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User since Dec 2015

About Me

I've been collecting FLs for years (you can see their original gray case in my collection photo) and really enjoy the different types that keep getting released. I am a visual person, so the FLG line has appealed to me the most. I haven't purchased much recently because my privacy situation is not the best at the moment. I also don't get to use them as frequently as I'd like. Once things are back to normal I'll be picking up more though. Hopefully some of what I rate and review here is helpful to the rest of you!

To give you a baseline when reading my reviews, my size is L-5.8" & G-5.5"

Found 15 reviews in total

Intensity 4.9
Stimulation 4.75
Penetration 1.65
Tightness 3.95
Suction Effect 3.65
Realism 1.65
Variation 2.45
Smoothness 4.1
Orgasm Rating 4.9
Noise 2.95
Lube Use 3.7
Cleanup 2.1
Dry Time 2.15

STU Review

December 28th, 2015 (STU Texture)

This was my first fleshlight. I didn't take proper care of it, so it wound up in the grave yard after about 2 year of moderate use. This texture was INTENSE. I never lasted more than 2 minutes with this.The nubs are so, so soft, and the just rub the head of your dick, both going in and coming out. It's a sensation overload. It felt amazing and too much at the same time. If you're looking to up your stamina, this will help. If you have zero stamina, try building some with something else first and then work your way up to this.

Crazy intensity, will definitely help build stamina, especially if you have a FL or two already. May be too strong if you don't have any stamina.

Score 3.33 Overall Satisfaction 3.75
Intensity 3.6
Stimulation 3.75
Penetration 4.2
Tightness 3.5
Suction Effect 3.85
Realism 4.45
Variation 3.75
Smoothness 3.35
Orgasm Rating 4.5
Noise 2.65
Lube Use 3.95
Cleanup 1.5
Dry Time 1.7

Mini-Lotus Review

December 28th, 2015 (Mini-Lotus Texture)

I've used this a handful of times, but I get the feeling I need to use it more. It seems like it has a really long break-in period compared to the rest. Each time though it feels better and better. The last 2 times I used it, I definitely felt all the way in. It's a mellow texture, and being that it's the mini, it's like being in a really petite girl. It definitely feels great, but it's not a go-to in my collection. It seems to eat lube, and the large nodes make it a chore to clean out and dry.

Long break-in period, difficult to properly clean and lengthy dry time. Feels really nice, but is not a go-to in the collection.

Score 3.48 Overall Satisfaction 3.9
Intensity 3.65
Stimulation 4.75
Penetration 3.65
Tightness 4.15
Suction Effect 4.85
Realism 3.7
Variation 2.6
Smoothness 2.5
Orgasm Rating 4
Noise 0.5
Lube Use 3.7
Cleanup 3.7
Dry Time 2.7

Swallow Review

December 28th, 2015 (Swallow Texture)

The swallow is fantastic. It really is the closest thing to an actual BJ you can get. In terms of comparison, it's more ribbed than most mouths I've been in, and is probably a bit tighter, but it makes similar sounds and feels almost as good. The ribs feel amazing against the shaft and once you break through them, it feels like you're starting to go down the back of a throat. This texture is a must own IMO. Misty Stone's lips look amazing and the mocha colored skin is a really nice color.

Get this one. It's the closest you're gonna get to an actual BJ without another person. I recommend Misty Stone's if you want some nice, plump lips.

Score 3.46 Overall Satisfaction 4
Intensity 3.6
Stimulation 2.95
Penetration 1.65
Tightness 4.75
Suction Effect 3.85
Realism 1.65
Variation 1.65
Smoothness 2.45
Orgasm Rating 2.75
Noise 0.6
Lube Use 1.5
Cleanup 3.25
Dry Time 2.2

The Fang Review

December 28th, 2015 (The Fang Texture)

I'm gonna be honest, the opening orifice is the reason I bought this one. I found it very appealing. I'm too thick for this sleeve though. If you're on the smaller side, it might feel better, but I can barely squeeze in. Once I'm in, everything stretches out so much I can't really feel the texture. The fangs are definitely softer than they appear in the photo too, because they just fold and squish out of the way with barely any effort. You can see if you press it gently with your finger too. I'm hard pressed to recommend this one unless you have a vampire fetish (visually it's great though.

It's a very small size, unless you're under 5" in girth, you're probably too big to really enjoy this.

Score 2.54 Overall Satisfaction 2.65
Intensity 4
Stimulation 4.6
Penetration 4.75
Tightness 2.75
Suction Effect 3.85
Realism 3.75
Variation 1.7
Smoothness 3.6
Orgasm Rating 4.95
Noise 1.95
Lube Use 2.95
Cleanup 3.7
Dry Time 3.7

Texas Tornado Review

December 28th, 2015 (Texas Tornado Texture)

Oh man, this texture. I love it. It's subtle but strong. The inverted nodes provide suction, while the channel teases you all the way up and down. Because the whole canal waves, the alternates pressure on you, and just feels amazing when doing full strokes. It's one of those ones that your finish sneaks up on you, so you can just be flying and then bam, you're at the point of no return, with no warning. And the finish is fantastic. It feels kinda realistic too. Not completely, but definitely more so than most of FLs textures.

