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Abbey's Secret Ale
Sex In A Can
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Description:
Pop the top off an Abbey's Secret Ale and you will find instant lust quenching relief! Taking the best parts of the famous Pink Mouth Fleshlight and combining it with the new mini speed bump texture, Sex in a Can is the only way to enjoy some alone time.

Characteristics:
The discreet plastic beer can measures 7.75 inches tall and 2.8 inches wide, making it perfect for blending in with your other little luxuries.

Changing from just 0.75 inch wide to 0.55 inch wide, the mini speed bump sleeve is perfect for those who like intense pleasure!

Case Dimensions: 7.75" x 2.80"
Sleeve Dimensions: 6.80" x 2.60"
Texture: Overall Length: 5.5" (Starts: 1.5" from Orifice)
Texture Diameter: 0.75" (Bumps protrude 0.20")

Orifices:
SIAC Mouth

First Release around September 2009.

Average ratings and rank calculated from 2 user-ratings.

This texture has been discontinued.

There are 3 reviews of this texture, check out what people have to say:

Rayne's Review
2.96

Background: I bought this as part of the 3-pack back when sex in a cans were brought back along with the succu-dry. Impressions: This SIAC features a more feminine looking mouth (Compared to the standard mouth orifice which was all we had before then) which is nice. The canal size and size of the bumps appear to be roughly the same as the regular speed bump texture only the bumps in the mini appe...

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Casquetero's Review

The Abbey's Secret Ale was another of the SIAC v2.0 set sold by ILF during 2009. This SIAC had a mouth orifice and the texture was a scaled down Speed Bump texture. Unfortunately, this SIAC was retired from the market back in April 2010, but it could be resurrected by ILF in the future. As with all SIACs, the first thing that caught your attention was the can form and the label. In this case, A...

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ThePowerHouse's Review

I was astonished at the sensation of this insert when I first tried it and I currently rank this at top for the most intense SIAC. It isn't too intense though, I thoroughly enjoyed my entire session with this SIAC. In my opinion, I would have called it the Mini-STU due to the size of the internal bumps compared to their distance. It will drain you no matter how easy you go at it. I always liked th...

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