. Otherwise, it's not a must buy FL, though it makes a nice add on for a deal package.

Score 3.84 Overall Satisfaction 4
Intensity 4.05
Stimulation 4.6
Penetration 4.2
Tightness 4
Suction Effect 4
Realism 3.95
Variation 4.45
Smoothness 4.15
Orgasm Rating 4.35
Noise 4.8
Lube Use 4.75
Cleanup 4.6
Dry Time 4.4

Lush Review

December 21st, 2017 (Lush Texture)

I got the Abigail Mac Lush FL during the Black Friday/Cyber Monday 2017 sale. In the interest of remedying a lack of any reviews, I went ahead and wrote this review after three FLights with the Lush, as opposed to my customary five FLights.

Aesthetics: As a fellow FA member commented, aesthetics should be considered with the overall review. I agree. Abigail Mac's vulva is very realistic, and quite appealing to the eye. It also is very enticing when one penetrates into the sleeve as the head and shaft of one's cock rubs against it.

Lube: In the case of this review, I used ID Glide water based lubricant. Lube was not too much of an issue, although I did have to re-lube towards the end. As a rule of thumb: If in doubt, use more.

Noise: The noise made by FL's don't bother me much, and unless someone is actually watching you going at it, it's probably not that big of an issue.

Penetration: The Lush starts out with a narrower than usual opening before expanding into a set of incomplete spiral points before reaching a spiral that's somewhat similar to the entry of Kendra Sunderland's Angel. The next texture is a series of very small bumps aligned in rings that are very close to another. By this point, a man of average endowment would not likely reach the next texture. Pulling back out of the Lush leads to a reverse sensation going throw the spiral, a nice contrast.

Intensity: The Lush is not incredibly intense at first, but it does build up nicely over time. It does take time for one to build up to orgasm, but the journey to release is enjoyable and feels a lot like spending time with someone you love... in that you want the experience to last.

Orgasm: With a FL, there are three orgasms that tend to come about (pun intended). One is a gentle buildup that leads to a nice orgasm. Another is one that causes you to cum without warning. The last is a "when you blow, you know." The Lush is something that falls almost entirely in the first category, with some potential for the last category if one is rather horny and haven't had action in a few days.

Cleanup: Very little issues with clean up. Running some warm to somewhat hot water through the canal will remove deposits rather quickly, and it doesn't hurt to run a finger through it as well. A paper towel run carefully and slowly through the canal will pick up most moisture, and help cut the drying time.

Conclusion:
The Lush is a nice addition to the FLG line, and worth a look if one is looking for a Fleshlight that allows for one to take their time. Abigail Mac fans will not be disappointed, and those who have several Fleshlights should consider adding it to their collection.

Score 4.35 Overall Satisfaction 4.65
2
Intensity 4.25
Stimulation 4.6
Penetration 4.25
Tightness 4
Suction Effect 3.9
Realism 3.7
Variation 4.5
Smoothness 3.6
Orgasm Rating 4.6
Noise 5
Lube Use 4.5
Cleanup 4.75
Dry Time 4.5

Angel Review

December 6th, 2017 (Angel Texture)

I got the Kendra Sunderland Angel FL as a package deal (Library Girl Study Pack) during the Black Friday/Cyber Monday 2017 sale. In the interest of remedying a dearth of reviews, I went ahead and wrote this review after three FLights with the Angel, as opposed to my customary five FLights.

Aesthetics: As a fellow FA member commented, aesthetics should be considered with the overall review. I agree. Kendra Sunderland's vulva is asthetically pleasing and appears to be a work of art. The picture does not do the sleeve any justice from actually looking at the replica on the sleeve.

Lube: In the case of this review, I used ID Glide water based lubricant. Despite varying textures, the lube lasted long enough for most of the FLight, and on only one occasion did I feel like I needed to use more. When in doubt, use more.

Noise: The noise made by FL's don't bother me much, and unless someone is actually watching you going at it, it's probably not that big of an issue.

Penetration: The Angel is similar to Eva Lovia's Sugar in the starting sensation of a spiral, but the spacing is much tighter. From memory, the Sugar felt almost as good, but the minor tweak FL did here was enjoyable. Next, one moves into a collage of narrowly spaced mini bumps that seems like someone shrunk an STU down to tiny little pips. Then you reach a elongated spiral, as if someone untwisted it to nearly straight lines. For average men, this is as far as one can go into the sleeve, and only if one is rather endowed will they reach the next set of small pips. Overall, this combination does live up to it's billing, as one definitely feels a "rising" sensation as one enters, and it only goes up from there.

Intensity: Remember that part about "goes up from there?" Yep, even after the initial penetration, the Angel works effortlessly to stimulate your cock and help you to quickly ascend to orgasm. It is entirely possible for you to delay your orgasm, but the ever increasing intensity of sensations is in a pleasant incremental crescendo that makes you feel a little guilty you are holding back from your ultimate reward.

Orgasm: With a FL, there are three orgasms that tend to come about (pun intended). One is a gentle buildup that leads to a nice orgasm. Another is one that causes you to cum without warning. The last is a "when you blow, you know." The Angel is very much a first category with a bit of the latter. I have not yet had a bad orgasm with this sleeve, and it seems to get better each time I FLy.

Cleanup: Despite its design, the Angel does pretty well with cleanup. Running some warm to somewhat hot water through the canal will remove deposits rather quickly, and it doesn't hurt to run a finger through it as well. A paper towel run carefully and slowly through the canal will pick up most moisture, and help cut the drying time.

Conclusion:
This sleeve is a winner. Despite the lack of reviews(as of 5 December 2017), this FL is a great recent addition to the FLG line and should be one of the first five FL's someone buys. This quickly became a top three sleeve for me, and will likely be a top ten sleeve for just about any FL owner.

Score 4.34 Overall Satisfaction 4.6
1
Intensity 4.25
Stimulation 4.35
Penetration 4.65
Tightness 4.25
Suction Effect 4.35
Realism 3.15
Variation 4.6
Smoothness 3.25
Orgasm Rating 4.7
Noise 4.45
Lube Use 4.4
Cleanup 4.6
Dry Time 4

Reign Review

December 17th, 2016 (Reign Texture)

I got the Nikki Benz Reign about a week after it came out as part of a package deal from Fleshlight. I've had several FLights with the Reign, but because of life circumstances I've only just now been able to write a proper review.

Aesthetics: As a fellow FA member commented, aesthetics should be considered with the overall review. I agree. As mentioned in a few other reviews, butt orifices aren't my thing. However, Nikki Benz's looks realistic and looks as if she's done some serious foreplay before you enter.

