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User since Feb 2020

Birthday: 24 Years Old

Location: US

11 Ratings

11 Reviews


About Me

I'm a semi-formal person with normal hobbies and passions. I read, I write, I draw and I go to Nursing school. Took 3 years before I went to school again, and during those three, I worked, I travelled and even found myself in the Army where a friend introduced fleshlights to me.

Reviews Introduction


Found 11 reviews in total

Intensity 4.75
Stimulation 4.9
Penetration 4.75
Tightness 3.95
Suction Effect 4
Realism 3.95
Variation 4.6
Smoothness 4.35
Orgasm Rating 5
Noise 2.8
Lube Use 2.85
Cleanup 2.65
Dry Time 2.55

Lightning Review

December 31st, 2020 (Lightning Texture)

Thunder and Lightning are two amazing products, but Lightning is my favorite of the two, but not by much, this has an amazing penetration, with the similar low to high bump entrance as mia malkova level up, a wonderful variation of diameter and texture with a second penetration in the 2nd or third textural division. My one big issue with this one however is that it uses a lot of lube for me unless I loosen the cap and lower suction, and it is loud no matter how it is used. The cleaning is easier than thunder, but also requires really digging out for a cleaning.but isn't terrible on drying in a good antimicrobial towell in a dry place. This product is highly recommended regardless, and has beautiful exterior details and satisfying intensity and tightness.

Great texture, wonderful appearance, best I currently own but needs more lube.

Score 4.01 Overall Satisfaction 5
Intensity 4.4
Stimulation 4.4
Penetration 4.65
Tightness 3.95
Suction Effect 3.85
Realism 3.15
Variation 4.75
Smoothness 3.5
Orgasm Rating 5
Noise 1.8
Lube Use 3.2
Cleanup 2
Dry Time 2

Thunder Review

December 31st, 2020 (Thunder Texture)

Bought Thunder and Lightning over Black Friday and today is the last day to rack in points for the contest, so Im writing this review. Hands down these are now my favorites in my collection. This one specifically is pretty awesome, it has high intensity, and satisfies more than my others. But they are the loudest of my collection as well, I personally think its their holding devices in this case but be warned, lot of popping plastic noises from mine. But let's go onto the texture evaluation, tight, and intense is pretty much the whole of it and it is wonderfully made in exterior design, the penetration of the entrance however is not especially awesome like some in my opinion. For cleaning, it is more difficult than some, requires really sticking you fingers around it to clean it up and drying isnt exactly overnight (cant say that about the new drying devices though. For some I like the vacuum cap all the way tightened, but this one is best with a moderately loosend cap, and without it at all sometimes to reduce the loud plastic noise which is louder than the squish noise of the open product (my experience.) Much recommended.

Highly recommended with amazing and intense texture for a great time.

Score 3.69 Overall Satisfaction 4.95
Intensity 4.8
Stimulation 4.95
Penetration 4.15
Tightness 3.9
Suction Effect 4.15
Realism 2.7
Variation 4.65
Smoothness 3.35
Orgasm Rating 4.95
Noise 2.8
Lube Use 2.8
Cleanup 2.05
Dry Time 1.7

Squirt Review

November 28th, 2020 (Squirt Texture)

Really exciting, interesting and pleasurable, and a super exciting counterpart to its boring counterpart smash. This one is awesome, the variations of texture give rise to a large number of ways to feel pleasure from this device of satisfaction. The ribbing, the nodules and somewhat spiky ribs in the latter parts make this something that you can keep enjoying for a long time. But it is miserable to clean, and even worse to dry, I have to turn it inside out and microfiber towel pat it before retoring powder is used

Well made, well detailed, exciting and one of my favorites, highly recommended, but beware, in my opinion, cleaning and drying are a chore

Score 3.71 Overall Satisfaction 5
Intensity 2.65
Stimulation 2.6
Penetration 3.9
Tightness 3.9
Suction Effect 2.4
Realism 2.95
Variation 1.7
Smoothness 3.95
Orgasm Rating 3.8
Noise 3.9
Lube Use 3.95
Cleanup 4.4
Dry Time 4.05

Smash Review

November 28th, 2020 (Smash Texture)

Not a huge fan of either the Emily Willis textures, but this one specifically i find boring. It is fast to bring on a first climax but it is almost as if you become numb to it and every consecutive use in that single sitting become nigh impossible. I love it and I hate it and it vexes me that I like it but somehow become bored of it. Squirt is interesting, smash is not, buy something else in my opinion, but to each their own preference.

