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ComicalRock

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Birthday: 21 Years Old

Location: US

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I'm a semi-formal person with normal hobbies and passions. I read, I write, I draw and I go to Nursing school. Took 3 years before I went to school again, and during those three, I worked, I travelled and even found myself in the Army where a friend introduced fleshlights to me. Normally I wouldn't join a sex toy forum, but with the potential of winning a free one is too good to pass up. Also, I've started buying more recently and as a nursing student, I envision a future where physically disable individuals can recieve sex therapy with products like thes. More I use, the better I will understand them for my research purposes. Fleshlight isnt all I've tried and taken clinical data on, but thanks to sights like this, I can read peoples very intimate reactions to products and through other forums and one on one communications, I learn more and hopefully may use the data I collect to help with sexual dysfunctions. After basic training in the Army I found erections impossible to maintain and sometimes even get, but after Fleshlight and other high quality pocket masturbators was introduced to me, I've seen improvement in my sexual health and have managed to reverse my sexual dysfunction to some degree. I now wish to understand this phenomenon in myself and use my knowledge to fix other damaged men. In my family and culture masturbation is sinful, and I, ashamed of myself, agree, but only to a certain extent. Animals masturbate, meaning it is natural, so is lust, but beyond that, people must be responsible for their desires. I've been in many relationships, but will admit to being abstinent by my own choice, I've had opportunities, but have refused to take them believing it was the responsible thing, but masturbation is healthy and done safely in your own moderation is good for you. I dont hold my own ideals onto anyone else, just myself. I support the "toy" industry as it had aided me in my military stress caused ED. The stigmas on masturbation and tools for it must go, it is safer than living promiscuously with the danger of STDs and STIs.

Reviews Introduction

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Found 5 reviews in total

Intensity 5
Stimulation 5
Penetration 5
Tightness 5
Suction Effect 5
Realism 5
Variation 5
Smoothness 5
Orgasm Rating 5
Noise 3.5
Lube Use 3.15
Cleanup 2.75
Dry Time 2.95

Boss Level Review

April 7th, 2020 (Boss Level Texture)

Simply amazing, in terms of use and appearance, the wrinkles of the oriface are so lifelike and in terms of aesthetic use, the round hole is much better than a rectangular ones that I find rip more easily however, the actual texture itself is exciting as well. Tighter than lvl up, the continuous texture pulls on the glans and stimulates the shaft, if kissa Sins doesnt outdo LVL UP, Boss Level might if there were more butt enthusiasts. It wraps and rolls around you and tugs and sucks better than any other I've used and I only have good to say except gosh darn MIA! my lub dries too fast. I just know, that "Mia" will be getting a lot of miles out of me. Also, her line makes me believe if FL did a real fantasy line with ELVes and crap but used mia as the advertiser, it would go really well.

Conclusion:
Need lots of Lube bros, but it is all worth it in this exciting toy.

Score 4.45 Overall Satisfaction 5
Intensity 5
Stimulation 5
Penetration 5
Tightness 4.45
Suction Effect 3.8
Realism 3.4
Variation 5
Smoothness 3.6
Orgasm Rating 5
Noise 4.15
Lube Use 3.8
Cleanup 3.25
Dry Time 3.45

Lvl Up Review

April 7th, 2020 (Lvl Up Texture)