Lube: I used Fleshlube (Water) for this review. Although I usually FLy several times (at least 5) before writing a review, I always FLY once more immediately regardless before a review so that the review is fresh and as honest as can be. The Reign does have some varying textures, but you shouldn't need to re-lube if you are somewhat generous with the lube. Whenever in doubt, use more.

Noise: Either I'm getting used to the noise various FL's make or this is a quiet sleeve. If you are in an enclosed room, I doubt anyone would know unless you are next to a open-draped window: in which case you have a different issue to address.

Penetration: The Reign starts off with a "thatched" pattern and oh my, it's a winner. Go further in and you have a bunch of rectangular shappes in a ribbed fashion that feel very nice (and why the Fit took this element from the Reign), followed by a tight ribbed area and then some some soft pointed spiky ribs (but most men won't reach this part). The first few strokes or thrusts gets you aroused quickly.

Intensity: This sleeve lives up to it's descriptive billing: You can climax in no time if you don't pace yourself, and even if you do, the sensations will tempt you to FLy over the threshold of no return.

Orgasm: There are sleeves that are gentle and let you build up to a nice climax, there are sleeves that take you by surprise, and then there are sleeves that when you blow, you know. The Reign is some of the second and all of the last category. I've never NOT had a bad orgasm with this sleeve, and vocalizations are common with this sleeve.

Cleanup: There are some portions of the sleeve that can trap water and other deposits, but a good stream of water and then a paper towel through the canal usually is sufficient to aid in the sleeve's drying time.

Conclusion:
This sleeve is well-crafted. It's definitely a top sleeve and one of the better "butt" sleeves, especially if realism isn't crucial to what you are looking for. The Reign is the better of the two Nikki Benz sleeves, by far. Definitely worth putting it in your collection.

Score 4.26 Overall Satisfaction 4.6
Intensity 4.25
Stimulation 4
Penetration 4
Tightness 4.25
Suction Effect 4.65
Realism 4.5
Variation 3.5
Smoothness 3.25
Orgasm Rating 4.5
Noise 4.5
Lube Use 4
Cleanup 3.6
Dry Time 4

Swallow Review

December 13th, 2016 (Swallow Texture)

I got the Teagan Presley swallow sleeve as the "Free Mystery Sleeve" during the 2016 BF/CM Sale. Although I was a bit disappointed (at least initially) in the sleeve choice by whatever random generator used, a free gift is a free gift. On to the review!

Aesthetics: As a fellow FA member commented, aesthetics should be considered with the overall review. I agree, and the mouth of Teagan Presley looks inviting, almost if you want to just smooch with it... but that's not the main purpose of a Fleshlight, as you probably know by now.

Lube: I used Fleshlube (Water) for this review. Although I FLy several times (at least 5) before writing a review, I always FLY once more immediately before a review so that the review is fresh and as honest as can be. The swallow doesn't require a whole bunch of lube, but if in doubt, always use more. One pre-lubing session was adequate for the entire FLight.

Noise: Surprisingly quiet, I think it may even be quieter than the real thing.

Penetration: When you first penetrate the Swallow, it does feel a bit tight as you then entered a ribbed canal. There are also big bumps before a very tight canal, but most average sized men will likely not make past the big bumps. Although the initial penetration seems smooth in nature, pulling back means pulling back on the ribbed canal, of which creates a strong sensation on the head of your cock.

Intensity: Initially, the major source of intensity of this sleeve is the sensations on your "head" as you pull back each stroke in the ribbed canal. However, as time goes on, the suction in the Swallow begins to increase dramatically, adding to the intensity.

Orgasm: Because of the suction that is generated by the Swallow, you can accelerate the arousal process to orgasm quickly, or pull out of the sleeve and relieve the suction. Orgasms in this sleeve aren't toe-curlers but are still enjoyable and can be intense. You can also build up your orgasm a bit in this sleeve, which can add to the overall "bang" when you cut loose.

Cleanup: Because the canal is somewhat tight at points, it's best to rinse out with water on both ends (the orifice and the through-hole at the end), and that can be a wee bit of a hassle. Drying with a paper towel helps greatly, but be careful, the tight canal at the end might aid in tearing your towel, and the sleeve might eat your towel, forcing you to retrieve the lost pieces/towel.

Conclusion:
The Swallow is a wonderful simulation of oral sex, and a worthwhile purchase. If you like strong suction and can put up with the slightly more tedious clean-up process, it's definitely a great sleeve.

Score 4.10 Overall Satisfaction 4.45
Intensity 4.5
Stimulation 4.25
Penetration 4.4
Tightness 3.25
Suction Effect 3.1
Realism 3.5
Variation 4.5
Smoothness 3.35
Orgasm Rating 4.25
Noise 4.65
Lube Use 4.35
Cleanup 4.15
Dry Time 4.25

Primal Review

December 12th, 2016 (Primal Texture)

I got the Primal Sleeve paired with Eufrat Mai's vagina for the BF/CM sale of 2015. I'm not sure why it is that I haven't reviewed it until now, but here goes.

Aesthetics: As a fellow FA member commented, aesthetics should be considered with the overall review. I agree. Eufrat Mai's vulva looks amazing and is realistic.

Lube: I used Fleshlube (Water) for this review. In most cases, I FLy at least five times before reviewing, but I always fly once more right before the review. These sleeve need a little bit more lube due to it's varying textures, but you don't have to re-lube afterwards. When in doubt, use more.

Noise: Fairly quiet. No complaints here.

Penetration: The Primal starts off tight and the alternates between ribbed chambers and tight openings before reaching the now-classical "lotus node" followed by flat tipped fangs (think someone cutting the "spiky" points off of a Destroya) followed by bumps. Only those more endowed will reach the second lotus node, average sized men will likely just graze the STU bumps. The tight/loose alterations makes for a enjoyable entrance, but other than those points, plus the lotus nodes, the sleeve itself is a bit more on the "loose" side.

Intensity: The Primal is quite diverse in its varying textures, starting with the classic "lotus nodes", adapting the "spikes/fingers" between the Barracuda and Destroya, adding the STU bumps and borrowing the ribbed chambers from the Gauntlet. The varying textures lead to a truly primal experience that will begin building and guiding you to orgasm quickly. And by guiding... that's a subtle way of saying you are not in control long with this sleeve.

Orgasm: If you are trying to last long with this sleeve, you will be disappointed. Its one mission is to bring you in and then raise your arousal so quick in which you have no choice but to surrender yourself to your primal urge to cum. Orgasms are intense, and range from highly pleasurable to involuntary vocalizations and shuddering.