Not that good in terms of butt textures, it sometimes feels intense, but if you like going more than once in a flight, you'll be bored actually

Score 3.42 Overall Satisfaction 3.75
Intensity 3.65
Stimulation 3.75
Penetration 3.9
Tightness 3.05
Suction Effect 4.9
Realism 4.8
Variation 2
Smoothness 3.85
Orgasm Rating 5
Noise 1.2
Lube Use 1.95
Cleanup 2.8
Dry Time 2.65

Perfect Review

November 28th, 2020 (Perfect Texture)

Visually appealing like honey,, the anus is very well detailed and that skin crease is very interesting Oddly better than its counterpart "honey" it is intense, and pleasurable but it has drawbacks, personally I feel this one can have painful suction, also, it takes forever to dry. I recommend this one on feeling, but for cleanup and lube consumption it is a poor choice. The nodules in all the chambers feel awesome, but to some degree it is boring and despite appearing to feel variable, it isnt much variation but the conical form and the grooving works very well. The first part that goes tighter to looser is fantastic but the non textured ring can be disappointing.

This is one to enjoy, but before this I would recommend "boss level" before this, but I feel that butt textures are too overlooked on the stigma of negative perception of anal in straight men

Score 3.45 Overall Satisfaction 4.8
Intensity 3.75
Stimulation 4.4
Penetration 3.1
Tightness 3.6
Suction Effect 3.6
Realism 3.85
Variation 3.65
Smoothness 3.65
Orgasm Rating 4.8
Noise 2.2
Lube Use 3.05
Cleanup 3.8
Dry Time 0.85

Honey Review

November 28th, 2020 (Honey Texture)

Honestly wasn't my most thrilling pieces for its first dozen uses, I bought this one along with Lena's butt texture at the start of covid lockdowns, to say I haven't had time to rate this is far from true, but the more I've used it the better, I would like to review in more detail but as of October, my family has been around even more which makes me lose adequate time to do a fresh review. So this is out of memory from before the filling of my home. From the start as most fleshlights, it is visually appealing and my only complain on that end, I believe it should be darker to match the models skin tone better. The first chamber in my opinion isn't that exciting but the first and second chamber and the ribbed 3rd/4th section slowly builds you up to a sweet release which as you edge yourself closer to completion that first chamber finally shines as sensitivity is increased. It isn't my favorite of my collection, but I still keep finding myself returning to it.

Good buy, feels great and an excellent for edging in my opinion.

Score 3.52 Overall Satisfaction 5
Intensity 5
Stimulation 5
Penetration 5
Tightness 5
Suction Effect 5
Realism 5
Variation 5
Smoothness 5
Orgasm Rating 5
Noise 3.5
Lube Use 3.15
Cleanup 2.75
Dry Time 2.95

Boss Level Review

April 7th, 2020 (Boss Level Texture)

Simply amazing, in terms of use and appearance, the wrinkles of the oriface are so lifelike and in terms of aesthetic use, the round hole is much better than a rectangular ones that I find rip more easily however, the actual texture itself is exciting as well. Tighter than lvl up, the continuous texture pulls on the glans and stimulates the shaft, if kissa Sins doesnt outdo LVL UP, Boss Level might if there were more butt enthusiasts. It wraps and rolls around you and tugs and sucks better than any other I've used and I only have good to say except gosh darn MIA! my lub dries too fast. I just know, that "Mia" will be getting a lot of miles out of me. Also, her line makes me believe if FL did a real fantasy line with ELVes and crap but used mia as the advertiser, it would go really well.

Need lots of Lube bros, but it is all worth it in this exciting toy.

Score 4.45 Overall Satisfaction 5
Intensity 5
Stimulation 5
Penetration 5
Tightness 4.45
Suction Effect 3.8
Realism 3.4
Variation 5
Smoothness 3.6
Orgasm Rating 5
Noise 4.15
Lube Use 3.8
Cleanup 3.25
Dry Time 3.45

Lvl Up Review

April 7th, 2020 (Lvl Up Texture)

