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The new Fleshlight Alien has landed, bringing along worlds of pleasure. The exclusive texture combines three of our most popular: it starts out with a couple inches of a Vortex canal followed by the ridge in the middle of the Lotus texture and finishes off with the intense STU texture.

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Characteristics

The new texture is naturally called "Alien" and consists of a combination of three well-known texture elements which have proven in the past to be especially effective. The canal entrance starts with an elliptical chamber, which is covered with the spiral-shaped Vortex texture, and followed by the Lotus node with a tight 0.4 inch (10 mm) wide constriction that continues into the main canal. The main canal is filled from front to back with the wide and closely positioned bumps of the Stamina Training Unit and has a diameter of 0.45 to 0.6 inches (12 - 15 mm) and is therefore comparatively tight. The forward Vortex chamber and the Lotus node are a bit wider and have a diameter of about 0.7 inches (18 mm).

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mrbean's Review

December 31st, 2014 by mrbean

THE ORIFICE: WTF is that!??? Hey, haven't you seen an Alien pussy before? No? Well it's exactly like this! Just kidding...or am I?? Hey, the Freaks line has a big fantasy element in it so why not go along with it? This orifice is highly creative. If you ever fantasized about getting it on with an alien (and who hasn't after seeing Avatar) this really helps get the fantasy going. There's really no... Read More

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Freaks

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Alien Pussy

Release Date:

September 2010

Discontinued:

Yes

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User Reviews:

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Fleshlight Alien Reviews

Found 53 reviews in total

Intensity 4
Stimulation 3.5
Penetration 5
Tightness 2.1
Suction Effect 3.13
Realism 1.1
Variation 3.85
Smoothness 1.2
Orgasm Rating 2.6
Noise 2.25
Lube Use 1.2
Cleanup 1.25
Dry Time 1.82
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mrbean's Review

December 31st, 2014 by mrbean
Owns 12 Sleeves, 12 Ratings, 12 Reviews

THE ORIFICE: WTF is that!??? Hey, haven't you seen an Alien pussy before? No? Well it's exactly like this! Just kidding...or am I?? Hey, the Freaks line has a big fantasy element in it so why not go along with it? This orifice is highly creative. If you ever fantasized about getting it on with an alien (and who hasn't after seeing Avatar) this really helps get the fantasy going. There's really no downside for me. The gorgeous shiny blue color, the ribbed vagina...not to mention the 2 gigantic clits! WOW! Time to turn the tables and probe this Alien!

THE ENTRY: Somewhat loose. The inverted triangular shape of the vagina really sucks your penis in! It feels great rubbing your head on it. Hey, it's really kind of exciting entering it. The orifice is kind of a texture in itself. You really feel the thick ribbed lips.

THE TEXTURE: Again, pretty creative. A vortex followed by a Lotus node, followed by STU bumps. The lotus node starts at about 3 inches in.

WHAT ABOUT SMALLER GUYS?: Here's the deal. Unless you're at least 5 inches (maybe more), I don't think you can pass through the Lotus Node. I'm 4 inches and I can feel my head bump up against it and push it in a bit, but I can't push through it unless I take it out of the case and push it down over my head. That feels intense and amazing and makes me want to come immediately, so I have to pull it off of me. While it's still out of the case, I dangle it over me and lower the narrow end onto my penis, covering it with the sleeve (the STU bumps feel great sliding over my head!) I gotta tell you, it kind of looks like tentacle sex, so if you're into that, then, "bonus!" I highly recommend this sleeve, even for smaller guys. Even though I can only reach the vortex part, I think of it as a Mini-Vortex, and it feels pretty good. So what if you can't reach the other parts? This sleeve has so much else going for it, so I highly recommend it. Even if it's purely for the fantasy element.

BONUS: Go down on it. Ya gotta try it! Also it comes with the dark blue case, but I've never used it. Get a clear case instead! It looks like having sex with some sort of science project! Also, if you soak it in hot water and put it in the clear case, you can see the steam that forms inside adding to the strangeness of it.

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Conclusion:
Did NASA capture and bring back an alien pussy? I'd like to think so!

Score 2.66 Overall Satisfaction 4.2
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Intensity 2.75
Stimulation 3.45
Penetration 2.15
Tightness 2.25
Suction Effect 3.7
Realism 2.05
Variation 1.9
Smoothness 3.25
Orgasm Rating 3.95
Noise 2.85
Lube Use 2.95
Cleanup 4.35
Dry Time 3.35
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fleshaddicted's Review

December 7th, 2023 by fleshaddicted
Owns 11 Sleeves, 3 Ratings, 2 Reviews

The whole sleeve feels sticky (came that way). Like if I touch the outside of it, it will stick to my finger and as I pull my finger away from it will come back and stay attached to my finger. It doesn't have a lot of 'adhesion' but kind of like touching a sticker. The texture inside is enjoyable. I find the entrance is easy to ease into (I'm on the thicker side) than a number of my other sleeves. I find you don't need to have a lot of length to enjoy this one.

Conclusion:
Would buy again. Great for those times when you're watching some Sci-Fi porn and you've got someone dressed up as an Asari or Twi'lek.

Score 3.06 Overall Satisfaction 3.9
1 Thank
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DanTheMan's Review

November 29th, 2023 by DanTheMan
Owns 6 Sleeves, 11 Reviews

I want to believe and it paid off! It really looks like what I imagine an Avatar vagina would look like, especially with the color. The entrance is awesome except lube leaks out of it easily. The big lotus node is wonderful and makes this toy the showstopper it is. If you’re in the market for a freaks toy, this is the correct choice.

