Bulletproof Teagan Presley

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Formerly known as Love Humps, inspired by Teagan's unstoppable ass, the Bulletproof texture was designed as a hybrid between the lotus garden and speed bump textures. The soft giant bumps hug every inch of you and the separation between each set of bumps creates a pocket feeling similar to the lotus node.

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Characteristics

The Fleshlight Bulletproof inner canal is comparatively slightly textured and is covered with a gentle wave texture with smooth side walls. A total of five waves 1.18 inches (30 mm) in width follow one after the other and the canal then narrows to a diameter of 0.4 inches (10 mm) at the tightest parts. The start and end points of each wave form a total of six rhombic-shaped chambers, each measuring 0.7 x 0.7 inches (18 mm x 18 mm).

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On March 28th 2015 the texture was discontinued with the pussy orifice (formerly known as Love Humps) while released with the butt orifice (Bulletproof).

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siliconelover's Review

March 10th, 2016 by siliconelover

Ever had an ejaculation with no warning and no pleasure? Neither had I until I tried the Love Humps texture. Some of the weirdest and most perplexing experiences of my life. You may think I am exaggerating when I say no pleasure; I can assure you I am not. The first time, I couldn't believe it- figured it must have been a fluke. However, subsequent attempts produced the same results. Another weird... Read More

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Category:

Fleshlight Girls

Orifices:

Teagan Presley Butt, Teagan Presley Pussy (Discontinued)

Release Date:

May 2010

User Ratings:

56

User Reviews:

18

Heatmap Submissions:

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Fleshlight Bulletproof Reviews

Found 18 reviews in total

Intensity 4.95
Stimulation 0.1
Penetration 2
Tightness 1
Suction Effect 2
Realism 1
Variation 1
Smoothness 4
Orgasm Rating 1
Noise 2
Lube Use 0.1
Cleanup 2
Dry Time 2
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siliconelover's Review

March 10th, 2016 by siliconelover
Owns 21 Sleeves, 20 Ratings, 20 Reviews

Ever had an ejaculation with no warning and no pleasure? Neither had I until I tried the Love Humps texture. Some of the weirdest and most perplexing experiences of my life. You may think I am exaggerating when I say no pleasure; I can assure you I am not. The first time, I couldn't believe it- figured it must have been a fluke. However, subsequent attempts produced the same results. Another weird aspect is I would finish almost immediately. Usually, when a texture finishes you quickly it is because it feels so good you can't hold back. With this texture, it doesn't feel like much of anything- and then I have just ejaculated with no build up and no pleasurable sensation.

Conclusion:
You may like this if you like very smooth, soft, subtle stimulation. This one is most definitely not for me, strangest fleshlight experiences I have ever had.

Score 1.69 Overall Satisfaction 0.5
3 Thank
Intensity 2.75
Stimulation 3.1
Penetration 3.3
Tightness 3
Suction Effect 3.5
Realism 4.8
Variation 2.5
Smoothness 5
Orgasm Rating 4.1
Noise 4.5
Lube Use 4
Cleanup 5
Dry Time 5
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Purrito's Review

December 25th, 2021 by Purrito
Penis Length: 8.5cm Girth: 6.5cm
Owns 37 Sleeves, 25 Ratings, 13 Reviews

Introduction:
Preface: I haven't used that many textures, so my ability to compare one to another isn't robust. I measure about 8.5" in length and about 6.5" in circumference (when especially aroused it can be closer to 9in and 7in around, which can 'bottom out' textures).

Review:
Intensity/stimulation: The great part of the texture is that it builds pleasure slowly, which makes it the best edging sleeve I have. I'd say it's on the lower side of intensity 2.8/5, but that oversimplifies this texture, as it starts off closer to a 2 and ends closer to a 4, as the rhythm of the smooth gentle texture does something to my brain that layers the intensity. Speed variation is useful here, but the ability to keep a 'metronome' pace produces a rolling orgasm that I can stretch into 'aftershock' climaxes.

Penetration: 3.3/5 It's a butt texture, so you'd expect the entrance to be tighter, but because it opens up into the waves so quickly, I found it to be a positive quality that the entrance itself was also a bit looser, as that played into the theme of the sleeve.

Tightness: 3/5 Not particularly tight for an anal sleeve (maybe not that tight for any sleeve). That's not an issue for it being a good experience for me, I'd just want readers to understand that it's not what this sleeve is about.

Suction: 3.5/5 I haven't run into a sleeve that couldn't suck at all, and depending on when the cap is tightened users can adjust this how they like, but this sleeve definitely didn't suck as hard as others I've tried (Cream/Shameless).