Gonna start it off with my short opinion and feelings on this product. "Oh my, I'm not sure what to feel about these sensations, but my hips won't stop." Now I'm gonna apologize for the graphic image I just put in the heads of the readers, but if I'm anything besides a tad crude, I'm honest. It starts off with a low entrance forcing your shaft to push inside a different way than I've felt in any way I've felt before in a Fleshlight product causing it to feel tighter, albeit, I think it ruins the suction a bit. But on suction, it isnt the same as others, it doesnt really suck you as much, but instead of suction pulling you in, the texture seems to do it all on it's own. And it has a powerful clamp on your shaft, I actually felt painfully numb after pulling out. This will get you off rather quickly and the texture will sustain you to keep going even after you "finish" almost demand an encore of you. To play on the title of it, it kinda is like a level up in a game, you get that level up, and you think you just finished, but now you have more energy and stronger to go at it even longer. Not a disappointing product and may be the most beautiful oriface fleshlight has made externally as well. I dont really car about the star, more about the artistry replicating the star. Look at older ones and then look at this and other newer ones, the details have gotten more pronounced and you actually can truly recognize that it is modeled after a real woman. The vulva are wonderfully detailed and petite and it brings an excitement all on it's own in the appreciating of the artist who molded it and crafted it from the model that is Miss Mia. But back to the actual review with pros and cons so I don't bore the readers with an essay about how the company has improved in the last five or so years.
-Stimulating (Extremely so)
-Signature easily identified
-Original, the first like it, even FL Feaks and Alien didnt come up with textures like this, a sign the company is growing past realism to stimulation being more centered on.
-The tentacle pattern is both a pro and a con, scrapes the shaft and glans, kinda nice until lube drys out or goes wherever lube seems to go in a product like this.
-Entrance is a amazing, Dont get me wrong but also kind of annoying, the angle gets rid of some of the suction by stretching it in a way the air escapes near the base. Where I like the suction the most.
-Tentacle scrape and pull is awesome but when it drys as fast as it does, the scrape becomes less pleasant. Kinda terrible if you dry it out too fast.
-Entrance takes like a whole 1.25 inches of your penetration where I normally reach 3/4 of a fleshlight, this is more like a little more than half.

(Side note, fleshlight might want to consider selling more sex in a can miniaturized patterns to make up for the less endowed guys. I've got good girth and alright length, but even I find fleshlights infuriating when I know I will never full experience the bounty I possess in my left hand. Perhaps they could make a six pack with your favorite actresses and actors... shoot, got distracted

All in all and amazing addition to a collection of toys for any man. Deserves its spot in the top 10, hope to see Boss Level up there with it soon

Score 4.28 Overall Satisfaction 5
Intensity 2.8
Stimulation 2.55
Penetration 3.15
Tightness 2.95
Suction Effect 0.8
Realism 1.9
Variation 3.5
Smoothness 3.4
Orgasm Rating 2.7
Noise 1.55
Lube Use 3.95
Cleanup 4.3
Dry Time 3.7

Blue Ice Review

April 4th, 2020 (Blue Ice Texture)

(WARNING: GOES ON OFF TOPIC RANT, THAT COVERS MY VERY PERSONAL OPINIONS ON FLESHLIGHT AS A COMPANY)This one confuses me on whether I like it or not. On one side, the easy clean and the texture it gives my good ole lefty helps spice things up when I dont wanna use a clunky device like the fleshlights. Easy to use, feels nice with a mixture of a ribbed texture and a nipple texture. It is almost good, but only almost, not even sure if it is actually better than my hand. Too many things could be improved in my opinion. It is too flimsy and soft, because when you grip, it just squishes and the texture feel less intense. Could use a slightly harder than the super soft material. As for tightening, it is uneven as the thumb cant cover as much of you shaft as the actual fingers on the front/under the penis. My recommendation to the developers is to attach a hard material on the outside in plates, so as you grip, the pressure evenly distributed on that side. The next improvement I feel they should make is more stimulation on the head of the penis. At the top, the smollar of the two holes feels nice to push through and pull put of, but the "dome" right before it has the least stimulus than even the boring stretched out ribbed center texture. Sure it has that "crown of bumps, but it is not even noticeable with its lack of suction. Fleshlight has a recipe they follow for their flesh textures, but they need to advance it and switch ot up when it comes to things like this. Love their products and the fact that there is always new textures coming out is great, about to get both mia malkova and Sins textures so I do like their line of products, but their innovations are limited and all too closely resemble the central and original products. The Turbos are innovative with their multi ring entrances, these flesh skins are a great idea, but each idea from sex in a can to quickshot havent really changed from one another. One might say, "Why should they?" Reason is simply creativity and true innovation makes a company last. Their new products are a good start, but their new products fail because they are just the old products with different looks.