Conclusion:
This is the best freaks toy. I like the crazy colors they choose for this line.

 
1 Thank
Intensity 4.5
Stimulation 4.55
Penetration 4.5
Tightness 2.85
Suction Effect 3.8
Realism -
Variation 2.6
Smoothness 4.8
Orgasm Rating 4.7
Noise 4.8
Lube Use 4.9
Cleanup 4.8
Dry Time 4.65
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snazzyboi69's Review

December 7th, 2022 by snazzyboi69
Penis Length: 7.5cm Girth: 5.5cm
Owns 44 Sleeves, 40 Ratings, 40 Reviews

Introduction:
I am a 22 year old male. I am 7.5" long on average, with a girth of 5.5". I have over 20 Fleshlights in my collection. This is what I think of this sleeve:

Review:
This sleeve is in my top 10. Its like the best of the STU, but with an interesting orifice, and a lotus node, and it just sends me to the moon. ive regularly decided to go for multi hour long flights with this sleeve because I just enjoy it that much. If you are thinking of getting an STU id push you to choose Alien instead if its available to you at the time or you are willing to wait. You shouldnt be disappointed if you do

Conclusion:
100% worth adding to the collection, favorite sleeve in my collection. If you want an STU, get this instead. its an STU with a lotus node which just brings it to a whole different level

Score 4.34 Overall Satisfaction 4.95
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Intensity 3.5
Stimulation 4
Penetration 3
Tightness 2
Suction Effect 3.5
Realism 3
Variation 4
Smoothness 4
Orgasm Rating 3.5
Noise 3.5
Lube Use 3.1
Cleanup 3.95
Dry Time 2
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UnicornMunt's Review

December 29th, 2017 by UnicornMunt
Owns 17 Sleeves, 7 Ratings, 1 Review

The orifice doesn't exactly turn me on but the curiosity got the best of me! The opening is not as tight as some other sleeves. I could even slip in when semi-flaccid. The spiral chamber really hugs and grips my shaft and an overall exciting feeling for my head and frenulum. It does eat up a nice amount of lube though. Playing just the tip is rather fun too. The best part is when popping the lotus node. It's a nice dramatic change of texture. The bumps are a bit wider than the Stamina Training Unit's bumps. They aren't too different from each other. As I get close to climax, they really do their job giving me a pillowy snuggle. Being all the way in for my orgasm is a nice intense time! The tight grip of the lotus node while I'm at the pillowy bumps really makes this sleeve work well.

Conclusion:
This is a nice sleeve for longer sessions with a climax that is really out of this world.

Score 3.29 Overall Satisfaction 3
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Intensity 3.9
Stimulation 3.65
Penetration 2.95
Tightness 2.7
Suction Effect 2.85
Realism 3.35
Variation 4.85
Smoothness 4.7
Orgasm Rating 3.7
Noise 4.9
Lube Use 3
Cleanup 3.65
Dry Time 3.65
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fleshhippie's Review

December 24th, 2017 by fleshhippie
Owns 17 Sleeves, 17 Ratings, 17 Reviews

This is a weird sleeve, and I go back and forth on it (love it, use it a few more times, get tired of it, put it away for a while, repeat). First, the orifice and initial penetration are not tight at all, you can just slip in. The first chamber is very loose, and you can play in it forever. Tightening the cap does not making the initial chamber noticeably tighter. This is also a fun chamber to just spin the FL in and that's a cool feeling. Once you get past the opening chamber, the node is really stimulating, and then the STU-like final chamber is super tight and great to finish in. I don't love this sleeve, but it is a great addition to the collection. If you're curious, I say pull the trigger. If you're wavering, maybe get something else

Conclusion:
The difference chambers are very stark here - wide, loose opening that you could fly in for days, followed by a fun lotus node and then a tight STU finish - and you are given a lot of room to play in each. This isn't my favorite sleeve, but its a good one. Orifice is very loose.

Score 3.70 Overall Satisfaction 3.9
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Intensity 3.2
Stimulation 4.3
Penetration 4.8
Tightness 2.2
Suction Effect 3.45
Realism 3.45
Variation 3.55
Smoothness 2.85
Orgasm Rating 3.35
Noise 0.55
Lube Use 3.95
Cleanup 4.3
Dry Time 3.55
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girthreviews' Review

December 14th, 2017 by girthreviews
Owns 55 Sleeves, 29 Ratings, 29 Reviews

Alien

–Reviews For Girthy (or more-sensitive) Guys–

TL;DR sleeve summary: 9/10, as fun visually as it is pleasurable to use. Like a STU with variety... soft, and lovely to thrust hard into, while still keeping medium intensity. Only caveat is its inescapable loudness at the entrance.

Sleeves work completely differently depending on girth, so these reviews are here to help average-length girthy guys find the textures that fit best. Those with sensitive members may also find this info helpful, as the effect is similar even if not 100% comparable. Whether due to girth or sensitivity, you don’t want textures that scrape badly.

Info for reference: just under 6” length, 7” shaft girth with a 5.5” head that’s fairly sensitive; all sessions done with sleeve flaps cut off (for looseness) + Fleshlight warmed & locked down horizontally to thrust into (for better feeling sensations). If you’re girthy, but not 7” girthy, awesome – way more sleeves will work for you! Average these reviews with others, according to where on the girth spectrum you fall.