Realism: 4.8/5. The smoothness and waves are spot on for emulating the inside of an ass, and it's loose enough to feel like the inside of a butthole after it 'opens up'. The entrance 'sphincter' isn't particularly long, thus Bulletproof feels a bit more like fucking a 'loose' ass than one that's gripping me back or a partner that's orgasming (instead for that experience: Shameless). There's a time and place for that kind of sensation, so if the mood strikes it's good to know it's an option.

Climax: 4.1/5 A great 'slow boil' sleeve. It didn't make me see stars, but because I could ride the waves of the orgasm, it was a satisfying experience.

Noise: Low noise. No sleeve is soundless, but this one wasn't 'slurping' or 'farting' all the time.

Cleanup/dry time: easy/fast. It's a smooth texture with no real nooks or crannies, and a bit of pressure flushes it easily. I use the fleshlight electric dryer, and a 1 hour session made it feel dry (but I ran the dryer longer just to be safe).

Conclusion:
Overall Satisfaction: 4/5. The smoothness of the texture is great. It can build slow, quality orgasms, and in terms of realism it feels a lot like anal with a partner who's had a few drinks.

Score 3.90 Overall Satisfaction 4
2 Thank
Intensity 4.475
Stimulation 4.475
Penetration 4.975
Tightness 2.5
Suction Effect -
Realism -
Variation 3.05
Smoothness -
Orgasm Rating -
Noise -
Lube Use 4.925
Cleanup 4.95
Dry Time 4.85
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givemebliss' Review

February 19th, 2015 by givemebliss
Owns 29 Sleeves, 11 Ratings, 4 Reviews

1. General and Visuals

The "Love Humps" texture comes only in one flavor: Teagan Presley's vulva. That is perfectly fine with me as I generally prefer both the "flesh-tone" color and vaginal orifices on my Fleshlights. Like every vulva, it is a beautiful sight.

The "Love Humps" is one of the less lube-thirsty textures, but as always, I heartily recommend to fill it with lube until it's drooling.

2. Insertion and Intensity

If you've seen a cross-section of this insert, you'll probably expect the "Love Humps" to be a smooth, nice, if somewhat bland and unassuming ride.

And that's where it will have fooled you.

While the "Love Humps" is on the gentle side, it comes with some sort of dark magic sloshed about its soft hills and valleys that makes it much more intense than it looks to be.

When first sinking into it, you will be delighted by the expected soft, smooth welcome. But very soon you'll be surprised by the unexpectedly assertive first squeeze that invites you to continue your slow, slippery plunge further inside. Squeeze after squeeze follows, leaving you trying to push further and further as you're already hilting inside it. If you fill it with enough hot lube, the lube tends to pool in the valleys between the hills: This makes the interval between each squeeze a delicious, glans-melting respite.

But the dark magic is in how these hills feel when they squeeze: They give a sweet, tingly, popping ripple just at the sensitive crown of your glans that shouldn't be possible with so smooth a texture. With each plunge, with each pulling back, they grip you more assertively, until the gentle squeezes turn to eager milking. Yes, milking: I don't use the word lightly, but with the "Love Humps", it fits. The "Love Humps" seems to be literally milking your penis. Moreover, its soft, wavy hills toy not only with your glans, but with your frenulum and with your foreskin in a way that is both gentle and tormenting. They feel so soft, yet so snug on your shaft. There is witchcraft at work among these hills.

Summed up, the "Love Humps" is one of those playful textures like the "Mini Lotus" - that glans-rippling dark magic really does it - though strangely even a bit *more* intense than the "Mini Lotus".

3. Climax and Aftermath

The longer you enjoy the "Love Humps", the more intense it gets, until you reach that point where it seems to lose its patience. The milking squeezes grow more insistent, and yet they remain so tormentingly gentle... It's surprisingly hard to last in the "Love Humps". Much harder than its unassuming looks betray.

At the same time, its unique mix of hunger and tenderness tends to make orgasms spent inside it special:

Unlike the very intense textures like the "Lotus Garden", which tends to brutally juice your glans for every last drop, leaving you drained and dazed, the "Love Bumps" treats you with much more gentleness. This means that it is possible to keep going very slowly during the orgasm, heightening the delicious, milking sensation as you spurt your pleasure down its heat. It also means that ejaculation does not tend to be of the "short and hot" variety as with the intense textures, but longer and a bit sweeter.

At the same time, the (for my size) perfect placement of the hills ensures that your glans stays in a snug, hugging hold when you push deep and hold still, letting you feel your own every throb as a soft, hot clench. Together with those squeezes and magical ripples over the crown of your glans if you choose to keep moving, that makes cumming in the "Love Humps" more toe-curling than doing so in the very gentle textures like the "Tornado". It however also makes orgasms shorter and less wet-and-spurty-feeling than those very gentle inserts.

The "Love Humps" makes a second helping both possible and attractive. Due to its gentleness, it lets you stay hard for an immediate "sloppy second" if you're very horny. But even if you do go soft, it never drains you so much as to make a second round impossible after a brief recovery. At the same time, its gentle warmth and snug hug gets you hard soon again if you simply stay inside it.