Gonna start it off with my short opinion and feelings on this product. "Oh my, I'm not sure what to feel about these sensations, but my hips won't stop." Now I'm gonna apologize for the graphic image I just put in the heads of the readers, but if I'm anything besides a tad crude, I'm honest. It starts off with a low entrance forcing your shaft to push inside a different way than I've felt in any way I've felt before in a Fleshlight product causing it to feel tighter, albeit, I think it ruins the suction a bit. But on suction, it isnt the same as others, it doesnt really suck you as much, but instead of suction pulling you in, the texture seems to do it all on it's own. And it has a powerful clamp on your shaft, I actually felt painfully numb after pulling out. This will get you off rather quickly and the texture will sustain you to keep going even after you "finish" almost demand an encore of you. To play on the title of it, it kinda is like a level up in a game, you get that level up, and you think you just finished, but now you have more energy and stronger to go at it even longer. Not a disappointing product and may be the most beautiful oriface fleshlight has made externally as well. I dont really car about the star, more about the artistry replicating the star. Look at older ones and then look at this and other newer ones, the details have gotten more pronounced and you actually can truly recognize that it is modeled after a real woman. The vulva are wonderfully detailed and petite and it brings an excitement all on it's own in the appreciating of the artist who molded it and crafted it from the model that is Miss Mia. But back to the actual review with pros and cons so I don't bore the readers with an essay about how the company has improved in the last five or so years.
PROS:
-Detailed
-Tight
-Stimulating (Extremely so)
-Signature easily identified
-Original, the first like it, even FL Feaks and Alien didnt come up with textures like this, a sign the company is growing past realism to stimulation being more centered on.
-The tentacle pattern is both a pro and a con, scrapes the shaft and glans, kinda nice until lube drys out or goes wherever lube seems to go in a product like this.
CONS:
-Entrance is a amazing, Dont get me wrong but also kind of annoying, the angle gets rid of some of the suction by stretching it in a way the air escapes near the base. Where I like the suction the most.
-Tentacle scrape and pull is awesome but when it drys as fast as it does, the scrape becomes less pleasant. Kinda terrible if you dry it out too fast.
-Entrance takes like a whole 1.25 inches of your penetration where I normally reach 3/4 of a fleshlight, this is more like a little more than half.

(Side note, fleshlight might want to consider selling more sex in a can miniaturized patterns to make up for the less endowed guys. I've got good girth and alright length, but even I find fleshlights infuriating when I know I will never full experience the bounty I possess in my left hand. Perhaps they could make a six pack with your favorite actresses and actors... shoot, got distracted

Conclusion:
All in all and amazing addition to a collection of toys for any man. Deserves its spot in the top 10, hope to see Boss Level up there with it soon

Score 4.28 Overall Satisfaction 5
Intensity 2.8
Stimulation 2.55
Penetration 3.15
Tightness 2.95
Suction Effect 0.8
Realism 1.9
Variation 3.5
Smoothness 3.4
Orgasm Rating 2.7
Noise 1.55
Lube Use 3.95
Cleanup 4.3
Dry Time 3.7

Blue Ice Review

April 4th, 2020 (Blue Ice Texture)

(WARNING: GOES ON OFF TOPIC RANT, THAT COVERS MY VERY PERSONAL OPINIONS ON FLESHLIGHT AS A COMPANY)This one confuses me on whether I like it or not. On one side, the easy clean and the texture it gives my good ole lefty helps spice things up when I dont wanna use a clunky device like the fleshlights. Easy to use, feels nice with a mixture of a ribbed texture and a nipple texture. It is almost good, but only almost, not even sure if it is actually better than my hand. Too many things could be improved in my opinion. It is too flimsy and soft, because when you grip, it just squishes and the texture feel less intense. Could use a slightly harder than the super soft material. As for tightening, it is uneven as the thumb cant cover as much of you shaft as the actual fingers on the front/under the penis. My recommendation to the developers is to attach a hard material on the outside in plates, so as you grip, the pressure evenly distributed on that side. The next improvement I feel they should make is more stimulation on the head of the penis. At the top, the smollar of the two holes feels nice to push through and pull put of, but the "dome" right before it has the least stimulus than even the boring stretched out ribbed center texture. Sure it has that "crown of bumps, but it is not even noticeable with its lack of suction. Fleshlight has a recipe they follow for their flesh textures, but they need to advance it and switch ot up when it comes to things like this. Love their products and the fact that there is always new textures coming out is great, about to get both mia malkova and Sins textures so I do like their line of products, but their innovations are limited and all too closely resemble the central and original products. The Turbos are innovative with their multi ring entrances, these flesh skins are a great idea, but each idea from sex in a can to quickshot havent really changed from one another. One might say, "Why should they?" Reason is simply creativity and true innovation makes a company last. Their new products are a good start, but their new products fail because they are just the old products with different looks.

Conclusion:
Good product but also a failure, proof that the company can only design one product in different shapes and not always good ones. I recommend waiting till they make a new one if better textures and innovate new technology to make it pleasurable. It does add to your experience, but arguably your hand is better or a tenga egg.