NOTE: if a sleeve works poorly for your girth due to the case allowing no more room to stretch, cutting a layer off the sleeve’s ring (that sits behind the case’s ring) can work wonders to reduce pressure and let you feel everything better. Just be careful of the sleeve falling out if used vertically, and always test out small adjustments before modding a sleeve any amount.

Needs girth mod: No. It feels a little softer after modification, but was perfectly-fine before.

Smoothness: 7/10. There‘s some strength to the vortex and lotus node section, but overall it really doesn’t scrape badly. The entrance is also especially wide, which is good for girth.

Intensity: 6/10. It‘s not the most-intense, which is great for building stamina in longer sessions. It’s pleasurable without pushing you too hard.

Sensation: 9/10. The sleeve takes three elements from other basic textures and makes them synergize. You stretch each section out enough that they aren’t hyper-distinct, but flow together gently with each thrust. Best way to describe it is as just feeling “soft and squishy” all over.

Intensity During Orgasm: 7/10. Though not completely insane, the lotus node and STU texture at the back are quite stimulating, so be wary if you get sensitive while finishing.

Conclusion:
Overall Experience: 9/10. A great, safe texture to go back to repeatedly, and an interesting one to add to any collection. Beware, though, as the sleeve is loud no matter how you use it, which may stop it from being a go-to sleeve for you.

Score 3.43 Overall Satisfaction 4.5
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Intensity 4.3
Stimulation 5
Penetration 5
Tightness 4.2
Suction Effect 4.7
Realism 2.95
Variation 3.1
Smoothness 4.55
Orgasm Rating 5
Noise 2.85
Lube Use 3.35
Cleanup 4.5
Dry Time 5
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bsp01's Review

December 20th, 2023 by bsp01
Owns 11 Sleeves, 7 Ratings, 4 Reviews

I had to have one of these when they were offered. I'm not sure why, probably because it was blue, and weird, maybe because I'm an X-Files fan.

Not sure how they all ship, but mine shipped with a gloss black case that really made the pearlescent blue stand out. I might be wrong, but I feel like the material is slightly different too. Perfectly fine, but different. Maybe it's the blue coloring that changes it a little.

This one looks great and freaky with the kind of "gaping maw" orifice and double clitoris molding. Looks aside though, this is one of my favorite sleeves to date.

The vortex swirl texture right at the opening combined with the lotus is bliss. While it's great all the way through into the STU type bumps, the magic is the first part of the sleeve. It just feels great, and with the right suction and lube, this creature will suck you back in when you're almost out.

This is a sleeve that is fun to take time and enjoy the sensations, slowly for me, because too much and I'm done. When you decide you've had enough it doesn't take long before the Alien is extracting your seed. One of the few sleeves I've tried that, once done, I just laid there and said out loud, "holy f*ck."

I don't usually mention cleanup or noise as I feel like most readers of these reviews know already, all sleeves make some noise, and require a good bit of cleanup. Alien is no more noisy than any other sleeve, and cleanup is typical of any.

Conclusion:
If you're in the mood for something weird and mind blowing, this blue DNA extractor will get the job done in a way you're going to like.

Score 4.22 Overall Satisfaction 4.55
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mikeylikesiit's Review

December 4th, 2023 by mikeylikesiit
Owns 21 Sleeves, 12 Ratings, 5 Reviews

I don't use this sleeve too often but when I do the flights are always amazing. While I have always appreciated the lotus nodes i found them a bit boring on their own but this sleeve brings together the best of both worlds. The rippling internal texture of the STU and the satisfying lotus node.

Upon interest the lotus node provides a pressure and release like feeling as you push through into the ripples of the STU. What I like about the sleeve is that the experience is what you make it, slow and mild to wild fast and intense (please add extra lube). This thing drinks lube but it's definitely worth it and i think this thing shines when the lube is wet. This isn't a sleeve I grab after a long day but rather a sleeve when I'm feeling adventurous or want to prolong and really enjoy the experience.

Conclusion:
A great sleeve that combines the best of both worlds, the first being the lotus nodes and the second being the STU ripples. This sleeve is really what you make it, slow and mild edging or intense and wild milking, it's kind of what makes it special.

 
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Intensity 3.15
Stimulation 3.65
Penetration 3.35
Tightness 2.9
Suction Effect 3.75
Realism 3
Variation 3.1
Smoothness 4.1
Orgasm Rating 4.05
Noise 3.8
Lube Use 1.95
Cleanup 3.9
Dry Time 3.8
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Bookwyrm's Review

October 23rd, 2023 by Bookwyrm
Owns 30 Sleeves, 20 Ratings, 20 Reviews

This is my 6th full size fleshlight and my 1st of the freaks line. It is a nice blue color with a unique vagina design. I am on the shorter side so I can only reach the front end of the texture. The opening is pretty loose and then has a nice grip. It has a good suction to it with a nice milking effect. With the loose entrance it works well with my partner controlling it. It does use more lube than my other FL and usually requires a second application.