Cleanup: Because of the many textures, you might need to use quite a lot of water to rinse out the sleeve. A paper towel does accelerate the process, but if you are not careful the sleeve will eat it and you will need to remove the lost portion of towel.

Conclusion:
Overall, it's a decently good hybrid texture sleeve. As all the FL EU girls are on Collector's Corner as of 2016, you might want to make sure you get a Primal sleeve before the sleeve is discontinued.

Score 4.05 Overall Satisfaction 4.15
Intensity 4.4
Stimulation 4.5
Penetration 3.85
Tightness 3.6
Suction Effect 3.85
Realism 3.4
Variation 4.6
Smoothness 4.25
Orgasm Rating 4.25
Noise 4.5
Lube Use 4.6
Cleanup 4.75
Dry Time 4.6

Fit Review

December 11th, 2016 (Fit Texture)

I got Nicole Aniston's Fit as a sleeve only option during the 2016 BF/CM sale. Part of what intrigued me was the billing, plus this year I felt adventurous and wanted to take a gamble on a relatively new sleeve.

Aesthetics: As a fellow FA member commented, aesthetics should be considered with the overall review. I agree. Nicole Aniston's vulva certainly looks unique, like a real woman's vulva, and in a oddly arousing way.

Lube: I used Fleshlube (Water) for this review. Normally, I FLy at least five times with a sleeve before writing a review, however due to the lack of reviews for the Fit, I chose to write a review with my third FLight, which I did right before the review. I find that more lube is better with this sleeve, but once you apply a generous helping, you won't have to re-lube afterwards.

Noise: It's actually a quiet sleeve. Not much concern in the noise department.

Penetration: When you first enter, you enter into a spiral canal of long bumps that look a lot like weights in a weight machine (perhaps a subtle nod to Nicole Aniston's desire to be fit). Then you enter into a random assortment of bumps, rings and from there it's an abundance of variation in textures. It's not a super intense experience at first penetration, but don't let that deceive you at all.

Intensity: The Fit starts off gentle, but incrementally gets more intense as you stroke (and even more intense if you thrust). I found myself to be building up to a strong orgasm within a couple of minutes, but I didn't feel like I was going to lose control unless I wanted to.

Orgasm: If you stroke with the Fit, the orgasm is somewhat pleasurable. But if you have a Shower Mount, this is a sleeve that works WONDERS if you go hands free and thrust. When I finally decided to cum I got to be quite vocal in my release.

Cleanup: Despite it's many textures, the sleeve is fairly spread out, so running water down the sleeve gets all the deposits out. A quick run through with a paper towel and the sleeve was pretty much dry.

Conclusion:
Overall, a great sleeve. The Fit may not be the best first purchase, but a returning customer would likely enjoy what the Fit has to offer. Certainly has the potential of being a top five sleeve for many FL fans.

Score 4.28 Overall Satisfaction 4.7
Intensity 4.5
Stimulation 4.6
Penetration 3.7
Tightness 3.6
Suction Effect 3
Realism 3
Variation 2
Smoothness 3.7
Orgasm Rating 4.5
Noise 2.45
Lube Use 3.25
Cleanup 4.65
Dry Time 4.5

Blade Review

December 5th, 2016 (Blade Texture)

It's a interesting story how I picked up the Fleshlight Blade. This is one of the few purchases I did not buy from Fleshlight directly, but at a reputable online adult toy company. I'm normally leery about doing so, but as this was one of the few legitimate outlets still carrying the Blade, I went ahead and bought it.

Aesthetics: As a fellow FA member commented, aesthetics should be considered with the overall review. I agree, except that other than the shape of the case and sleeve altering the vulva slightly, it's the generic FL vulva. Highly stylized and not super realistic, but still vaguely pleasing.

Lube: I used Fleshlube (Water) for this review. Although I FLy several times (at least 5) before writing a review, I always FLY once more immediately before a review so that the review is fresh and as honest as can be. As there are plenty of spaces to where lube can get trapped, considerable lube usage is needed.

Noise: This is the Blade's worst flaw. The squeezable case and odd design leads to air expelling in where ever it can, making considerable noise. It's why I don't often fly with the Blade.

Penetration: Despite the cut-section looking like this may not be a pleasant experience, you'd be surprised: It's quite enjoyable to enter. Your cock begins pushing out the divisions of the "blade rings", and then when you pull back they push back on you. Quite enjoyable.

Intensity: The sleeve looks intense, and it is. It's in the same design of rapid repeated sensations like the STU (bumps), Joanna Angel's Punk (rings of different sizes) and Super Ribbed, but different as the material of the "blade rings" are a bit thicker and more spaced out. However, you can have a quick go at it or enjoy it for a time before you have to cum.

Orgasm: Depending on how fast (and tight you squeeze the case) is how your orgasm will be. It can range from a somewhat pleasurable sensation to a enjoyable release complete with vocalizations (which might be problematic if the noise the Blade makes dosen't draw attention).

Cleanup: The sleeve itself is not hard, as there's enough space between the rings for a quality paper towel (emphasis on quality) to wick away. However, the case though can be a real pain in the ass as it's intricately and ornamentally designed. Dry time varies, but isn't prohibitive.

Conclusion:
Although increasingly difficult to acquire, the Fleshlight Blade is a interesting deviation from their hard case design, giving it some versatility. However, it's noise issues can raise eyebrows if someone is in your house at the same time. If you can still get the Blade though, it's a worthwhile investment for the Fleshlight collector.

Score 3.70 Overall Satisfaction 4.4
Intensity 4.2
Stimulation 4
Penetration 4.25
Tightness 3.6
Suction Effect 3.6
Realism 3
Variation 4.6
Smoothness 3
Orgasm Rating 4.4
Noise 4.7
Lube Use 4.4
Cleanup 4.6
Dry Time 4

MVP Review

December 4th, 2016 (MVP Texture)

I got the Nikki Benz MVP about a week after it came out as part of a package deal from Fleshlight. I've had several FLights with the MVP, but due to life circumstances, it's only now that I've sat down to write a review.

Aesthetics: As a fellow FA member commented, aesthetics should be considered with the overall review. I agree, and the vulva of Nikki Benz is highly realistic and even looks open, inviting and even a bit aroused, as if its "ready" for you to penetrate.

Lube: I used Fleshlube (Water) for this review. Although I FLy several times (at least 5) before writing a review, I always FLY once more immediately before a review so that the review is fresh and as honest as can be. The MVP is not much of a lube consumer. I only had to lube once, and it lasted for the whole flight.

Noise: Other than the lube sloshing around just a bit, it was rather quiet, though if someone else who knew the sound was listening, they might pick up on it.

