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Found 5 reviews in total
May 7th, 2019 (Entice Texture)
I received this sleeve by accident during one of their Black Friday sales, and I'm very happy to report that FL's Customer Service was very quick in correcting the mistake. They even let me keep this sleeve! With that little anecdote out of the way, let's review the sleeve...
I'm going to be brutally honest, this sleeve hurt for me to use it. I'm not sure if I was too big for the sleeve (Yeah right hahaha), or if is was just sleeve-to-penis mismatch. In the handful of times I used it I was never able to make to orgasm. The texture just felt too hard for me, too little give. It's one of the very few Fleshlight's that I got rid of to make more room in my collection.
Sorry for the short review, but I don't have much more to say. I don't think I could recommend this sleeve to anyone, which is a damn shame because Angelina Whit is so damn gorgeous.
May 7th, 2019 (Empress Texture)
Adriana Chechik is one of the current Queens of porn, so it makes perfect sense that she would be on the Fleshlight Girls roster. Her "Empress" texture may look rather boring in pictures, but my experiences with the sleeve have been quite different. The sleeve has a swirling pattern of waves in varying size. Sounds mediocre, huh? You are very wrong.
The sleeve is surprisingly intense for a singular texture, which is really nice if you want a nice unified thrust for some serious edging games. I am personally not a huge fan of the super intense designs, but this sleeve is the pitch perfect level of intensity for me. The swirling texture makes thrusting deeper oh so rewarding. This sleeve really causes your orgasm to build gradually, but FAST, making it ideal for edging games. Get it ready for a long session and see just how long you can last! The orgasms this sleeve cause are genuinely toe-curling, without being too much, in my opinion.
The only downs to the sleeve that I can come up with is that cleaning and drying, like many textured FL's, can be kind of long and tedious. Not a deal breaker for me, but it is something to note.
Overall, I think Adriana's Fleshlight is one of the strongest in their "Girls" catalog, and should be a serious contender if you are considering buying a Fleshlight.
May 18th, 2018 (Punk-Charmer Texture)
Joanna Angel is one of the most successful stars in Porn History, both in front of and behind the camera, so it should come as no surprise that she has a Fleshlight for both her vagina and booty. The texture I have (Punk) is molded directly from her very nice posterior, and it just might be my favorite Fleshlight/jack sleeve that I have in my arsenal. The cross-section of the sleeve on FL’s site may lead you to believe that it is rather unimpressive ribbed ride, similar to the Wonder Wave or Super ribbed, but I delight in telling you just wrong your initial reactions are.
Let’s just cut straight through the BS, This texture is just incredible! Initial penetration on this sleeve is damn near perfect. I’m not even sure how to fully encapsulate my experiences with this texture, but I’ll try my best. It gives just enough resistance that you actually have to push in with a little force yet soft enough that you don’t feel like you are damaging the sleeve, and you can feel the “pop” one you get inside. Initial impressions are often incomplete, though with this sleeve it absolutely does deliver on its promising start. The entire sleeve feels like the entrance on most other Fleshlight’s. It’s intense, satisfying, and makes you want to go deeper into it’s seemingly never-ending hole. It is THAT good! My only knock against the texture would maybe be that it’s too intense to stroke through the orgasm with, but that level of nitpicking is quite absurd.
Cleanup with this sleeve is the exact same as with other sleeves, though it may take longer to fully clean and dry due to all the interstices in the sleeve. A minor tradeoff for such stellar experience.
Buy this sleeve as soon as you can. You will not be disappointed
May 17th, 2018 (Texas Tornado Texture)
Alexis Texas, for those of you who live under a rock, is one of the most popular pornstars in the world. Well know for her truly beautiful booty, it should come as no suprise that she has a sex toy line. The great people over at Fleshlight molded her ass and pussy to add her to their ever expanding Fleshlight Girls line up, and boy does this toy deliver.
I bought the Texas Tornado sleeve years ago, and it is still one my favorites. It’s twisty channel is great for a more slow-burn, high payoff session. The never ending spiral and grooves gently massage your cock and invite you deeper into it’s canal. The longer you use it the more you will pick up on the subtleties of the texture, making it perfect for long edging sessions. One of the greatest compliments that I can give this texture is that the orgasms it gives me are near perfect. They are incredibly intense, but the texture isn’t over-stimulating. As many fleshlight owners know, some textures are far too intense to stroke though orgasm with comfortably, but with the Texas Tornado that isn’t a problem, for me at least.
(F.Y.I. Only use water-based lubricants with your Fleshlights, as oil/silicone lubes with break down the sleeve, which is no fun.)
The cleaning of this sleeve, like with most Fleshlights, is relatively simple. Just flush lukewarm water through both ends of the sleeve, using your fingers to help dislodge any build-up is all it really needs. DO NOT under any circumstance use regular hand/body soap to clean out the sleeve as this can ruin the sleeve. If you don,t have a designated sex toy cleaner (such as Fleshwash) then you can use basic Isopropyl Alcohol to kill any bacteria that may be inside. Once thoroughly rinsed out, leave in a ventilated area for the sleeve to dry out before storing it.
The Alexis Texas Fleshlight is fantastic toy for anybody looking for a high quality masturbator. As long as you take proper care of it, it will provide you with some the best orgasms you will ever have while solo.
May 17th, 2018 (Torrid Texture)
Tori Black. Need I say more? In the few years she was active she won many awards, hearts, and became a true living legend of the porn world. Enter the geniuses over at ILF, who decided it was appropriate to immortalize her orifices by adding her to there Fleshlight Girls lineup. And boy do we owe them our gratitude.
Tori Black’s Torrid was my 1st full size Fleshlight I bought almost 5 years ago, and despite having well over a dozen other textures in my collection, it still holds a special place in my collection. Although the Torrid is on the lower end of the intensity scale, that doesn’t make it a bad choice, quite the contrary. It is an excellent sleeve for a more slow paced edging session. And when viewed in that context, it is one of the best sleeves.
The texture is broken in to 5 separate chambers of bumps, each varying in bumps size and tightness, with each chamber divided by fleshy pads. The resulting sensation is less intense than you might assume by my description, but it definitely offers a fanatic ride for those who appreciate the more subtle texture in the Fleshlight pantheon. The orgasm with this sleeve is a slow burn for buildup, but incredible when it hits.
Clean up with this sleeve, like all other Fleshlight sleeves, is fairly easy once you get used to it. Simply run water through it to get most semen and lube rinsed out, then use your fingers and some Fleshwash to help rub off any remaining debris. Some use isopropyl alcohol to kill any remaining bacteria inside, as well as to help speed up the drying process. Once the sleeve is thoroughly rinsed out, leave in a ventilated area to dry before storing.
Though the design of the Torrid texture may look rather simple in comparison to some of FL’s newer offerings, the sleeve holds up surprisingly well against its competition. I would highly recommend it to any user looking for an milder texture for longer edging session.