Score 2.89 Overall Satisfaction 3.25
Intensity 2.45
Stimulation 2.7
Penetration 3.55
Tightness 3.75
Suction Effect 3.1
Realism 3.85
Variation 1.6
Smoothness 4.25
Orgasm Rating 2.45
Noise 3.65
Lube Use 4.7
Cleanup 4.3
Dry Time 2.35

Dragon Review

February 23rd, 2020 (Dragon Texture)

I'm a male of slightly higher than average length but of decent girth and I find the Asa Akira lineup to be a tad dull.
PROS:
-If you like long sessions of buildup and no orgasm, great for buildup to release.
-Extremely easy to clean
-Good for beginners
-Neither tight nor loose making it excellent for the average and gifted.
-Bumps are kinda nice.
-very little lube needed

CONS:
-Boring unless you havent used it in a while.
-Cannot give a quick orgasm(both pro and con depending on what you want at the moment)
-Despite easy clean, slow to dry
-if you gave a five and up girth, too much lube can make it feel no different than pink lady.
-The bottom of the entrance is slightly weaker than the rest of the hole and may be pron to tear.

PRO TIPS:
-I find that twisting it in clockwise or counter clockwise when you come down to you base , straighten stroke and repeat, the spiraled bumps will feel almost like they truly twist around like a "coiling DRAGON.
-If you are looking for something worth the money and you don't have enough money for more than one, buy a different one that can be enjoyed over and over, this one feels pretty good, but loses its enjoyableness quickly if you dont take breaks for weeks at a time.
-Good for multitasking, since it isnt too intense, you can do other stuff and not lose focus on the other task. It is just enough pleasure to keep you up, just enough pleasure to give you a low to medium continous flow of pleasure. You can passively stroke with one hand and read, or type with the other without being overcame by pleasure.

PERSONAL OPINION
The ASAHOLE is better, but everything about this hole is almost the same for the other. They are both very aesthetically pleasing. Have long periods of steady pleasure that are kind of irritating cause they take so long. You can't get off in fifteen minutes or less with this, this is both a pro and a con, but when I really want off fast, it won't do it for me.

Conclusion:
Long steady stream of pleasure with borderline frustratingly slow orgasms

Score 3.22 Overall Satisfaction 2.35
Intensity 2.8
Stimulation 3.3
Penetration 3.5
Tightness 3.3
Suction Effect 4.2
Realism 3.25
Variation 3.7
Smoothness 4.25
Orgasm Rating 2.75
Noise 2.75
Lube Use 4.2
Cleanup 4.2
Dry Time 2.85

Asahole Review

February 23rd, 2020 (Asahole Texture)

Mixed love hate relationship with this one.
PROS:
-the second chamber feels great to grind on
-Easy clean up (pre dry)
- the large bumps on the entry are very soft and enjoyable
-good suction(sometimes)
-Little lube needed

CONS:
-Boring after a while
-Slow orgasms that arent especially powerful
-Despite the variety of textures, feels very plain. When stretched by a 6 inch girth, it feels very plain on the shaft, however, the textures are very nice on the head.
-doesnt dry well and prone to mildew (really gross)
-- DRY QUICKLY, DONT LET JUST AIR DRY USE MICROFIBER TOWEL AND DAB OFF WATER.
-entrance tips slightly horizontally.

PRO TIP:
-Soaking it in warm water is better than a heating rod, it makes suction much better and boosts the whole experience.
-Use renewing powder more often. From the day I got it, I found the material to be oddly more sticky and porous than my others which I dont know if is the reason it needs renewing powder more often or not, but it just does.
-Being of moderate to low intensity, like the DRAGON, it works well as a slow stress reliever, so unless you are very sensitive and are of average girth or lower, those with high stamina may find themselves frustrated not achieving orgasm for upward of 15 minutes, I've even had to go steadily for an hour and a half just to reach orgasm. Once you reach peak though and the textures become more sensitive, it is great for edging. I find it has it's best use when I'm just in my room with a boner and wanna read or write or even draw, and its steady but nonintensive pleasure makes it possible to multi-task and do other things while enjoying this as well

DISCLAIMER
My friend who recommended this as a texture with the DRAGON really love these, I personally get very little pleasure from them, but he swears by them, so experiences very extremely on these two ASA AKIRA fleshlights.

Conclusion:
Not worth the money unless on sale. Takes too long to get off, sometime and hour and up.

Score 3.39 Overall Satisfaction 2.45
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