Conclusion:
Good choice from the Freaks line. Will stay in top rotation and one of my favorites for the wife to use on me

Score 3.45 Overall Satisfaction 3.8
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Intensity 3.1
Stimulation 3.75
Penetration 3.2
Tightness 3.1
Suction Effect 3.15
Realism 2.6
Variation 3.7
Smoothness 3.5
Orgasm Rating 3.95
Noise 3.6
Lube Use 3.75
Cleanup 3.95
Dry Time 4.55
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Purrito's Review

December 27th, 2022 by Purrito
Penis Length: 8.5cm Girth: 6.5cm
Owns 37 Sleeves, 25 Ratings, 13 Reviews

Introduction:
Preface: I haven't used that many textures, so my ability to compare one to another isn't robust. I measure about 8.5" in length and about 6.5" in circumference (when especially aroused it can be closer to 9in and 7in around, which can 'bottom out' textures).

Review:
8.5 Length, 6.5 Circ;
Of the freaks, I only have Alien and Drac, and alien is significantly better (there's no one I'd recommend Drac for, but alien at least fills a niche). Alien for me is all about the orifice, which is one of the loosest/gentlest entry-chambers out there. The first chamber is quite open, but the lotus node and 'stamina chamber' after that are significantly tighter/more intense. It's a nice balance, but I find the rear half of the sleeve a bit boring. Definitely a sleeve I can use with more aggressive thrusts (until I really, really cannot--I find that moment sneaks up on me with Alien).

I've resolved that for me it's mostly a stamina sleeve, but the big triangle lips do also provide an unusual 'kiss the balls' sensation when bottoming out, and sometimes that's what I'm looking for. Absolutely no trouble drying with an air dryer; lube use is a bit more than with other sleeves as there's more labia to accommodate.





Conclusion:
Overall looser and more repetitive than I prefer for a texture-varied sleeve, but it's nice to have that variety. I wouldn't replace it if something happened to mine, but I don't hate it either.

Score 3.61 Overall Satisfaction 4.7
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Intensity 3.7
Stimulation 4.7
Penetration 3.75
Tightness 3.5
Suction Effect -
Realism 3.4
Variation 2.75
Smoothness 3.3
Orgasm Rating 4.4
Noise -
Lube Use 3.55
Cleanup 3.7
Dry Time 3.25
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BrenTemp's Review

December 22nd, 2022 by BrenTemp
Owns 18 Sleeves, 14 Ratings, 4 Reviews

Introduction:
I always FLy hands free and am about 6" in length not sure on girth, average I guess. I always warm the sleeve before use using the warm water method.

Review:
This sleeve is quite different in feel as the material they used seems more slick than the regular material they use in their regular line of sleeves which makes it a little less realistic than I'd like however I really like the cool shiny blue appearance of this sleeve, I guess all this adds to the "alien" aspect of the fantasy.

The textures they've used within the sleeve are good which includes my favorite the Lotus node but it usually takes me a longer time in this sleeve to finish than my FLG sleeves due to the more smooth/slick feeling of the material.

I bought this one as more of a collector's item and I'm glad that I have it but as I hold realism as the most important aspect, this one tends to be low in my rotation.

Lube use is ok, I tend to need to reapply at least once with this sleeve but that does not bother me too much.

Dry time for me is pretty good (hang dried with fan) but I always check inside at the lotus node before packing away to ensure no moisture remains.

Orgasm Rating is good with all sleeves for me and this one is about the same as the others.

Conclusion:
A cool looking sleeve with the shiny blue appearance and great idea for the fantasy aspect, the material feels different to the regular sleeves but overall it's a good but not top sleeve. It's cool to have as a collectors item and great for mixing things up a bit. I would not recommend it as a first sleeve but it's a good addition to any collection.

Score 3.70 Overall Satisfaction 4.35
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Intensity 3.5
Stimulation 3.5
Penetration 3.5
Tightness 3
Suction Effect 4
Realism -
Variation 3.5
Smoothness 4
Orgasm Rating 5
Noise 3.5
Lube Use 3.5
Cleanup 4
Dry Time 4
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PO0000OP's Review

December 13th, 2022 by PO0000OP
Owns 15 Sleeves, 13 Ratings, 13 Reviews

For context, I am 5.5" L with a 5" girth.


I hadn't planned to buy anything during the Halloween sale, but /u/FreaksFan posted an incredible writeup on the Freaks line, and I just couldn't resist Alien. I've been holding off on writing a review for a while, but here it is. I've used this sleeve approximately 15 times.


Let's break it down section by section:


Entrance:
For some folks, this is the main appeal of the sleeve. For me, I almost didn't buy this one because of the appearance. I will say, however, that it has grown on me over time. There's something about the absolutely massive, funky, triangular entrance that feels exotic, yet familiar. It's a refreshing change of pace.


0" - 2":
The swirls here feel absolutely phenomenal on the head as you enter and exit the sleeve. They're just the right amount of intense to keep things exciting but not crazy unless you focus on this section specifically. If you do choose to tease yourself with this section, beware as it probably won't be for very long lol!

2" - 3.5":

This is my first proper lotus node. I own Cream and Creampuff which have some lotus-like elements, but this is the genuine article. I can see why people love them. There's a satisfying tightness and then a pop as you push through.

3.5 - 4":
Waiting on the other side of that lotus node is the STU texture. What can I say? It's a bunch of bumps. It feels pretty great. Depending upon how much lube you use, it will range anywhere from mild and smooth to super intense. This sleeve is very versatile, and it's nice to be able to adjust to whatever mood you're in. Sessions can range from minutes to hours if you're up for it.

The rest of the sleeve just repeats. I guess if it ain't broke, don't fix it. The STU texture excels at what it does.