Penetration: The MVP's strong suit is in this department. The first texture you experience as you enter is a series of curved bed of mini-bumps that invite you in and give you initial stimulation to keep going into the spaced ribs that follow it. Then the larger bumps (similar to those in Angela White's Indulge) greet you, but you'll likely only feel some of them depending on how big you are in the length department.

Intensity: Despite its looks, The MVP is not a super intense sleeve like the Destroya or Obsession. But it's not a gentle sleeve either. Depending on where you focus your time while going for it in your FLight is how intense the sleeve is. Stay towards the opening, and you'll get some intense sensations for the head of your cock. Move around slowly, and you can help build up your stimulation and orgasm.

Orgasm: If you go particularly fast in your stroking/thrusting, don't be surprised if your orgasm sneaks up on you. You can control it and delay it with the MVP, but not by a whole bunch. Either way, the MVP left me feeling complete and satisfied.

Cleanup: There are some portions of the sleeve that can trap water and other deposits, but a paper towel through the canal usually is sufficient to aid in the sleeve's drying time. Not the easiest sleeve to clean and dry, but nowhere near a nightmare to clean and dry either.

Conclusion:
Overall, a solid sleeve choice for any FLight. The MVP ranks solidly on intensity, orgasmic sensations and excels in helping facilitate arousal during penetration. It may not be a first purchase sleeve, but it's definitely worth looking into for a fourth or fifth texture.

Score 4.06 Overall Satisfaction 4.45
Intensity 4.25
Stimulation 4.5
Penetration 4.6
Tightness 2.85
Suction Effect 3.45
Realism 2.65
Variation 4.35
Smoothness 2.65
Orgasm Rating 4.45
Noise 4.65
Lube Use 4.6
Cleanup 4.7
Dry Time 4.2

Torrid Review

December 31st, 2015 (Torrid Texture)

I got the Tori Black Torrid as part of the Cyber Monday sale, after passing the sleeve up several times in favor of other sleeves (such as the Angela White Indulge, Lisa Ann Barracuda, etc.). I can honestly say that although all those sleeves range from good to great, I’m glad to have picked up the Torrid.
Aesthetics: As a fellow FA member commented, aesthetics should be considered with the overall review. I thoroughly agree, and although 90% of the sleeve is the same, the vulva of Tori Black is amazingly replicated, and looks open and inviting.
Lube: As this is a new sleeve to me, I went through my customary minimum of five (5) FLights before reviewing this sleeve. For this sleeve, I used Fleshlight’s FleshLube Water. I’ve found that regardless of lube, both Fleshlube and Astroglide tend to have lasting use and staying power in slickness and consistency, though Astroglide does tend to get a bit less slick in a shower for a FLight a la Shower Mount. The Torrid doesn’t need a whole ton of lube, as the texture is fairly wide, the only thing you need to account is the “tri-lobes” or the three semi-circle flaps that separate the texture every inch or so. If you a bit on the larger side, use a bit more so you aren’t roughing up your cock when you enter. Lube will spread out over time, making things nice and slick. Another reviewer (Casquetero) noted that ample lube use will lead to the Torrid “squirting” out lube, and although I did notice a bit of lube escaping the replica of the vulva… it’s not that profound unless you get into some serious lube use.
Noise: Nothing out of the extraordinary. If you do get the aforementioned “squirting” effect, you might get some squishing noise, but nothing louder than fapping with your hand. And if it came down to noise, and you had to choose between your hand or using a Fleshlight molded after Tori Black… I think I know what I would choose.
Penetration: Depends on how big you are. If you have a well-endowed manhood, you’ll feel the subtle bumps in each section quite well, and this will add to the sensation. Regardless, all men should be able to feel the semicircle “trilobes”/”triflaps” as they pass through, and this is a subtle sensation compared to other textures. Subtle as it is, penetration is still noticeable, and for those who want a bit of a slower initial build-up, the Torrid performs amazingly well.
Intensity: With the slightly varied bumps in the Torrid, one would think this sleeve is intense. If you are well-endowed with girth, this might be the case. But if you are closer to the average (as I am), it isn’t… at least not initially. Towards the end of your FLight (as one approaches the time to cum and as the cock expands and hardens in anticipation for orgasm), you will eventually feel these bumps to some degree, adding to the intensity of the sleeve. “Dick Tantalizing Majesty” might be a slight overstatement in the beginning, but if one gets going with the Torrid on a hands-free flight, the Torrid has a way of bringing you close to the edge, but not giving you that last little bit of stimulation to trigger your orgasm. In a way, the Torrid is much like Tori Black in no shortage of her scenes… reels you in with great looks and personality, and then traps you and makes you hers until you have nothing left to give.
Orgasm: The best orgasms with the Torrid are hands-free. Mount this in your shower, grab on to something clamped/bolted down, and go for it. I’ve had a couple of strong orgasms (one particularly brutal and draining), complete with screaming out and basically being WIPED OUT, but in a pleasurable, satisfying way.
Cleanup: The bumps are fairly spaced out, so a good stream of water will get the deposits out. A paper towel will hasten dry time considerably. One of the easier sleeves to clean.

Conclusion:
If you are looking for a "quick and dirty" orgasm... the Torrid may not be the best sleeve. But for those who want to build up to a pleasurable orgasm that often takes all you have, the Torrid is a great sleeve for the job. Like many sleeves, it takes a certain knowledge of Fleshlights to appreciate the Torrid, so grab some other sleeves first if you really want to enjoy the Torrid.

Score 4.04 Overall Satisfaction 4.7
Intensity 4.6
Stimulation 4.7
Penetration 4.6
Tightness 3.45
Suction Effect 4
Realism 2.4
Variation 3.25
Smoothness 2.7
Orgasm Rating 4.6
Noise 4.85
Lube Use 3.85
Cleanup 4.7
Dry Time 4.6

Punk-Charmer Review

December 29th, 2015 (Punk-Charmer Texture)