If you're, however, looking for a sleeve that takes your all, leaving you limp and dry-heaving, the "Love Humps" is likely too playful, to gingerly a place and you're better off with one of the high-intensity sleeves. Conversely, if you're looking for an hour-long session, the "Love Humps" will make it impossible to last that long and you'd better grab a gentler insert.

Cleaning and drying is super-easy due to its smoothness.

Review Disclaimer:

Continental European, therefore uncut - and thus sensitive.
Happily average (15cm/6in long; 15cm/6in around).
Prefer to go slow, gentle, and very wet - the goal is to drink in all the sensations.
Always reviewing with the end cap off, nicely warmed, and with lots of lube.
Not interested in realism.

Conclusion:
One of the most surprising textures, the "Love Humps" feels very different from what it looks like. A playful insert full of gentle, but determinedly milking squeezes with some dark magic that plays with your most sensitive part. Uncut guys get their foreskin sweetly stimulated as an added bonus. Orgasms inside it is special and often leaves you wanting more - in the good and adverse sense. All said, a delightful and unique mix of tenderness and stimulation.

Score 4.28 Overall Satisfaction 4.28
2 Thank
Intensity 2.5
Stimulation 3
Penetration 4.5
Tightness 2.5
Suction Effect 3
Realism 4
Variation 2.5
Smoothness 5
Orgasm Rating 4.5
Noise 3
Lube Use 4
Cleanup 3.5
Dry Time 3.5
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Sensa's Review

September 23rd, 2018 by Sensa
Owns 13 Sleeves, 13 Ratings, 12 Reviews

Introduction:
I am very sensitive and prefer loose, smooth textures. I am average size and girth.

Review:
About myself: I am average length and girth, and Im very sensitive especially during orgasm. Thus I prefer smooth, gentle and less intense textures.

Bulletproof would probably not be my first choice, but the reviews stated it would be smooth, not intense during orgasm and it wouldnt be that intense. Thus I got it. And yep, the reviews were right!

If you also get very sensitive during orgasm, this is a texture where you can finish inside. Its still getting a little bit intense during orgasm, but not that much. The bullets are not as intense as it might look, they are very soft. Yet they stimulate you very well. They just give you this nice feeling on the front and make the texture a great ride. On the other hand, the butt entrance is providing you with a very nice penetration effect on the shaft. A great combination!

The texture is very similar to Texas Tornado. Texas Tornado has a little bit a tighter entrance, thus penetrates you a bit more. Bulletproof is a bit more stimulating on the inside. If you like Texas Tornado, get this one too!

Conclusion:
Nice penetrating entrance, great stimulation by the bullets, very soft, very gentle, very smooth. Very similar to Texas Tornado. A great texture of sensitive guys!

Score 3.59 Overall Satisfaction 4.75
1 Thank
Intensity 3.5
Stimulation 4
Penetration 5
Tightness 3.5
Suction Effect 5
Realism 4
Variation 2
Smoothness 5
Orgasm Rating 5
Noise 4.5
Lube Use 4.5
Cleanup 4.5
Dry Time 4
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Pruder's Review

December 25th, 2023 by Pruder
Penis Length: 7.5cm Girth: 5.5cm
Owns 12 Sleeves, 12 Ratings, 12 Reviews

Introduction:
7.5lx5.5g. I usually take a few days of flying with a sleeve before I care to write a review, but sometimes I give ratings after one use, it really depends on the experience. Some of these are good enough to warrant it.

Review:
This sleeve is unique, it surprises me that they don't repeat this kind of pattern in other sleeves. The large egg-shaped chambers in this sleeve slowly and sensually kiss you as you thrust in and out of it. The orifice also is quite nice, it gives you a tight spot if you want a little of that and also helps hold the lube inside this rather open sleeve. Although it does lack any real variation, this sleeve is quite nice for longer edge sessions and also for the incredibly unique smoothness of the sleeve. Sleeves like this make me realize why this site lists smoothness as a factor for a rating, it really does produce some great sensations.

Conclusion:
One of the best anal sleeves. Has a great feel that no other really achieves.

Score 4.21 Overall Satisfaction 4.5
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Intensity 2.25
Stimulation 4.5
Penetration 4.5
Tightness 4
Suction Effect 3.1
Realism 4.85
Variation 1.7
Smoothness 4.95
Orgasm Rating 4.55
Noise 0.75
Lube Use 2.1
Cleanup -
Dry Time -
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lube_squeeze_glans' Review

December 6th, 2022 by lube_squeeze_glans
Owns 15 Sleeves, 4 Ratings, 4 Reviews

This is an epic sleeve for those who love smooth sleeves. Beginning from insertion this is a moderately tight and low-intensity sleeve. The intensity comes from the smoothness:

if you heat this sleeve up and then use large amounts of super slick slippery lube this thing feels like a cloud of jelly is impaled on your dick, it is truly special. (X Lube is ideal, you can also use Japanese lubes or Gun Oil H2O as a last resort - do not use the thin Fleshlubes!)