Good product but also a failure, proof that the company can only design one product in different shapes and not always good ones. I recommend waiting till they make a new one if better textures and innovate new technology to make it pleasurable. It does add to your experience, but arguably your hand is better or a tenga egg.

Score 2.89 Overall Satisfaction 3.25
Intensity 2.45
Stimulation 2.7
Penetration 3.55
Tightness 3.75
Suction Effect 3.1
Realism 3.85
Variation 1.6
Smoothness 4.25
Orgasm Rating 2.45
Noise 3.65
Lube Use 4.7
Cleanup 4.3
Dry Time 2.35

Dragon Review

February 23rd, 2020 (Dragon Texture)

I'm a male of slightly higher than average length but of decent girth and I find the Asa Akira lineup to be a tad dull.
-If you like long sessions of buildup and no orgasm, great for buildup to release.
-Extremely easy to clean
-Good for beginners
-Neither tight nor loose making it excellent for the average and gifted.
-Bumps are kinda nice.
-very little lube needed

-Boring unless you havent used it in a while.
-Cannot give a quick orgasm(both pro and con depending on what you want at the moment)
-Despite easy clean, slow to dry
-if you gave a five and up girth, too much lube can make it feel no different than pink lady.
-The bottom of the entrance is slightly weaker than the rest of the hole and may be pron to tear.

-I find that twisting it in clockwise or counter clockwise when you come down to you base , straighten stroke and repeat, the spiraled bumps will feel almost like they truly twist around like a "coiling DRAGON.
-If you are looking for something worth the money and you don't have enough money for more than one, buy a different one that can be enjoyed over and over, this one feels pretty good, but loses its enjoyableness quickly if you dont take breaks for weeks at a time.
-Good for multitasking, since it isnt too intense, you can do other stuff and not lose focus on the other task. It is just enough pleasure to keep you up, just enough pleasure to give you a low to medium continous flow of pleasure. You can passively stroke with one hand and read, or type with the other without being overcame by pleasure.

The ASAHOLE is better, but everything about this hole is almost the same for the other. They are both very aesthetically pleasing. Have long periods of steady pleasure that are kind of irritating cause they take so long. You can't get off in fifteen minutes or less with this, this is both a pro and a con, but when I really want off fast, it won't do it for me.

Long steady stream of pleasure with borderline frustratingly slow orgasms

Score 3.22 Overall Satisfaction 2.35
Intensity 2.8
Stimulation 3.3
Penetration 3.5
Tightness 3.3
Suction Effect 4.2
Realism 3.25
Variation 3.7
Smoothness 4.25
Orgasm Rating 2.75
Noise 2.75
Lube Use 4.2
Cleanup 4.2
Dry Time 2.85

Asahole Review

February 23rd, 2020 (Asahole Texture)

Mixed love hate relationship with this one.
-the second chamber feels great to grind on
-Easy clean up (pre dry)
- the large bumps on the entry are very soft and enjoyable
-good suction(sometimes)
-Little lube needed

-Boring after a while
-Slow orgasms that arent especially powerful
-Despite the variety of textures, feels very plain. When stretched by a 6 inch girth, it feels very plain on the shaft, however, the textures are very nice on the head.
-doesnt dry well and prone to mildew (really gross)
-entrance tips slightly horizontally.

-Soaking it in warm water is better than a heating rod, it makes suction much better and boosts the whole experience.
-Use renewing powder more often. From the day I got it, I found the material to be oddly more sticky and porous than my others which I dont know if is the reason it needs renewing powder more often or not, but it just does.
-Being of moderate to low intensity, like the DRAGON, it works well as a slow stress reliever, so unless you are very sensitive and are of average girth or lower, those with high stamina may find themselves frustrated not achieving orgasm for upward of 15 minutes, I've even had to go steadily for an hour and a half just to reach orgasm. Once you reach peak though and the textures become more sensitive, it is great for edging. I find it has it's best use when I'm just in my room with a boner and wanna read or write or even draw, and its steady but nonintensive pleasure makes it possible to multi-task and do other things while enjoying this as well

My friend who recommended this as a texture with the DRAGON really love these, I personally get very little pleasure from them, but he swears by them, so experiences very extremely on these two ASA AKIRA fleshlights.

Not worth the money unless on sale. Takes too long to get off, sometime and hour and up.

Score 3.39 Overall Satisfaction 2.45
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