I acquired the Joanna Angel Punk sleeve as part of the of the Cyber Monday sale. Although I am not as partial to butt orifices as I am with vaginal orifices, the texture looked quite intriguing, and with the discounted price on the normal sleeve price, I dropped the money for it.
Aesthetics: As a fellow FA member commented, aesthetics should be considered with the overall review. I thoroughly agree, and although 90% of the sleeve is the same, the butt orifice of Joanna Angel looks quite like the real thing. Much like Jenna Haze’s butt, there is some molding of her labia included in the mold, which can provide a context clue on how to arrange the sleeve if you are wanting to simulate visual penetration from in front or behind.
Lube: As this is a new sleeve to me, I went through my customary minimum of five (5) FLights before reviewing this sleeve. I did break open a bottle of FleshLube Water (finally!) for this review, and will likely be using this lube for future reviews. I’ve found that regardless of lube, both tend to have lasting use and staying power in slickness and consistency, though Astroglide does tend to get a bit less slick in a shower for a FLight a la Shower Mount. As the Punk has several chambers of different diameter rings (which will trap a small amount of lube), you will need a bit of lube to get started, and possibly relube during your FLight if you didn’t put enough in the sleeve.
Noise: Fairly quiet, unless you’ve built up a bit of suction when you pull out.
Penetration: Very pleasurable. You immediately feel the changes of width in the sleeve, as you move from group of rings to another group, with varying widths. Although the sleeve has limited variation in this regard, it is still very enjoyable to enter.
Intensity: This is quite an intense experience FLying with the Punk texture, especially if you are “cut” The changing sensations on your head make it hard to hold off your orgasm, though those who can will enjoy a nice buildup.
Orgasm: Very pleasurable, and even to the point of making vocalizations and shaking somewhat. The intensity of the sleeve leads to a great experience as you cum.
Cleanup: Despite the many crevices in the sleeve by the rings, the sleeve is not hard to clean. A prompt rinsing with some towel drying is sufficient to get the sleeve cleaned up.

Conclusion:
Even if one is more partial to other parts of the female body (i.e. pussy), one should not get hung up on the Punk texture simply because its paired with a butthole. It's a worthwhile purchase, and is great for men who are "cut".

Score 4.06 Overall Satisfaction 4.6
Intensity 4
Stimulation 4.4
Penetration 3.6
Tightness 3.45
Suction Effect 3.6
Realism 2.4
Variation 4.45
Smoothness 2.75
Orgasm Rating 4.35
Noise 2.75
Lube Use 3.7
Cleanup 4.45
Dry Time 2.7

Crystal Review

December 28th, 2015 (Crystal Texture)

I got the Crystal sleeve in the “Mouth” orifice as a free sleeve in part of the Cyber Monday Sale promotion. While the concept of a clear sleeve was interesting, it was not intriguing enough to plop money down. However, as a free sleeve (can’t turn down anything “free” now…), I decided to give it a go… or 5 (no, not in a row, in case one was wondering).
Aesthetics: As a fellow FA member commented, aesthetics should be considered with the overall review. I thoroughly agree, and although 90% of the sleeve is the same, the mouth looks kinda appealing, even if it is the generic Fleshlight mouth. The fact that it’s a clear sleeve and you can see into the sleeve is also pleasing. However, as time went on with using the Ice Crystal, the mouth orifice side is not as transparent, and is now more translucent than transparent.
Lube: As this is a new sleeve to me, I went through my customary minimum of five (5) FLights before reviewing this sleeve. I did break open a bottle of FleshLube Water (finally!) for this review, and will likely be using this lube for future reviews. I’ve found that regardless of lube, both tend to have lasting use and staying power in slickness and consistency, though Astroglide does tend to get a bit less slick in a shower for a FLight a la Shower Mount. For the Crystal, you will need a bit of lube to get started, especially as lube tends to pool into the spherical chamber a bit. Your cock will distribute the lube (eventually), but unless you want the beginning of your FLight to be a bit more turbulent (and not entirely in a pleasurable manner), use a bit more lube, especially on you.
Noise: I mentioned I might bin this category. I’m glad I didn’t, as the Ice does tend to make a bit of noise. Perhaps it’s the mouth. Perhaps it’s the clear cap rattling around if it’s not screwed shut.
Penetration: Penetration is quite pleasurable, as you enter a narrow canal followed by a bumpy and widening intial chamber, before a ribbed narrowing before the crystal “sphere”, followed by more ribbed and bumped texture. Although this is not a sharp sensation, the sight of seeing yourself penetrate is quite a thrill of itself.
Intensity: You would think with all the variation, that the Ice Crystal is an intense sleeve. It is, and isn’t. If you move repeatedly into the “sphere” and then further past it, you can build up intensity quickly there, but it’s primarily speed that determines if you have a build-up with this sleeve or not.
Orgasm: Although orgasms aren’t as super intense as with other sleeves, cumming in the Crystal is still quite pleasurable (and again, the visual element of seeing the whole FLight is what sells this sleeve).
Cleanup: Alas, this sleeve falls short on this category. While rinsing out the sleeve is enough to remove your “deposits”, the sleeve sadly cannot have a towel run through it, unless you want to make the sleeve lose its transparency because the tackiness of the sleeve will take up your towel fibers. The best bet is to use a blow dryer with no heat to help push the moisture out, but it’s best to let it air dry only to keep it’s visual clarity intact as long as possible.

Conclusion:
The Ice Crystal is a decent textured sleeve in which visually seeing yourself penetrate is the main selling point. An added bonus is that you can compare (roughly) how far you penetrate, which can actually aid you in making decisions on future purchases. Not a "must buy", but still nice to have.

Score 3.63 Overall Satisfaction 4.15
Intensity 4.7
Stimulation 4.5
Penetration 4.75
Tightness 4.35
Suction Effect 4.4
Realism 3.75
Variation 4.7
Smoothness 4.75
Orgasm Rating 4.85
Noise 4.75
Lube Use 4.6
Cleanup 4.7
Dry Time 4.6

Luxe Review

December 22nd, 2015 (Luxe Texture)

One of the newest sleeves from Fleshlight is the Cherry DiVivre Luxe, which I got as part of the Black Friday/Cyber Monday Sale of 2015.
Aesthetics: As a fellow FA member commented, aesthetics should be considered with the overall review. I thoroughly agree, and although 90% of the sleeve is the same, the vulva of Cherry DiVivre is amazing. Intriguingly, the folks over at Fleshlight got a great mold of her vulva, as it opens up quite invitingly as if to give you a sneak peek into ahem, “coming attractions”.
Lube: Giving the newness of this sleeve, I have the exact minimum number of FLights with the Luxe prior to feeling confident in making a review, which for me is five (5). In this case, this review was written shortly after that fifth FLight. For the final FLight before this review, I used Astroglide for lube. I do have some FL Water lube, but since it’s unopened, I’ll wait to use it. I’ve found that regardless of lube, both tend to have lasting use and staying power in slickness and consistency, though Astroglide does tend to get a bit less slick in a shower for a FLight a la Shower Mount. For the Luxe, not a whole bunch of lube is required, as although it is textured, the texture elements are smooth in nature and spaced out enough so that lube does not get trapped in any one location. However, if you do go for a long duration FLight, additional lube may be required.
Noise: I’m considering cutting this category from future reviews, as it’s not exceptionally noisy, like most sleeves.
Penetration: Very enjoyable, especially with the first set of ovaloid bumps that your cock passes through. If that’s not enough, try the small bumps encircling a rim, followed by more ovaloid bumps and then a ring of circular mounds. Given the variation of this texture, there’s something that you will find enjoyable as you first enter and begin to FLy.
Intensity: Like the Indulge, the surfaces are largely smooth, but if you are on the larger side in terms of girth (or as your cock hardens and expands as you prepare to cum), you WILL feel the variations, and trying to keep control of your orgasm will be difficult, if not a losing battle. Also, if done right, you can get a little bit of suction power out of the sleeve, but the texture and variation is what provides the intensity.
Orgasm: WOW. Save for one FLight, orgasms in this sleeve are exceptionally pleasurable. Going hands-free with a shower mount (or using shower handles) is even better. This is one sleeve where I noticeably make vocalizations frequently as I cum.
Cleanup: I’ve noticed that this sleeve can be a bit tricky to dry. A paper towel and either a fan or a blow-dryer on a NO HEAT setting is probably a good thing to use to get the inside dried up fairly quickly. A warm water rinse (with perhaps some fingering) is usually all it takes to get the “deposits” out.