The grooves and pits in the fleshlight work well to collect lube, the smooth texture holds lube extremely well too.

When orgasm comes it is pure bliss. Maybe you have also noticed that orgasms that come from prolonged low-intensity stimulation (like light touch with lube vs. death grip without lube) produce different orgasms. They come like a wave and spurting out cum feels so good and liberating in this sleeve, especially when heating it up and following the lube advice above

Conclusion:
I don’t want every sentence here to contain the words “smooth” and “slippery” but that’s exactly what this sleeve is. And it’s awesome.

Score 3.51 Overall Satisfaction 4.85
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Intensity 3.25
Stimulation 3.6
Penetration 3.8
Tightness 3.25
Suction Effect 3.6
Realism 4.1
Variation -
Smoothness 4.5
Orgasm Rating 4.6
Noise 4.4
Lube Use 4.6
Cleanup 4.4
Dry Time 4.5
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revtwentyseven's Review

January 3rd, 2022 by revtwentyseven
Owns 75 Sleeves, 50 Ratings, 47 Reviews

Welcome to another review by yours truly, revtwentyseven!

A few points of info when reading my reviews:

I am circumcised, use Gun Oil H20 lube, and generally FLy several times with each sleeve, including once immediately prior to the review. Most of my reviews reference how that review FLight was accomplished.

Now on to the review for the Bulletproof texture (previously Love Humps), the exclusive butt texture to Teagan Presley.

How I got it: I first got this sleeve when it was the Love Humps in 2013, being my re-introduction to FL (and the true start of my journey with Fleshlights). I did get a STU back in 2010, but I never did appreciate FLs and it ended up getting moldy and trashed (I would later get a replacement STU, one I still have today). However, after several uses, somehow I managed to begin tearing the sleeve, and I ultimately tossed it a couple of years later. Eventually, the Love Humps became the Bulletproof, and I eventually re-bought the sleeve as such as 2020 concluded. Strangely enough, I didn't start reviewing sleeves until the tail end of 2015, so this sleeve somehow never got reviewed. Now that I have it again, best to give it a more recent review.

Aesthetics: Like all FL girls, the front of the sleeve is molded after the vulva or butt/butthole of the star. In this case, this is the butthole of Teagan Presley. Now, a butthole is not as enticing to look at than a vulva, but it's realistic and I'm beginning to see the appeal of butts.

Lube: As mentioned in the intro, I use Gun Oil H2O, which is a water-based lubricant. DO NOT USE the original silicone variant of lube or any silicone or oil lube. Because of the general smoothness of the sleeve (large pillowy bumps), a initial lubing of myself and the sleeve was more than enough, and the spaces in between each bump hold the lube nicely but don't trap it entirely, so lube use was effective.

Noise: I did loosen the cap just slightly to facilitate better thrusting, but this did not impact sound in any way. It's not super loud, but unless you are going to town and someone is either in the room or the door is open, highly unlikely one's going to hear what you're up to. You might get a bit of a "whooshing" sound if you do thrust fairly quickly. Towards the end of my FLight as I was thrusting faster, I did notice some whooshing.

Penetration: The Bulletproof is a series of large "pillow" bumps that feel very soft and comfortable as you push past each one. You can feel them, and they feel very nice. As I thrusted in, I felt that familiar sensation of "this feels nice" and wanted to push into the next one, and the next one, until I was literally "hilted". Then I had to pull back, and felt my the head of my cock go out of each pillowed bump, and that felt nice. It's not a earth-shattering sensation, but it feels just so lovely and inviting, and you want to thrust again and again. As another reviewer noted... there is some "dark magic" with this sleeve, and with each thrust, that lovely and pleasant sensation begins to pick up more and more. This brings up the concept of...

Intensity: This sleeve does not start off intense, but invites you in. For me, the sleeve felt playful from the start. The Bulletproof does not want you to blow right away, but would like you to commit to more thrusting. And that's how the Bulletproof really starts to get a hold of you. The suction and repetitive thrusting begins to make those pillow-like bumps more and more present on your cock. Even if you pull out to release the slight suction, it will build up again. The Bulletproof is nice enough to be able to edge a bit or to extend your FLight, and it can also bring you over the edge without warning if you let it. After a few of these passes of releasing the suction by temporarily pulling out and going right back in again, I could feel the bumps yet again, this time with quite some intensity that signaled some urgency to "go for it" and this time, it was time.