This is definitely in my top 5. I was fortunate enough to get it with Alexis' gorgeous pussy orifice before it was discontinued, but regardless of that, if you don't have it, it should be in your collection.

Score 3.62 Overall Satisfaction 4.45
Intensity 3.45
Stimulation 2
Penetration 4.5
Tightness 3.6
Suction Effect 1.75
Realism 1.7
Variation 3.85
Smoothness 2.1
Orgasm Rating 3.4
Noise 1.1
Lube Use 1.5
Cleanup 1.25
Dry Time 2.45

Pilot Review

December 28th, 2015 (Pilot Texture)

This is a weird texture for me. I know a lot of people love it, but I'm on the fence. I've used it a bunch because of size and convenience compared to other textures, but I find it hit or miss. Sometimes it feels pretty good and I can feel everything, and other times, it just seems to suck up so much lube that I have to use too much and can't really feel much. It's also very very sticky. I clean mine thoroughly every time, and let it air dry, but I'm convinced it's stickier than when I bought it. I don't like the clear. The size of it is perfect though and it's nice and lightweight. I really wish we could get some regular sleeves for this, or even some FL Girls. Then it'd be great.

Great size and portability. Not so great on the stickiness, texture is good, not amazing. Needs too much lube.

Score 2.51 Overall Satisfaction 2.5
Intensity 5
Stimulation 5
Penetration 3.95
Tightness 3.25
Suction Effect 3.6
Realism 1.4
Variation 2.95
Smoothness 2.45
Orgasm Rating 5
Noise 3.5
Lube Use 4.2
Cleanup 2.5
Dry Time 2.15

Obsession-Bliss Review

December 28th, 2015 (Obsession-Bliss Texture)

This is hands down my favorite fleshlight. It's really intense (not more-so than Destroya, but that's a good thing), and it offers a really nice feel. It might look like a bunch of the same, but it doesn't feel that way. The ribs at the front do a great job at gripping your shaft, and the little fangs provide a nice stroke, that gets tighter as you go deeper. I have, hands down, had my best (solo) orgasms with this sleeve.

Jenna's nice looking orifice and a varied texture with some consistency make this my favorite of all the sleeves I currently own.

Score 3.55 Overall Satisfaction 4.7
Intensity 3
Stimulation 4
Penetration 3
Tightness 2.6
Suction Effect 3.45
Realism 0.5
Variation 0.65
Smoothness 1
Orgasm Rating 3.5
Noise 1.9
Lube Use 1.65
Cleanup 2.4
Dry Time 3.7

Maze Review

December 20th, 2015 (Maze Texture)

This is a weird texture. A weird, but good texture. Unfortunately you can't get it anymore, but I really like it because it's different. It feels the same throughout, but the sensation is a lot like a fleshy pillow fight on your penis. I don't know how else to describe it. The blocks drag back and forth across your shaft and head. It doesn't appear it, but they feel really soft, so it's very pleasurable.

If you can still find one of these and are just looking for something different, give it a shot! It's probably not for everyone, but I like it.

Score 2.47 Overall Satisfaction 3.2
Intensity 3.35
Stimulation 3
Penetration 3.9
Tightness 3.5
Suction Effect 2.95
Realism 2.1
Variation 2.65
Smoothness 2.15
Orgasm Rating 2.95
Noise 1.95
Lube Use 2.1
Cleanup 3
Dry Time 3.75

Heavenly Review

December 20th, 2015 (Heavenly Texture)

This is a good texture. I really enjoy what I can feel, the entrance is especially nice. Right off the bat, there's a nice little pocket and ring of nodes that drag across your head. You get a small section of the tight and smooth "forbidden" canal, which I'm normally not a fan of. Here though, it works as a nice sort of reset before the lotus node. The ribs start to feel good, but that's about as far as I get. The downside to the forbidden canal is that it becomes wasted space in this texture if you're on the shorter side.

I suspect this texture would be fantastic for you if you're on the longer side, but for me, it just winds up being a good tease before any real intensity kicks in.