Conclusion:
Although it's not blatantly a compilation sleeve (Gauntlet, Primal, Tease, etc), the Luxe does have a lot of variation, and has quickly become a new favorite of mine (and apparently, other Fleshlight enthusiasts. Definitely a good choice for a first FLG purchase, especially if one have tried similar textures or the STU.

Score 4.59 Overall Satisfaction 4.9
Intensity 2.9
Stimulation 3.35
Penetration 3.65
Tightness 2.65
Suction Effect 2.85
Realism 4.2
Variation 2.6
Smoothness 4.35
Orgasm Rating 4
Noise 4.65
Lube Use 3.5
Cleanup 4.65
Dry Time 4.25

Forbidden Review

December 19th, 2015 (Forbidden Texture)

I got the Jenna Haze Forbidden in August 2014, albeit by mistake (I had ordered the Obsession, but a computer screw-up gave me this sleeve; on a side note, they did send a corrected sleeve that I unfortunately found out far too late that it was likely defective, and ended up tossing my Obsession). Despite this, it actually is a decent sleeve (and a bit of a collector’s item, since the original Forbidden for Jenna Haze has been replaced by Jenna Haze’s Lust.
Aesthetics: As a fellow FA member commented, aesthetics should be considered with the overall review. I thoroughly agree, and although 90% of the sleeve is the same, the butt orifice of Jenna Haze… well, it’s a butthole (Not going to lie, Jenna Haze has a nice ass, but you don't get all that with a FLG version). I will add that it’s nice that a bit of her vulva was included in the mold (to help maybe help you orient the Fleshlight to simulate sex from behind or from front).
Lube: Although I have over five (5) FLights (my personal minimum) with the Forbidden (in reality, closer to ten), I do FLy one additional time right before rating and reviewing to keep my memory fresh. On this review, I used Astroglide. I do have some FL Water lube, but since it’s unopened, I’ll wait to use it. I’ve found that regardless of lube, both tend to have lasting use and staying power in slickness and consistency, though Astroglide does tend to get a bit less slick in a shower for a FLight a la Shower Mount. Contrary to the “textbook” rule of anal sex in which more lube = better, The Forbidden doesn’t need a whole ton of lube, considering it’s overall smoothness.
Noise: Until the last 15 seconds, I didn’t hear squat out of this thing. Dead serious, this thing is quiet.
Penetration: Probably one of the most enjoyable considering smoother sleeves. The entrance is tighter than the rest of the sleeve (to simulate the sphincter and surrounding muscles, before a gentle undulating wave throughout. After the narrow opening, the gentle waves aren’t as noticeable in penetrating, but can still be enjoyable.
Intensity: If you are looking for an intense experience a la Destroya, Gauntlet, etc… prepare to be a bit disappointed. While the sleeve is still stimulating, the Forbidden basically sells on three points: realism, aiding in fulfilling a fantasy and helping with a bit of a build-up experience to cumming.
Orgasm: I haven’t had an earth-shattering orgasm with the Forbidden, but that’s not to say that blowing a load isn’t enjoyable. If you build-up your orgasm a bit, it can be more enjoyable, but for the most part, expect a pleasant and not-to-intense orgasm (and if you are able to fantasize, then you might get more enjoyment orgasming with the Forbidden)
Cleanup: Given the smooth inside of the sleeve, rinsing out the sleeve is sufficient to remove your (ahem) deposits. You can let this air dry, but a simple running a paper towel in and out of it will hasten the drying process considerably.

Conclusion:
I’m not super crazed for textures paired with butt orifices (though I have bought some in the past), and probably wouldn’t have gotten the Forbidden had it not been for a shipping mistake in my favor. It’s enjoyable, but not a high priority sleeve for me. However, those who are interested in simulating anal sex may really find value in it.

Score 3.68 Overall Satisfaction 3.85
Intensity 4.25
Stimulation 4.25
Penetration 4.1
Tightness 3.6
Suction Effect 3.25
Realism 3.95
Variation 4.15
Smoothness 2.95
Orgasm Rating 4.15
Noise 4
Lube Use 3.95
Cleanup 3.65
Dry Time 3.45

Gauntlet Review

December 17th, 2015 (Gauntlet Texture)

