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Given my obsession with Jenna Haze at the time, I picked up Obsession in 2011. Got Destroya soon after and have been living the high life ever since. My collection is at 20 (excluding the extra Pure Vortexes I seem to get as my mystery sleeve every. *******. Time.) and counting.

Found 2 reviews in total

Intensity 3.5
Stimulation 3.75
Penetration 5
Tightness 5
Suction Effect 3.55
Realism 3.55
Variation 1.3
Smoothness 2.6
Orgasm Rating 5
Noise 2.55
Lube Use 4.1
Cleanup 5
Dry Time 4.05

Tight Chicks Review

April 7th, 2024 (Tight Chicks Texture)

I picked up Tight Chicks mainly because I wanted to see what it would be like inside the tightest sleeve I could get my hands on. My initial impression was, yeah, that's tight alright, but there's not much else going on. It got me off, and then I figured it would hang out in the case waiting for the occasional mood for that particular experience to strike.

Then I tried it a second time. Wow. As tight as it is, it's impossible to remember exactly what it felt like or quite what it was doing to me outside of "this feels fucking great!" All I can say definitively about the second FLight is that I came HARD. Like my vision fluttered. When I recovered enough to get up and clean it my legs were wobbly. And then I took the end cap off and it was filled. To be crystal clear, the back cap was completely filled with cum. I hadn't been drained like that since the morning after my birthday party 8 years ago.

Now that I was more prepared for the experience, after my third trip I can form some actual opinions. The entrance lives up to the billing: this thing is TIGHT. If the material was any firmer I'd think you'd have a tough time getting in, but the upside is it grabs and squeezes you, providing a firm ring of stroking sensation as you slip in and out. Further in, there's not much variation outside of the corkscrew shape running the length of the sleeve that gives subtle, twisting variations in pressure. The tightness of the sleeve mutes this as well as the nubs.

Speaking of the nubs, they're almost imperceptible, but they're there. This thing is tight enough that there is constant contact along every millimeter of your shaft but the nubs have enough additional material to provide slightly extra pressure as you slide through them.

As for the suction effect, most sleeves provide an actual slurping, sucking sensation as you close the cap and pull you back in as you try to stroke back out. Tight Chicks doesn't do this. It somehow, almost impossibly, gets even tighter. You can still stroke without that "oh no you don't" other sleeves give you when you try to pull out, it just grips you more tightly.

A quick note on realism: nothing is this tight. The entrance is pretty spot in, but the rest of the sleeve is relentlessly tight. But given the corkscrew shape and what it feels like, I'm of the mind that if the rest of the sleeve was a touch looser this would be spot on to being balls deep up someone's ass.

What would a review be without a word on the orgasm? Tight Chicks, once again, gave me an explosive, vision blurring, ears ringing, ball draining pop that filled the end cap.

Give this one time. I know FLs get better once you break them in, but way more so with Tight Chicks. The sensation is subtle enough that you really have to pay attention to notice what it's doing to you outside of "is it legal to marry this thing?" and that level of focus isn't possible as you get closer to the end. Speaking of The End, make sure you're well rested and hydrated because she will drain you.

Score 3.80 Overall Satisfaction 4.3
Intensity 4.5
Stimulation 4.6
Penetration 5
Tightness 1.6
Suction Effect 4.65
Realism 1.5
Variation 0.75
Smoothness 4.8
Orgasm Rating 5
Noise 3.95
Lube Use 5
Cleanup 5
Dry Time 5

Quickshot Alien Review

March 16th, 2024 (Quickshot Alien Texture)

I got this primarily because I was intrigued by the Quickshot Connect. I only had one Quickshot (Turbo) and I liked the novelty of the Alien entrances.

Regarding the texture, yes, it's very subtle and loose. I would go so far as to call it "baggy." Here's the thing, though... The Turbo Quickshot has a far more intense and tight texture, but much larger openings. Alien, by contrast, has fairly tight openings, so what I was not prepared for was how this played into the suction effect. As you penetrate all the way through, the texture may not impress, but you're still pushing all the air out of it. As you withdraw from the opposite end, air wants to rush back in, and given the amount of room you have to fill from that "baggy" sleeve, that's a LOT of air. The result is an absolutely brain shattering shuddering slurp around the tip of your cock as it breaks the vacuum and the air struggles to rush back in.

On top of this there is the openings and texture of the sleeve itself. I know there's a chemical reason for this relating to how the sleeves are dyed, but causation is immaterial in this context. Basically, this sleeve is a little more elastic than others. The result is if you're using the butt opening as your point of penetration, the grip on withdrawal, visually, looks like one of those "lips that grip" videos. The size and ancillary features of the different openings adds to the versatility of this sleeve. Push into the butt end and you have a tight grip around the base of your cock with a lighter "kiss" of the suction on your tip and an absolutely bonkers visual of the grip as you pull out. Use the pussy as an entrance and the grip on the base is a lot more subtle, but good luck with this thing slurping your tip at the other end.

If you're looking for a nuanced internal experience, this sleeve is not for you. If you need to cum hard and fast, and like stimulation on the tip of your cock, this this is an absolute widowmaker.

Score 3.99 Overall Satisfaction 4.5


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