Conclusion:
I love it! I really didn't think I was going to adore this sleeve as much as I do. I've found myself consistently reaching for it over some of my other sleeves. I like the fact that I can easily adjust the intensity to what I want at any given moment. I think this would make a perfect first sleeve or one to round out a collection.

Score 3.81 Overall Satisfaction 4.5
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Intensity 2.5
Stimulation 3.05
Penetration 4.5
Tightness 2.5
Suction Effect 2.75
Realism 0.95
Variation 2.2
Smoothness 2.7
Orgasm Rating 3.45
Noise 3.5
Lube Use 2.55
Cleanup 3.85
Dry Time 3.45
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shibble_dibble's Review

December 7th, 2022 by shibble_dibble
Owns 11 Sleeves, 11 Ratings, 1 Review

I picked this up not too long ago during the may 4th sale and have used it plenty since.

Appearance: Well it's definitely different, but then again blue aliens are a staple and gives you plenty to work with for your imagination.
Noise: Not too noisy at all
Penetration: Very nice with the spirals in the vortex, and you can really feel when you hit that lotus node.
Intensity: Not really intense unless you're just working the vortex and node but still pretty nice for edging.

Conclusion:
While it's not going to take you to the moon, it'll definitely stay in your rotation for something a bit different

Score 2.99 Overall Satisfaction 3.95
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Intensity 3.85
Stimulation 4.4
Penetration 4
Tightness 3.7
Suction Effect -
Realism 3.6
Variation 4.15
Smoothness 3.55
Orgasm Rating 4.75
Noise 3.85
Lube Use 4.05
Cleanup 3.75
Dry Time 3.45
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CollegeGuy1's Review

January 5th, 2022 by CollegeGuy1
Owns 11 Sleeves, 11 Ratings, 10 Reviews

This was my first fleshlight I ever bought, and perhaps my favorite one ever. The orfice makes it very easy to insert yourself hands free which is convenient and the color is great. Inside, the initial spiral section is great to use on your head and the lotus node and beyond are amazing as well. Unfortunately, mine has developed a tear at the lotus node after several years but this may due to having a seven inch girth. Absolutely buying another sleeve when they release it in the orignal solid blue color

Conclusion:
Easy to insert with a variety of sensations. May be my favorite sleeve of all time out of my 10 or so, absolutely worth the buy.

Score 3.99 Overall Satisfaction 4.75
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Intensity 3.5
Stimulation 4
Penetration 3
Tightness 3.6
Suction Effect 3.5
Realism -
Variation 3.6
Smoothness 3.6
Orgasm Rating 4
Noise 3.4
Lube Use 3.5
Cleanup 3.8
Dry Time 3.5
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Alien Review

December 19th, 2021 by Anonymous
Owns 9 Sleeves, 9 Ratings, 9 Reviews

Alien is a very interesting sleeve for the fact that it has a unique entrance to it. Like the other freaks I think the main draw of this one is the fantasy element. In terms of the actual sleeve I would say it is fairly good. I like the first part with the vortex and the lotus node, but I am not a fan of the STU part. I find the STU part to be very tight and hard to use since it does not allow for easy in and out movements. The vortex and lotus node is very nice though and is very stimulated, it is also not very tight. Clean up is a little longer than normal, and drying is not too bad, just make sure the water doesn't collect in the lotus node.

Conclusion:
Overall a nice fantasy sleeve, the beginning is good but the STU part is less enjoyable.

Score 3.61 Overall Satisfaction 3.9
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Intensity 3.5
Stimulation 3.55
Penetration 3.35
Tightness 2.35
Suction Effect 3.55
Realism 1.45
Variation 3.55
Smoothness 3.65
Orgasm Rating 4.15
Noise 4.55
Lube Use 3
Cleanup 4.55
Dry Time 4.55
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DerFicker0817's Review

December 19th, 2021 by DerFicker0817
Owns 34 Sleeves, 31 Ratings, 31 Reviews

I really like the idea of the Freaks lineup, so instantly bought this sleeve when I saw it was on sale again.
After unboxing it I noticed a chemical smell that didn't wore of fully even after multiple uses and cleanings.
It's one of the wider sleeves but I like to have some variation in that department. Penetration and Stimulation are on average.
Sadly it seems to have a slightly smaller diameter, so sometimes it slips into the case while using.

Conclusion:
Alien is not my favourite Fleshlight but I think it's a fun toy nontheless (especially for the Halloween season)

Score 3.56 Overall Satisfaction 4.1
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mmmraz69's Review

December 15th, 2021 by mmmraz69
Owns 10 Sleeves, 5 Ratings, 9 Reviews

Had the original when I first came out. My first Fleshlight ever and it was intense. Cleaning was a hastle and the material wasn't superskin which actually was way more sensitive for bad drying conditions. I never understood why they wouldn't make this with the superskin material. Felt pretty smooth and overal good experience despite the mess afterwards.

Conclusion:
Non-superskin weirdo. Smooth and rather stimulating but annoying to clean. Would not buy again unless it came in the superskin material.

 
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Intensity 3.9
Stimulation 4.25
Penetration 4.5
Tightness 3.25
Suction Effect 3.9
Realism 3.5
Variation 3.8
Smoothness 3.8
Orgasm Rating 4.25
Noise 4.6
Lube Use 4.5
Cleanup 4.6
Dry Time 4.5
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revtwentyseven's Review

December 15th, 2021 by revtwentyseven
Owns 75 Sleeves, 50 Ratings, 47 Reviews

Welcome to another review by yours truly, revtwentyseven!