I received the Jesse Jane Gauntlet (in the Pirates Limited Edition case) as part of a Free FLG sleeve (and case) giveaway with a purchase of another FLG product (in this case, Angela White’s Indulge). Despite it being a freebie, I will give it a fair and honest review.
Aesthetics: As a fellow FA member commented, aesthetics should be considered with the overall review. I thoroughly agree, and although 90% of the sleeve is the same, the vulva of Jesse Jane does look quite pleasing, but one cannot help but think that it’s a little TOO perfect. Still pleasing, though.
Lube: Although I have over five (5) FLights (my personal minimum) with the Gauntlet (actually, it’s closer to twenty, if not more), I do FLy one additional time right before rating and review to keep my memory fresh. On this review, I used Astroglide. I do have some FL Water lube, but since it’s unopened, I’ll wait to use it. I’ve found that regardless of lube, both tend to have lasting use and staying power in slickness and consistency, though Astroglide does tend to get a bit less slick in a shower for a FLight a la Shower Mount. The Gauntlet doesn’t need a whole glut of lube, but you will need to a couple of seconds (either thrusting/stroking or fingering) to get the lube distributed enough to enjoy.
Noise: Unless you are literally in the same room with someone (probably awkward, unless you're dating that person), the Gauntlet doesn’t generate much noise to cause notice. It’s not silent, but not noticeably noisy.
Penetration: Think of a Lotus sleeve, and then edit the crap out of it by merging various textures and concepts together. You have the Gauntlet. You start with a narrow chamber which widens out towards the first Lotus “node”, which is a bit closer to the entrance than the Lotus (but not as close as the Mini-Lotus). You then enter a spiked chamber (kinda like the Primal with Destoya teeth, but straightened out) and then onwards to a bit of STU bumps, but by that part, you’re getting out of the range of “average” of cock size. Generally, each sensation is different and pleasurable (I find the first node to be quite enjoyable, I’m not quite able to get past the “teeth”.) With all of the texture variations, generally everyone will find at least one positive they will enjoy with the sleeve.
Intensity: Having many FLights with the Gauntlet, intensity does tend to vary. One is by speed. It goes without saying, the faster you go, generally the intensity does ratchet up. But if you hit textures just right (e.g. the “Lotus Node”), intensity can be just as high going slow as well. I do find the texture to be even MORE enjoyable going hands-free, so using a Shower Mount or other hands-free device is a definitive plus, and I would consider a near-necessity for this sleeve.
Orgasm: My mileage has varied orgasming with the Gauntlet, but the range is generally from nice to near knee-buckling. If you think you’re heading towards the latter, you might want to grab on to something, especially if you are availing yourself of the services of the Shower Mount in the shower. However, the past couple of times were somewhere in the middle of that range.
Cleanup: Not terrible, but not exactly rinse, pat-dry, let it air for two hours and be done. I’d recommend a paper towel to get the water out of the interior of the sleeve, but considering the nodes: do be careful so the sleeve doesn’t eat your towel and you have to retrieve pieces left over. If that doesn’t do it, run a blowdryer on NO heat (or use a fan) and circulate air at both ends of the sleeve to hasten drying.

Conclusion:
The Gauntlet was one of the first FLG sleeves that spawned the concept of a compilation sleeve, taking the best bits of each sleeve (Forbidden, Primal, Lotus, Destroya/Primal and STU). Although other sleeves have since surpassed the Gauntlet, newer “compilation” sleeves such as the Tease and Luxe owe their existence and success to the Gauntlet. For those looking for variation or a medley of textures, the Gauntlet is a smart choice.

Score 3.88 Overall Satisfaction 4.6
Intensity 4.65
Stimulation 3.7
Penetration 3.95
Tightness 3
Suction Effect 3.75
Realism 3.7
Variation 2.85
Smoothness 3.35
Orgasm Rating 4.65
Noise 3.5
Lube Use 3.9
Cleanup 2.9
Dry Time 3.1

Barracuda Review

December 14th, 2015 (Barracuda Texture)

I got the Lisa Ann Barracuda in May 2015 during a special for Lisa Ann’s birthday. Prior to getting into the Cyber Monday Sale this November/December, it was my most recent sleeve.
Aesthetics: As a fellow FA member commented, aesthetics should be considered with the overall review. I thoroughly agree, and although 90% of the sleeve is the same, the vulva and labia lips of Lisa Ann are well detailed and quite realistic. If this is what Lisa Ann’s ahem, “equipment” looks like at 40 something, then WOW.
Lube: Although I have over five (5) FLights (my personal minimum) with the Barracuda (After the pre-review FLight, this makes it 7 or 8 or so, the reason why it’s so few is due to the sleeve getting misplaced for a while), I do FLy one additional time right before rating and reviewing to keep my memory fresh. On this review, I used Astroglide. I do have some FL Water lube, but since it’s unopened, I’ll wait to use it. I’ve found that regardless of lube, both tend to have lasting use and staying power in slickness and consistency, though Astroglide does tend to get a bit less slick in a shower for a FLight a la Shower Mount. For the Barracuda, don’t be surprised if you need a bit more lube, at least initially. Once lubed up, the bristles of the Barracuda will keep things slippery (think of it as a car wash facility, but for your cock).
Noise: Fairly quiet until the end, and even then, not entirely noisy. Didn’t disrupt the “motion of the ocean” or focus on the buildup to the orgasm.
Penetration: When you penetrate, you quickly enter the first chamber of bristles, which gives you a slight resistance to the narrow “node” that follows, which is succeeded by the main chamber of bristles. Like the Destroya, you get the feeling you will be battling to contain your orgasm, but unlike the Destroya, the Barracuda is a bit softer, so if you go a bit slower, you do have the possibility to get some more “buildup” before you cum.
Intensity: Depends on how you take to FLying with the Barracuda. If you take a fast FLight,it does have a bit of intensity. But if you go slower, the intensity dials back a bit, at least until your sexual energy builds up towards orgasm. Although there isn’t as much “suction power” with the Barracuda, it doesn’t necessarily mean it isn’t there. Towards the end of your FLight (as you get ready to cum), the intensity does ramp up on slower FLights, leading to a great orgasm. Although the texture isn’t realistic, it does feel a bit as if you are making love to Lisa Ann, as someone who knows how to get you turned on and how to get you off.
Orgasm: With the Barracuda, I came fairly quickly, but not without an enjoyable buildup that allowed for a pleasurable sensation of cumming. I did enjoy a bit of post-cum stroking afterwards before pulling out to clean-up the sleeve.
Cleanup: Surprisingly, despite the many bristles, the sleeve is fairly looser than the Destroya, and thus a bit easier to run fingers and water into the sleeve to clean it up. You still have to be thorough about it, though. A paper towel helps (and doesn’t tend to tear apart unless you are rushing it through the sleeve) to dry out the sleeve quickly.

Conclusion:
This is one sleeve that I am not completely sure why people knock it. It’s a great sleeve if you know how to use it, and can be quite rewarding. Of course, the Barracuda isn’t a super “top rated” sleeve, but it shouldn’t be disregarded, either. Probably not a beginner’s choice, but an intermediate to experienced FLight master will likely appreciate it.