Score 2.91 Overall Satisfaction 3.4
Intensity 0.65
Stimulation 1.2
Penetration 0.65
Tightness 4.4
Suction Effect 4.6
Realism 3.6
Variation 0.75
Smoothness 4.4
Orgasm Rating 2.6
Noise 3.9
Lube Use 1.15
Cleanup 4.9
Dry Time 4.15

Forbidden Review

December 20th, 2015 (Forbidden Texture)

This is a pretty tight texture, but it's also ridiculously smooth. So smooth that I can't really feel anything. The ribbed entrance is nice, and feels really good, but it's entirely too short. The smooth canal is exactly that. There's no variation and the wave isn't noticeable at all. It also uses quite a bit of lube, because there's no pockets or anything for the lube to hang out in, so it all winds up just getting pushed towards the ends.

I don't use this much, mostly because of the lack of variation, so it make me hard pressed to recommend it.

Score 2.76 Overall Satisfaction 1.65
Intensity 4.7
Stimulation 4.65
Penetration 3.65
Tightness 2.85
Suction Effect 2.95
Realism 0.6
Variation 3.4
Smoothness 2.1
Orgasm Rating 4.4
Noise 2.6
Lube Use 2.45
Cleanup 2.75
Dry Time 1.9

Destroya Review

December 20th, 2015 (Destroya Texture)

This is a crazy intense texture. I feel every bit of it, and it is completely intense whether I'm pushing in or pulling out. I don't last very long with this one, ever. I think my longest was like 5 mins. It's especially stimulating when the fangs "grip" your head. It's hard to pull out when you're done.

Stoya's orifice has a great shape to it and the texture is ridiculous, but in a good way. You really can't go wrong with this one in your collection if you need something "hardcore".

Score 3.10 Overall Satisfaction 4.4
Intensity 2.7
Stimulation 3.5
Penetration 3.2
Tightness 3.35
Suction Effect 3.75
Realism 1.95
Variation 1.35
Smoothness 2.6
Orgasm Rating 3.65
Noise 3.4
Lube Use 2.5
Cleanup 3.9
Dry Time 3.1

Bookworm Review

December 20th, 2015 (Bookworm Texture)

Kayden has a stunning orifice but that's just the beginning. This is a subtle texture that for me delivers an intense orgasm. The little nodes feel great and the curving tube provides alternating pressure as you slide in and out. Part of me wishes the interior was a little more firm, as it would be great to feel like you're snaking through, rather than it snaking around you.... if that makes any sense.

Bottom line is this texture doesn't have a crazy intensity to it, but it feels really good and provides a very satisfying finish.

Score 3.03 Overall Satisfaction 3.4
Intensity 0.95
Stimulation 3.45
Penetration 2
Tightness 4.4
Suction Effect 4.45
Realism 4
Variation 0.2
Smoothness 5
Orgasm Rating 3.4
Noise 4.1
Lube Use 2.65
Cleanup 3.9
Dry Time 1.5

Bulletproof Review

December 18th, 2015 (Bulletproof Texture)

There's not a lot to say about this one that you can't figure out from the pic. It feels exactly like it looks, like a bunch of smooth fleshy pillows. That being said, it feels great. I can go for a long time with this one, but i get almost no warning that I'm ready to orgasm. Something in my head doesn't handle any kind of transition and it always sneaks up on me with this sleeve.

If you're looking for something mild that feels great, you can't go wrong with this one.

Score 3.14 Overall Satisfaction 4
Intensity 4.6
Stimulation 3.7
Penetration 5
Tightness 3.75
Suction Effect 3.6
Realism 1.9
Variation 3.9
Smoothness 2.9
Orgasm Rating 5
Noise 2.2
Lube Use 3.65
Cleanup 3.9
Dry Time 2.1

Bi-Hive Review

December 18th, 2015 (Bi-Hive Texture)

This is a great texture! All the little nubs and nodes seem to line up perfectly for me. It has a very high intensity, and definitely makes me shake. Not to mention the opening orifice is very attractive. I've had some very intense orgasms with this one. From initial entry, it changes up every little bit in, delivering a wild combination of texture sensations. My only gripe is I'm not long enough to feel every bit of it.

This is one of my most used sleeves, and i'll probably need to replace it soonish because it's starting to wear down.

Score 3.62 Overall Satisfaction 4.5
Intensity 2.75
Stimulation 3.35
Penetration 0.45
Tightness 1.75
Suction Effect 1.5
Realism 0.45
Variation 2.75
Smoothness 3.6
Orgasm Rating 3
Noise 2.6
Lube Use 4
Cleanup 4.2
Dry Time 2.95

Alien Review

December 18th, 2015 (Alien Texture)

I purchased this texture primarily because I loved the visual appeal and was anticipating it a lot (hoping for it's release ever since the initial prototype photos came out years ago). It's a very pretty FL, but the sensations left me a bit lacking. It's easily the "loosest" of all my FLs, and I can't feel too much sensation until I'm fully inserted in it and hit the STU nodes (which are always great!), which means no shallow strokes for me.

This is my least used FL, but it's still way better than a hand!

Score 2.56 Overall Satisfaction 2.45


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