A few points of info when reading my reviews:

I am circumcised, use Gun Oil H20 lube, and generally FLy several times with each sleeve, including once immediately prior to the review. Most of my reviews reference how that review FLight was accomplished.

Now on to the review for the: Alien Fleshlight

How I got it: I bought this in October 2021 during the Freaks Halloween Sale. Originally a product that was on sale constantly, this particular FL is only on sale once a year, but I still wanted to review it in case particular buyers consider purchasing this next Halloween season.

Aesthetics: Wow. If you imagined what a extraterrestrial vulva might look like, wonder no more. The pearlescent blue color with a triangular vulva and two clitorises (clitori?) is very visually stimulating and even gets you wondering what that might feel like if a real alien were to enjoy that vulva.

Lube: As mentioned in the intro, I use Gun Oil H2O, which is a water-based lubricant. DO NOT USE the original silicone variant of lube or any silicone or oil lube. I did need to use a bit more lube due to the "lotus node" in order to better thrust through it, but it's worth it.

Noise: Due to needing a bit more looser environment (thus loosening the cap) to thrust with this particular FL, there wasn't too much noise. It's not totally silent, but unless you had your door open or someone actually in the room, no one would particularly notice the noise.

Penetration: Penetration surprisingly felt rather good. Some of this might be the visual imagery or even a overactive imagination, but going into the intro spiral (originally called the Vortex texture) felt really nice. Then I hit up upon Fleshlight's famous (infamous?) Lotus Node. Eventually, it gave way, giving me a nice snug feel before landing into a bunch of bumps, the familiar sensation of a STU (Stamina Training Unit). Then I pulled back, feeling myself exit back out into the Vortex, and then thrusted back in again. In all, while these are staple textures in the FL lineup, the combination leads to a nice penetration sensation that encourages you to keep going.

Intensity: Admittedly, this sleeve is initially not as intense as it looks. But over time, especially if you spend a lot of time in the STU region of the Alien, you will start to feel your cock expand, and you will really begin to feel those bumps. And if you've used a STU before... you know what they can do (and if not, the short of the story is that it will ramp up the intensity until you blow).

Orgasm: With a FL, there are three orgasms that tend to come about (pun intended). One is a gentle buildup that leads to a nice orgasm. Another is one that causes you to cum without warning. The last is a "when you blow, you know." The Alien is something of a second and third type if you don't master the STU area, and a first and third type if you have. Admittedly, in this review FLight I let the STU bumps take me over the edge a little sooner than I would have liked, but it was still an enjoyable release.

Cleanup: The Alien's Lotus node does make this FL a little challenging to clean, but ample amounts of warm to slightly hot water will get that rinsed out. To be sure, rinse from both ends.

Now, if you have the Fleshlight AIR, drying is a breeze. Dry the outer sleeve and the case, put the sleeve back in the case, with neither lid on and screw in the FL to the AIR and turn the AIR on. Two presses of the on button (40 minutes) I have found will suffice. Unscrew from AIR, recap the FL and it's ready to go again. If you don't have a AIR, Paper Towels (and quality paper towels, not store brand economy towels) are your next best friend. Run them through the canal a few times (be careful not to tear them). Then leave out in open air to dry (if you need to conceal the sleeve, stick in a old (but clean) t-shirt loosely to allow air to vent.

Conclusion:
Although not the top of the line of FL sleeves, the Alien is now a limited edition purchase available once a year that FL collectors should seriously ponder buying when it's available. It's a bit out there for a sleeve (pun intended), but for vivid fantasies or those who want tried and true textures, one won't be disappointed.

Score 4.10 Overall Satisfaction 4
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Intensity 2.25
Stimulation 2.4
Penetration 3
Tightness 4
Suction Effect 3.9
Realism 0.7
Variation 2
Smoothness 5
Orgasm Rating 3.55
Noise 5
Lube Use 5
Cleanup 5
Dry Time 5
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knifebro69's Review

January 11th, 2021 by knifebro69
Owns 10 Sleeves, 10 Ratings, 9 Reviews

Hello everybody. It’s knifebro69 and I hope you’re feeling fine. If you would like to find me on Reddit, my username is /u/knifebro69 if you have any questions. I also have a YouTube account that goes by the same name.


Pre-Game: Overall I was excited for the Alien sleeve. It has been hyped up over the years and I wanted to see how it was in reality.

Penetration: Overall you can’t really tell that it is an alien pussy orifice. You can notice some slight differences, but nothing major. Penetration was equal to Tasty or Destroya. Some good pussy, but not anything crazy tight.

Intensity/Stimulation: Overall the only thing really giving you stimulation here is the lotus node. I was surprised how low on intensity it was. It was still a great lotus node, but overall nothing crazy.

Orgasms: The orgasms took a longer time to get to because of the lower stimulation. But with the constant tip teaser of the lotus node, when orgasm was reached it was great.

Clean Up/Dry Time: Clean up and dry time were both about average. Nothing too hard to take care of.

Sound: Quieter than average.

Conclusion:
Unless you really want the novelty of an alien pussy, not a must have. Lower stimulation, and pretty average stats in other categories across the board. The lotus node was nice though.