Orgasm: With a FL, there are three orgasms that tend to come about (pun intended). One is a gentle buildup that leads to a nice orgasm. Another is one that causes you to cum without warning. The last is a "when you blow, you know." The Bulletproof is all three of these. You can build up gradually to a nice orgasm. You can also misjudge the sleeve and cum early. And there's room for going into a strong orgasm. This time, I did take a bit of time for buildup, but I knew I was going to finish. It was complete, and given the smoothness of the texture, I did a few slower thrusts throughout the orgasm before feeling spent and not wanting to go anymore.

Cleanup: Thanks to the repeating bumps and generally smooth texture, this is a easy sleeve to clean, especially if you are quick to clean up and use a good, strong stream of warm water to clean up your byproducts. If you rinse from both ends, you should be good to go in terms of the initial cleanup.

For drying: I did acquire the Fleshlight AIR, and it is a game changer. If you have the AIR, take the lids off, rinse out the sleeve and case, and dry the case in full plus the exterior of the sleeve. Put the sleeve back into the case but do not put the lids back on. Screw the FL into the AIR and turn the AIR on for 40 minutes (two pushes of the button). Unscrew the FL, recap the FL and it's ready to go again. If you don't have an AIR, the best way to help the drying process is with good quality paper towels. Use care running the towel through the canal. After it is mostly dry to dry (paper towels won't get it all dry), leave FL uncapped to allow air drying. If you need to conceal the sleeve, stick the sleeve and case in a old (but clean) t-shirt loosely to allow air to vent.

Conclusion:
The Bulletproof has been a sleeve that has seen a long run on FL, and it's not hard to see why. It's not the flashiest of sleeves, but it's versatile in the types of orgasms you can have, and a experienced FLyer should consider this sleeve. It has a nice, modest level of initial intensity, and those worried about premature ejaculation and/or desiring a lengthier performance may find the Bulletproof enjoyable.

Score 4.08 Overall Satisfaction 4.5
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Intensity 2.1
Stimulation 3.4
Penetration 3.7
Tightness 3.85
Suction Effect 3.6
Realism 1.7
Variation 1.75
Smoothness 4.75
Orgasm Rating 4.75
Noise 4.5
Lube Use 2.3
Cleanup 3.75
Dry Time 1.45
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girthreviews' Review

December 29th, 2017 by girthreviews
Owns 55 Sleeves, 29 Ratings, 29 Reviews

–Reviews For Girthy (or more-sensitive) Guys–

TL;DR sleeve summary: 8/10, a unique (but not simply incredible) smooth-ish sleeve great to finish in if you get sensitive, but needs the below-mentioned mod if you’re extra girthy and want any chance of fitting.

Sleeves work completely differently depending on girth, so these reviews are here to help average-length girthy guys find the textures that fit best. Those with sensitive members may also find this info helpful, as the effect is similar even if not 100% comparable. Whether due to girth or sensitivity, you don’t want textures that scrape badly.

Info for reference: just under 6” length, 7” shaft girth with a 5.5” head that’s fairly sensitive; all sessions done with sleeve flaps cut off (for looseness) + Fleshlight warmed & locked down horizontally to thrust into (for better feeling sensations). If you’re girthy, but not 7” girthy, awesome – way more sleeves will work for you! Average these reviews with others, according to where on the girth spectrum you fall.

NOTE: if a sleeve works poorly for your girth due to the case allowing no more room to stretch, cutting a layer off the sleeve’s ring (that sits behind the case’s ring) can work wonders to reduce pressure and let you feel everything better. Just be careful of the sleeve falling out if used vertically, and always test out small adjustments before modding a sleeve any amount.

Needs girth mod: YES. Pre-mod, there was so much pressure it was impossible to fit fully inside. At 80% ring removal, it was better, but pressure near entrance still made for discomfort and disappearing lube. With ring removal so thorough there‘s now a slight divot, it’s infinitely better, and completely usable.

Smoothness: 9/10. This is a very gentle sleeve, making it optimal if you’re sensitive. No scraping at all, just a little pressure on the head.

Intensity: 3/10. This sleeve has intensity due to changing pressures rather than textures. It intensifies a bit as you swell up before orgasm, though not a lot.

Sensation: 6/10. Whereas most smoother sleeves change width gently or not at all (i.e. Lotus, Tornado, Original), Bulletproof transitions drastically – it doesn’t get rough on your head, but you feel the bump. There’s almost a bit of a “pop” when going deeper, which is nice. The feeling improves a lot if you thrust into it hard, and using a little spray bottle of water to keep everything slick is a must for this sleeve. Even using lots of lube didn’t help as much as a quick spritz of water to help you slide easily.

Intensity During Orgasm: 3/10. It’s an ideal sleeve to finish inside if you’re sensitive, as I has an interesting sensation to hit your head that doesn’t include the scraping effect of most stronger textures. Makes for a more-intense orgasm without the roughness of “smooth” sleeve features like, say, lotus nodes.

