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Hi, so I own three fleshlights currently and plan to buy much more(Fleshcrack is real!!) and so far I really enjoy two of them, the storm and mvp sleeves. I always rinse my sleeves using the bathtub faucet for about a minute or two before I begin using it in my bedroom. My cleaning method is similar to how I prepare where I use the bathtub faucet to clean out the sleeve and spray it with my toy cleaner. After I'm done rinsing I place it on a clean towel and let if dry out for a few hours and when it is completely dry I apply cornstarch and put it back inside the case.

Found 6 reviews in total

Intensity 3.85
Stimulation 3.85
Penetration 2.95
Tightness 2.5
Suction Effect 4.1
Realism 3.45
Variation 3
Smoothness 3.7
Orgasm Rating 3.4
Noise 3.65
Lube Use 4.4
Cleanup 2.9
Dry Time 4.6

Legend Review

December 20th, 2017 (Legend Texture)

Loved this toy. Obviously it will never match up to the real thing. However, the silicone feels very close to the real thing as long as you heat it up and lube it well. This company did a great job with designing this product to feel close to actually having sex. You are also given the option to adjust the intensity of this light on the bottom to your liking. Would definitely recommend!

Conclusion:
Definitely pick this up if you don't have it already

Score 3.58 Overall Satisfaction 3.7
Intensity 4.45
Stimulation 3.9
Penetration 4.25
Tightness 4.65
Suction Effect 3.7
Realism 4.85
Variation 4
Smoothness 3.4
Orgasm Rating 4.75
Noise 3.4
Lube Use 2.95
Cleanup 3.1
Dry Time 3.7

Empress Review

December 17th, 2017 (Empress Texture)

From the start on it satisfies with intensive stimulation and keeps this strong sensation until the last inch. The small flaw of these continuous textures is always the lack of variety, which in the case of Empress means only one single kind of rib. This is no reducing sign of quality though, because stimulation and intensity are great. If you do not mind the consistency and a bit more effort to clean it, you will find an amazing sensation in the Empress Fleshlight.

Conclusion:
Highly realistic sexual masturbation device created
Can be used to train those with premature ejaculation issues with practice
Provides your partner a simple and effective way of getting you off without the mess
2 inner sleeves available
Can be used with adventurous partners

Score 3.96 Overall Satisfaction 4.4
Intensity 3.2
Stimulation 3.5
Penetration 3.9
Tightness 4.5
Suction Effect 3.9
Realism 4.7
Variation 2.5
Smoothness 3.7
Orgasm Rating 3.35
Noise 2.9
Lube Use 1.95
Cleanup 3.75
Dry Time 3.6

Next Level Review

December 17th, 2017 (Next Level Texture)

Adriana Chechik’s Next Level sleeve consists of three chambers. While the first and second are relatively short and almost equal in size, the third is, by a margin, the largest one. Additionally, there are two narrow transitions on each side of the last chamber. The first one houses large ribs and the second one contains a smooth surface. Adriana Chechik got the perfect anal signature Fleshlight with Next Level. As she in her movies it starts of wild already. The diverse structures provide a good stimulation from early on. Just before the middle the intensity increases drastically, while more tight passages appear. Even the cleaning process is convincing by not requiring much effort. The largest point of criticism of Next Level is the late arrangement of the core parts deep into the texture. Because their late appearance, you will need to have enough length at your disposal. Other than that Next Level might just be the best anal Fleshlight!


Conclusion:
Adriana's butt fleshlight is the next level of anal stimulation. It feels like I'm fucking her in her tight ass! I definitely recommend this sleeve if you're a fan of anal.

Score 3.55 Overall Satisfaction 4.2
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Intensity 3.75
Stimulation 3.95
Penetration 4.65
Tightness 3.65
Suction Effect 3.9
Realism 3.7
Variation 4.85
Smoothness 3.35
Orgasm Rating 4.85
Noise 4.45
Lube Use 3.15
Cleanup 3.6
Dry Time 3.95

Storm Review

December 7th, 2017 (Storm Texture)

I have nothing but good things to say about this texture. This is my newest fleshlight and I've owned it for about a month but its already looking to be my favorite. As soon as you enter you are greeted by the rib and button section that provide some of the best sensations I have ever felt. This sleeve is great for both long and short sessions and the clean up needed is minimal

Conclusion:
You are doing a disservice to yourself by not getting this sleeve.

Score 4.02 Overall Satisfaction 4.45
Intensity 2.85
Stimulation 3.9
Penetration 3.75
Tightness 3.5
Suction Effect 3.45
Realism 2.85
Variation 3.95
Smoothness 2.65
Orgasm Rating 2.95
Noise 4.5
Lube Use 2.7
Cleanup 4.6
Dry Time 4

MVP Review

December 6th, 2017 (MVP Texture)

Honestly, I got this sleeve because Nikki Benz is one of my favorite pornstars. This is a huge step up from my first fleshlight (the original pink lady) as there is actually a texture that is very pleasing and has tons of variation. It feels amazing to use for edging or even a faster pace. The broken rings, cross x, rib area, and pointed fingers are the only chambers I can reach but they all feel equally amazing so this is a good sleeve for average sized dudes.

Conclusion:
Very pleasurable texture that stimulates your head very well. Great for guys of all sizes.

Score 3.54 Overall Satisfaction 3.85
Intensity 1.6
Stimulation 0.5
Penetration 2.9
Tightness 1.5
Suction Effect 1.5
Realism 2
Variation 0.45
Smoothness 4.1
Orgasm Rating 1.65
Noise 4.75
Lube Use 2.9
Cleanup 4.45
Dry Time 4.15

Original Review

December 6th, 2017 (Original Texture)

Okay so this was the first fleshlight I ever bought and I didn't buy another one for about 6 months so I think I know how to rate this one properly. I'll star with the good, which is not a lot. The orifice looks pleasing enough albeit a bit too cartoonish for my taste but it nonetheless looks like a vagina. Also cleaning and drying this thing is probably the fastest out of all the fleshlights I own so if you really hate cleaning then this is the sleeve for you. Thats about all I like about this sleeve. The reason I rate the original lady so poorly is due to the fact that the text is soo freaking boring that you might as well keep using your hand! Seriously, there's more simulation and variation using your hand than this sleeve and it honestly kills it for me. I have not used this one at all since getting my next two sleeves so that alone should say something about this sleeve.

Conclusion:
Pass on this one, even if you've never owned a fleshlight before. There are far more stimulating and varying textures out there.

Score 2.43 Overall Satisfaction 1.6
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