Score 3.56 Overall Satisfaction 3.1
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Intensity 2.35
Stimulation 2.5
Penetration 3.6
Tightness 3
Suction Effect 3.65
Realism 3.15
Variation 2.75
Smoothness 4.45
Orgasm Rating 3.5
Noise 3.5
Lube Use 3.35
Cleanup 3.85
Dry Time 3.85
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ldb1000's Review

December 29th, 2020 by ldb1000
Owns 28 Sleeves, 28 Ratings, 23 Reviews

Introduction:
I am 6.5 inches maximum bone-pressed, but usually only feel the first 5 inches of the sleeve the most. Usually use with the cap off, with sleeve warmer, and Gun Oil lube. I try to make sessions 30 minutes or longer. I hardly ever pull out.

Review:
I gotta say I'm unfortunately a little disappointed by this sleeve. I've long since wanted it, especially being a rare sleeve, but the exotic alien orifice is just so tantalizing and irresistible. Who hasn't fantasized about fucking some hot alien chick? With this you could finally realize your fantasy of fucking a blue Twi'lek from Star Wars. Once the Freaks 2020 line returned, I knew I had to get one. While not relevant, I do want to disclose I got this sleeve for free so I cant complain too much, but my opinion still stands. After about one use, the outer layer of blue paint on the clear sleeve started to peel off. This is already a well documented flaw in this sleeve and will most likely not be returning next year. I ended up buying and purchasing a backup classic Alien at a local store.

In regards to the texture itself, it's fine. The main standout is the lotus node, as this was my first sleeve with a lotus node. The spiraled entrance is nice but not nearly as stimulating as it looks. And unfortunately, the STU tunnel at the end I found underwhelming and hardly noticeable. It's an old sleeve, so it's simple, and there's nothing wrong with that. But there's very little in variation. It's a little loose, a very smooth ride, and makes quite a bit of noise, I dont use suction but it works well with this sleeve. Keep in mind, I have not fully broken this in, only going on several flights with it, but these are my initial impressions.

I look forward to spending more time with it and hopefully coming to appreciate it. I would like to see Fleshlight bring this back next year with some minor improvements. Perhaps a new color such as a green color to represent a different species (Gamora, Star Trek slave girls, or a green Twi'lek) or even a flesh color to represent some strange human like space chick. If they manage to perfect the airbrushing technique without paint peeling off, I'd like to see the colored sleeve but with a pinkish red vulva interior as a red blooded Alien vagina might look. Just a thought.

Conclusion:
Overall, a slightly disappointing experience with a highly popular sleeve. Will take some more time to fully appreciate it. The standout feature is the crazy vagina and the lotus node.

Score 3.35 Overall Satisfaction 3.45
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Intensity 4.45
Stimulation 4
Penetration 3.9
Tightness 2.75
Suction Effect 2.95
Realism 2.7
Variation 3.7
Smoothness 3.2
Orgasm Rating 3.95
Noise 3.6
Lube Use 3.5
Cleanup 4.75
Dry Time 2.9
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Alien Review

December 14th, 2020 by Anonymous
Owns 14 Sleeves, 14 Ratings, 14 Reviews

I have the clear edition of the alien sleeve from the 2020 limited run. Incidentally I guess there have been a lot of production issues with this specific sleeve, as it was pulled from the website. I was even given a full refund for it, so effectively it cost me nothing, which is honestly pretty cool. I've had it over a month now and used it several times without any of the issues others have reported, such as the front colored section separating from the clear part of the sleeve or discoloration/peeling of the blue area. Since mine seems to not have problems, I can't really comment on the severity of these issues when present.

The texture itself on this one is amazing. I understand its basically three of FL's popular textures rolled into one. You start in a Vortex chamber that's twisty and intense. Then you pop through a lotus node and move into a STU texture. If I'm being honest, I struggle to reach too far into the last one, however this is my first sleeve with a lotus node, and it is fantastic. It adds a sense of realism to this sleeve that I wasn't expecting which is a huge plus.

The oriface, while perhaps exaggerated for the freaks line, is a bit wider than a normal FL and sort of tapers as you get inside, which is quite enjoyable. It's easy to get inside but doesn't sacrifice much sensation.

Conclusion:
Since I haven't had any issues and it was basically free, I'm very happy with this sleeve. Hopefully they will bring it back in the classic colorway so that more people can enjoy it without any fuss. I would highly recommend it on the merits of the texture alone, it's probably one of the best sleeves I've got.

Score 3.58 Overall Satisfaction 3.8
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Intensity 2.8
Stimulation 3.05
Penetration 2.55
Tightness 2.6
Suction Effect 2.55
Realism 1.6
Variation 2.6
Smoothness 3.55
Orgasm Rating 2.75
Noise 2.5
Lube Use 3.65
Cleanup 2.5
Dry Time 2.65
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JuanAfokme's Review

December 2nd, 2020 by JuanAfokme
Owns 10 Sleeves, 8 Ratings, 8 Reviews

Introduction:
My measurements: 7” x 5.75”C

Review:
For reference I’m 6.5” long and 5.25 in girth,

The appearance can’t be faulted, colour looks great and a very inviting orifice. The feel of the texture wasn’t as great as what I was hoping for. I’m not a pornstar but wouldn’t say I’m on the small size and the head of my penis just pushes into the STU section. I think because of the flex of the material you really do have to push into that section and due to my size you don’t get to experience much of the STU section and the vortex chamber and lotus node seemed to merge into one and is on the looser side. If I was about an inch longer maybe I would’ve experienced the STU section more and enjoyed it but for my length there wasn’t much to enjoy, simply a loose entry, hit a wall, push through into the wall but only just make it in deep enough for the head.