Conclusion:
Overall Experience: 8/10. I really only recommend Bulletproof to two groups – those looking for a very tight, smooth, and different anal sleeve, and those who want to expand their “gentle sleeve to finish inside” roster beyond Tornado and the like. It’s not an insane texture, but may fit a nice role if you’re looking for what it provides.

Score 3.27 Overall Satisfaction 4.15
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Intensity 3.4
Stimulation 3.85
Penetration 4
Tightness 4.25
Suction Effect 4.6
Realism 3.65
Variation 3.5
Smoothness 3.4
Orgasm Rating 3.7
Noise 2.4
Lube Use 3.1
Cleanup 4.85
Dry Time 4.45
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MerryChristmas' Review

December 27th, 2017 by MerryChristmas
Owns 24 Sleeves, 22 Ratings, 12 Reviews

This was one of the first sleeves I purchased. Teagan Presley’s bulletproof sleeve looked very intriguing and looked like it could be very intense due to the tightness, but it was quite the opposite. It is a tight sleeve, but there is no variation to the texture and therefore does not offer much in the way of intensity or stimulation. Because of it’s tightness it does create a decent amount of suction. It does not require a lot of lube but if you over lube it, the sleeve has a tendency to make very loud suction sounds. Cleanup is very simple because it is a simple texture, and the dry time is very fast. I usually hang the sleeves on a towel rack to dry which does a great job.

Conclusion:
All in all, it’s not one of the better sleeves in my opinion and is quite forgettable in my collection of 20+.

Score 3.79 Overall Satisfaction 3.9
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Intensity 4.35
Stimulation 4.45
Penetration 4.5
Tightness 4.1
Suction Effect 4.4
Realism 3.95
Variation 2.1
Smoothness 4.95
Orgasm Rating 4.35
Noise 4.15
Lube Use 3.7
Cleanup 3.95
Dry Time 3.65
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ohhey's Review

December 4th, 2017 by ohhey
Owns 16 Sleeves, 26 Ratings, 25 Reviews

Do not let it fool you this is an intense/stimulating texture. I got it looking for a smooth texture I could last a while with and was very surprised at how the changing widths makes this a very intense/stimulating texture. I have the butt orifice but would have preferred the lady orifice.

Conclusion:
One of my favorites, it's smooth but intense/stimulating.

Score 4.07 Overall Satisfaction 4.35
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Intensity 2.9
Stimulation 2.9
Penetration 2.9
Tightness 2.15
Suction Effect 2.9
Realism 4.35
Variation 2.9
Smoothness 4
Orgasm Rating 3.35
Noise 3.5
Lube Use 3.75
Cleanup 3.7
Dry Time 3.65
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etixtesting's Review

December 29th, 2015 by etixtesting
Owns 47 Sleeves, 23 Ratings, 14 Reviews

Got Bulletproof quite some time ago when it was actually a pussy orifice sleeve and was called Love Humps. I dont know why i wanted in the first place, maybe ive read some good review but for quite some time it was shelves as i wasnt very impressed with it. Not sure what changed but at some point i started to use it again and it became one of my favourite sleeves.
The texture is repeated channel that is once wider and once more narrow, those narrowed parts are the 'humps' from its name and they really do feel interesting(i dont know from where Bulletproof came, Love Humps at least had something to do with what this texture is).
I use more use than in other textures to have very, very smooth sliding experience as what is arousing me most is the massaging feeling of the texture on bottom part of my penis - its kinda hard to describe, maybe im just more sensitive at that spot and thats why such shape is more appealing for me and i can concentrate on the feeling because everything else is very smooth and do not attack my senses;).
The texture is also one of those most resembling 'real thing', mostly because its smooth and feeling comes from change of shapes/sucktion effect.

The cleaning and drying are one of the easiest/fastest from whole line, lube usage depends on your preferences really (you can use almost nothing as well as dump 1/3 bottle if you so desire and each will have its appeal).

Conclusion:
While i really like the texture, i must admit i havent used it for quite some time, its mainly caused by the fact that from 'simple' textures Heavenly is my no.1 go to texture and if i want to have something different i usually pick something more exotic and much more varied like Destroya or BiHive.