Score 3.68 Overall Satisfaction 4.5
Intensity 4.5
Stimulation 4.2
Penetration 4.15
Tightness 3.6
Suction Effect 4.4
Realism 2.5
Variation 3.95
Smoothness 2.6
Orgasm Rating 4.6
Noise 4
Lube Use 3.2
Cleanup 3.6
Dry Time 3.5

Destroya Review

December 12th, 2015 (Destroya Texture)

Stoya’s Destroya entered my collection in March 2014, and is the longest lasting sleeve I have (I lost an STU in 2011 and the Teagan Love Humps in early 2015, both acquired before Destroya).
Aesthetics: As a fellow FA member commented, aesthetics should be considered with the overall review. I thoroughly agree, and although 90% of the sleeve is the same, the vulva of Stoya looks disturbingly real, in a nice way. Then again, everything about Stoya is natural (she’s turned down breast augmentation and is quite natural all the way around).
Lube: Although I have well over five (5) FLights (my personal minimum) with the Destroya (probably closer to 15 I can count for certain and up to maybe as much as 25, given how long I’ve had it), I do FLy one additional time right before rating and reviewing to keep my memory fresh. On this review, I used Astroglide. I do have some FL Water lube, but since it’s unopened, I’ll wait to use it. I’ve found that regardless of lube, both tend to have lasting use and staying power in slickness and consistency, though Astroglide does tend to get a bit less slick in a shower for a FLight a la Shower Mount. For the Destroya, it’s a bit of a delicate balance. Too much lube and it may belch out of the smaller end cap, and the texture may lose a bit of intensity. Too little, and although the material is soft, the “fangs” of the sleeve will rub on your cock mercilessly, and that might be a bit much. Err on more lube if you are not sure.
Noise: A tad bit noisier that other sleeves. Again, this is not anything super noticeable, so it’s not a super hard knock on the sleeve for that.
Penetration: Initially, entering the very first part of the sleeve is not super intense. You do know you are penetrating, though. However, once you get to the spherical “fang” chamber, you know you are in a losing battle for control of your orgasm. All of this is very pleasurable and enjoyable, however.
Intensity: This. Sleeve. Is. Intense. The “fang” chamber and the second portion of “fangs” have one goal in mind, stimulate your cock via the head and shaft immediately below it as quickly as possible to force you to cum. You can drag it out by going slower (or if well endowed, you can push forward past it, but the narrowing chamber will get to you, eventually), but Destroya is here to destroy your defenses (hehe) and bring you to submission via orgasm. If you are on the smaller size end of cock size, don’t think you get a respite if you CAN negotiate with the “fangs”: The narrowing ribbed chamber becomes a suction chamber, roping you in and intensifying your sensations.
Orgasm: Generally, the orgasm is quick and enjoyable with the Destroya. As there isn’t much latitude for a buildup, you may not have much toe-curlers and eye-rollers with the Destroya, but you will feel a need to stop penetrating and pull out after you cum: the sleeve is too intense for post cum thrusting/stroking.
Cleanup: This is the worst part, and the major factor holding the Destroya back from the stratosphere of sleeves. The “fangs” and texture gives some issue in just rinsing the sleeve out, you may need to finger the Destroya (hehe) to get your deposits and lube out. Also, dry time can be a bit on the longer side, which can be pesky for some impatient folks. I have found blow drying the sleeve with NO HEAT, (just air) along with a paper towel at one end is effective in pushing some of the moisture out, and running a paper towel through one half, and then the other half also works best (if you run a paper towel straight through, don’t get surprised if the towel tears and gets partially eaten by the Destroya. You will have to retrieve the torn pieces.) However, for utility versus effort to clean, it’s still a good sleeve.

Conclusion:
Originally one of Fleshlight's greatest sleeves, Destroya been surpassed by a few recent sleeves (which is no surprise, as Fleshlight is always trying to go for bigger, better and raising the bar). However, it is still a worthy acquisition, especially if you are looking for quick orgasmic release. Those wanting longer, less intense FLights might find the sleeve a bit challenging to their tastes.

Score 3.80 Overall Satisfaction 4.35
Intensity 3.6
Stimulation 4.7
Penetration 4.45
Tightness 3.6
Suction Effect 4
Realism 4.55
Variation 4.3
Smoothness 4.7
Orgasm Rating 4.05
Noise 4.05
Lube Use 4.75
Cleanup 4.95
Dry Time 4.3

Indulge Review

December 12th, 2015 (Indulge Texture)

I got the Angela White Indulge back in December 2014, along with a surprise FLG product in a 2 for 1 deal (which ended up being a Pirates Edition of Jessie Jane’s Gauntlet).
Aesthetics: As a fellow FA member commented, aesthetics should be considered with the overall review. I thoroughly agree, and although 90% of the sleeve is the same, the vulva of Angela White is thoroughly detailed, down to every crease of her lips. And wow, quite appealing for a replica.
Lube: Although I have well over five (5) FLights (my personal minimum) with the Indulge (probably closer to 20), I do FLy one additional time right before rating and reviewing to keep my memory fresh. On this final FLight before posting this review, I used Astroglide. I do have some FL Water lube, but since it’s unopened, I’ll wait to use it. I’ve found that regardless of lube, both tend to have lasting use and staying power in slickness and consistency, though Astroglide does tend to get a bit less slick in a shower for a FLight a la Shower Mount. For the Indulge, Lube usage was on the more efficient side, as although there is a significant amount of textures, most of the textures are smooth enough in nature so lube does not get trapped or bunched up in awkward points, forcing a relubrication break.
Noise: A bit more on the quieter side.
Penetration: Not super intense, but quite enjoyable. Penetrating generally feels like entering a partially ajar gate with smooth edges, and an opening wide enough just for you to pass with some brushing against the sides (the large spherical bumps simulate this), followed by softer walls that narrowly guide you through to the next ajar gate, which you can get across if you are long enough, which then follows a real narrowing of the sleeve.
Intensity: As the surfaces are smooth, the intensity starts off rather mild, but as your cock expands as you get closer to orgasm, those bumps and “walls” start to become quite noticeable (though not as dramatic as say, Love Humps/Bulletproof), and help smoothly expedite you to orgasm if you should wish, but you can change your rhythm and thrusts to delay, if you wish.
Orgasm: I’ve had some really good orgasms with the Indulge. It’s textured enough to really feel it in the buildup to orgasm, but smooth enough to permit some post cum thrusting/stroking. Although personally, I can't endure a whole lot though without calling the FLight completed. The final FLight before this review, the orgasm wasn’t an eye-roller, but that’s probably an issue with going with stroking rather than hands free, so I won’t hold that against the sleeve.
Cleanup: Save for one minor mishap in which one of the larger bumps once appeared to have a minor amount of mold/dirt/something not normal that was easily rectified with rubbing alcohol, cleaning is fairly a breeze. A fast stream of warm water tends to get the job done quickly. I am a wee bit impatient with drying times, so I do run a paper towel through, and it tends to get it dry enough for storage without harm.

Conclusion:
I would definitely recommend this sleeve to others. It's got a pleasurably semi-intense texture that won't beat up your cock, allows you time to regain control and extend your FLight, and it looks and feels good.

Score 4.33 Overall Satisfaction 4.6
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