Score 3.30 Overall Satisfaction 3.2
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Intensity 2
Stimulation 2.8
Penetration 3.8
Tightness 4.75
Suction Effect 4.13
Realism 4.5
Variation 2
Smoothness 4.6
Orgasm Rating 3.4
Noise 4
Lube Use 3.4
Cleanup 3.85
Dry Time 3.3
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seadog's Review

December 25th, 2015 by seadog
Owns 36 Sleeves, 23 Ratings, 5 Reviews

I got this texture a while ago when it was paired with the Vag orifice. I was holding back for quite some time because the orifice was quite unappealing to me but it turned out it's not so bad at all - it looks pretty realistic actually. First thing I should say is that I have a really mixed feelings about Bulletproof a.k.a Love Humps. It's very, very different when stroking than when thrusting. When stroking, I can really feel those pockets and they are somehow strong and feels like a tug job with two hands, except the pressure is not as hard as with hands would be. I didn't expect this, neither I like this feeling. On the other hand, thrusting is completely different story. You feel those pockets and cushions just as a slight resistance and they give you a great penetration feeling. Also, you can notice a slight alternating wideness and tightness. It's a smooth texture and everything that goes with it (easy to clean, lube hungry, lower intensity), but I don't have a problem with stimulation and reaching the climax, it's actually doable pretty fast if you want to. I wouldn't mind if the orgasms were a little bit stronger but they are pretty good and natural, not disappointing by any means. Therefor, you can easily pump through the orgasm.
Drying time is good but should be better considering this is just a smooth texture - maybe because this sleeve is on the tighter end of the spectrum. You have to lube it quite often but it's easy to clean.

Conclusion:
If you are looking for something really smooth and realistic and you plan to use it hands free, you probably want to experience this one. Yes, it's a mild texture but that only means you can pump through the orgasm which feels naturally with good intensity at the end.
In case you want to keep your collection as small as possible, there may be better textures to consider.

Score 3.50 Overall Satisfaction 2.5
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Intensity 0.95
Stimulation 3.45
Penetration 2
Tightness 4.4
Suction Effect 4.45
Realism 4
Variation 0.2
Smoothness 5
Orgasm Rating 3.4
Noise 4.1
Lube Use 2.65
Cleanup 3.9
Dry Time 1.5
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fathead3110's Review

December 18th, 2015 by fathead3110
Owns 21 Sleeves, 15 Ratings, 15 Reviews

There's not a lot to say about this one that you can't figure out from the pic. It feels exactly like it looks, like a bunch of smooth fleshy pillows. That being said, it feels great. I can go for a long time with this one, but i get almost no warning that I'm ready to orgasm. Something in my head doesn't handle any kind of transition and it always sneaks up on me with this sleeve.

Conclusion:
If you're looking for something mild that feels great, you can't go wrong with this one.

Score 3.14 Overall Satisfaction 4
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Intensity 3
Stimulation 3.2
Penetration 2.5
Tightness 2.95
Suction Effect 3.4
Realism -
Variation 0.5
Smoothness 4.45
Orgasm Rating 4.45
Noise 4.1
Lube Use 4.95
Cleanup -
Dry Time -
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PapaPalpatine's Review

December 8th, 2015 by PapaPalpatine
Owns 39 Sleeves, 31 Ratings, 21 Reviews

coming from sleeves that are more long lasting based (alien and bookworm) I am already beginning to be able to feel the swells and dips in this sleeve after just a couple flights. I needed a butt sleeve for my collection and so I picked this as part of the Black Friday promotion and I'm thinking I made a smart choice. the opening isn't as tight as I thought it would be but that's probably a good thing especially for anyone with above average girth. Still a bit sad that I missed out on getting it while it was still her pussy sleeve but I won't complain much as the butt feels great. stroking/thrusting through orgasm is something else as the tighter entrance will basically help to milk you completely dry before it let's you go which is just oh so fantastic

Conclusion:
Solid sleeve, good beginner butt sleeve. sadly not lucky enough to be able to give a real world comparison

Score 3.38 Overall Satisfaction 3.65
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Intensity 2.5
Stimulation 3.75
Penetration 3
Tightness 3.25
Suction Effect 3.5
Realism 3.5
Variation 1.5
Smoothness -
Orgasm Rating -
Noise -
Lube Use 4.5
Cleanup 4.5
Dry Time 4.5
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beerke69's Review

December 31st, 2014 by beerke69
Owns 15 Sleeves, 12 Ratings, 12 Reviews

I purchased this sleeve to have a less intense texture in my collection, and although it indeed is a very low intense one it still provides for a very nice stimulation.
Going deep and slow this texture sometimes feels even more realistic than the real thing.
Pleasure builds up very slowly, and probably one of the better sleeves to try out edging with.
The different 'rings' are easily noticable and passing through each of these again and again makes for a very soft but pleasurable stimulation.
Since the cut-away picture shows a repeating pattern it could be thought of as being boring. But think again.

Conclusion:
With a repeating pattern and low intense stimulation this texture still should belong in everyone's collection

Score 3.45 Overall Satisfaction 3.45
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Intensity 2.5
Stimulation 4.08
Penetration 3.45
Tightness 3.23
Suction Effect 3.17
Realism 4.25
Variation 0.95
Smoothness 5
Orgasm Rating 3.1
Noise 2.95
Lube Use 0.97
Cleanup 3.83
Dry Time 4.13
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mrbean's Review

December 31st, 2014 by mrbean
Owns 12 Sleeves, 12 Ratings, 12 Reviews

THE ORIFICE: Absolutely beautiful IMO, the second most beautiful pussy of the currently available FLG's. The top honor goes to Stoya. Anyway, Teagan has the most pronounced and gorgeous clit of all the FL girls! And her lips look and feel wonderful as well.

THE ENTRY: When I enter the orifice it feels very real, (it's the most realistic entry of all the ones I own), until I hit the humps, then it feels a little less real. But on a positive note, these lips really grab your penis head when entering!

THE TEXTURE: Well Hump rhymes with Bump and that's exactly what it feels like! But it's not a bad thing. It feels
Ike pushing through a tight ring over and over. I never had anal, but I'd imagine this is what it feels like to push through a tight butthole...and then again and again. (It would've made more sense for this sleeve to have Teagan's butt orifice instead. Especially since the Humps are supposed to be inspired by her gorgeous butt!) I've read that it's supposed to simulate a woman having an orgasm while the muscles surrounding her vagina constrict around your shaft. Well, I've never had that pleasure in reality, so I can't attest to that.

WHAT ABOUT SMALLER GUYS?: The good news. Is that this texture is exactly the same all the way through. On the other hand, the smaller you are the less bumps you feel. I'd imagine longer guys also feel a strong massage on their shaft as they go through more of the texture.

BONUS: Go down on that clit! If you're into that sort of thing. :) TIP: Try it in the shower and it feels very smooth and realistic, you hardly feel the humps. It's like two Fleshlights in one!

mrbean's Fleshlight Reviews for Under Average Sized Guys (TM)
So you can understand my reviews, I'm 4" long x 4.75" circumference, and I'm cut.
Please read the "About Me" section of my Fleshassist profile to find out why I decided to do my reviews.

Conclusion:
It's a nice sleeve to add to your collection. I think larger guys might get more out of it, although it's not bad for smaller guys too.

Score 3.25 Overall Satisfaction 3.95
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Casquetero's Review

October 7th, 2010 by Casquetero
Owns 56 Sleeves, 5 Ratings, 58 Reviews

When introduced , Love Humps was the signature texture for Teagan Presley's - one of the most attractive vaginal orifices from ILF. The texture on the other side, seems to be a "bland" one - a texture that is smooth with a series of large "pillows" that provide the stimulation. Of course, a simple texture like this promises long sessions and not too much intensity.

The Love Humps seems to be a low intensity texture and it is - for a while. Upon initial penetration, this sleeve feels good on the penis with the right amount of intensity: not too intimidating and not too boring. As I continued the sessions, the intensity kept increasing. My penis felt welcomed there and the conflicts began: I wanted to cum inside this sleeve but at the same time I didn't want the session to end. The feeling was extremely good and I felt how the pleasure kept increasing minute by minute. The desire to cum got me rocking and stroking this sleeve in automatic - I didn't even notice the speed I was using at times. When the orgasm arrived it was strong and long at the same time. Orgasms with this sleeve felt like I was drained of sperm while still desiring more.

This sleeve is not a tight sleeve. It feels in the mid level - wide enough to snug your penis, but not too tight to choke it. Removing the FL end cap basically allowed to sharpen the feel of the pillows. Tightening the end cap provided a different feeling, kind of a hand job.

As all Fleshlight, the Love Humps is pretty easy to clean - just open a faucet with cold or warm water and allow the running water to flush the interior. It dries relatively fast when leaving it on open air.

Conclusion:
All aspects considered, the Love Humps is a great sleeve for sessions longer than 45 minutes and specially great for hands free sessions.

 
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ThePowerHouse's Review

June 10th, 2010 by ThePowerHouse
Owns 15 Sleeves, 57 Reviews

As soon as I saw this insert I really wanted to try it because it looked to me like a puffed up Wonder Wave, which you guys know is one of my favorites. It isn't as stimulating as I had expected, but that doesn't sum it up at all. The way it works on you is very subtle but very pleasing. Do remember that it is smooth except for the crevices between the humps so it does like lube. It is a texture that I grab if I want a long session.

 
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Videos & Photos of

Fleshlight Bulletproof and Teagan Presley

Videos

Teagan Presley Promo Play
Teagan Presley Promo

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Teagan Presley Mouth Molding Play
Teagan Presley Mouth Molding

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Photos

Variations of

Bulletproof Fleshlight Sleeve

Bulletproof Image
Teagan Presley's Bulletproof

Orifice: Not classified yet
Discontinued: No
Released: March 2015

Love Humps Image
Teagan Presley's Love Humps

Orifice: Not classified yet
Discontinued: Yes
Released: May 2010

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