Conclusion:
Underwhelming but interesting and probably more suited for the well endowed

Score 2.66 Overall Satisfaction 1.95
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Intensity 3.95
Stimulation 4.1
Penetration 3.95
Tightness 3.5
Suction Effect 4.6
Realism 3.5
Variation 3.45
Smoothness 4.15
Orgasm Rating 4.45
Noise 4.1
Lube Use 3.5
Cleanup 4
Dry Time 4.15
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FLair's Review

December 2nd, 2020 by FLair
Owns 68 Sleeves, 68 Ratings, 28 Reviews

Introduction:
This review is made purely out of my personal experience/opinion and judged after atleast 10 sessions to break the sleeve in completely. Typically used in shower with the shower mount after having heated up the sleeve and the lube.

Review:
The Alien, my favourite texture among my collection of freaks sleeves, is a unique combination in perfect format of three very different textures that all work together to create the perfect other worldly orgasmic experience. Firstly and most noticeably of this sleeve is the vibrant blue colour, which is mainly what is so appealing aesthetically to me about this sleeve is how different it is to everything else fleshlight offers, and also the twin clit orifice. The entry of the Alien pussy is quite wide compared to everything else in my collection of around 100 fleshlights, while not very tight, the advantage this has is that repeated rapid insertions is very easy and super stimulating. The inner texture itself uses a combination of the Vortex, Lotus and Stamina Training Unit textures in exactly that order. The Vortex section being the widest in diameter of the whole canal quickly tightens straight into the ever stimulating Lotus node and then again immediately into the engulfing S.T.U canal of super stimulating tightly packed nubs along with a tighter canal diameter yet again. The sensations this texture provides are amazing, with the stimulation from the canal diameter changes to the amazing Lotus node and S.T.U. bumps, is just a great combination for an awesome session with the sleeve that has a tendency to get better the longer you can last with it, ramping up to a knee weakening orgasm. I am a huge fan of this texture and really like the high level of stimulation and the way that it seems to get kind of more intense the closer you get to orgasm without being overwhelming, and that makes it perfect for edging. In my opinion there are few textures that beat this sleeve. The only downside is dry time with this texture in the Lotus node and S.T.U. bumps in that they kind of hold water in them after cleaning, but still easy to clean and dry time doesn't really bother me.

Conclusion:
Overall the Alien is cool looking sleeve, very unique design and great texture combination. I really like the wide opening of the orifice for the easy rapid insertions that only a few sleeves can offer. It is great on lube use and super stimulating without being overwhelming, perfect for edging. Could easily recommend to first time buyers and veterans alike. Only downside is dry time if that is something that you're looking to avoid.

Score 3.98 Overall Satisfaction 4.25
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Intensity 3.35
Stimulation 4.3
Penetration 4.05
Tightness 4.15
Suction Effect 1.95
Realism 2.5
Variation 4
Smoothness 4.1
Orgasm Rating 4.85
Noise 3.5
Lube Use 3.7
Cleanup 3.8
Dry Time 2.45
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stiffpoles' Review

October 3rd, 2020 by stiffpoles
Penis Length: 7.25cm Girth: 5.75cm
Owns 64 Sleeves, 45 Ratings, 35 Reviews

Introduction:
Julio's back, back, back again! I am a highly educated, motivated, ambitious, and not to mention, a sexy Latino here! I'm always up for fun, interesting, open-minded people, looking to have some fun! I'm an 7.5 in. long and 5.75 inch girth. I inspect each sleeve for texture, uniformity and I use the sleeve 3 times before committing to a review. That way the summary is thorough and as detailed as possible. I have a large collection of fleshlight products (64). So, let's go help you make a well informed decision when you go to purchase a fleshlight. It's time to review our next Fleshlight!

Review:
I'm Julio! I'm an 7.25 in. long and 5.75 inch girth. I inspect each sleeve for texture, uniformity and I use the sleeve 3 times before committing to a review. That way I'm thorough and as detailed as possible. Your ticket to find out exactly what you want before you buy. It's time to review our next Fleshlight!

The Alien sleeve may look unique but the textures inside will be familiar to many Fleshlight fans. The Alien texture is actually a combination of three popular Fleshlight elements which come together to make something wholly new and exciting.

The double-clitoris design of the Alien pussy orifice means that the entrance is noticeably more open than other designs. Once inside, the first part has the spiraling rigid walls of the Vortex texture. This leads on to a Lotus Node and a tight constriction of 0.4 inch (10 mm).

The final section, starting just over 3” (7.5 cm) in and continuing for the length of the sleeve, is covered in wide raised bumps, mimicking the intense surface texture of the Stamina Training Unit (STU) sleeve.

I have to admit that the Alien orifice does not look as appealing to me as some of the more realistic orifices. It also feels fairly loose, compared to others I have tried.

The Vortex canal is the first part of the sleeve and this feels great, drawing the penis in and stimulating the head from all sides. The Lotus node comes next, and the sensation of ‘popping’ through the tight passage more than makes up for the loose sleeve entrance.

This is my favorite part of this sleeve and I enjoyed teasing myself a little by popping in and out through the node a few times before going deeper. Once you do push further in, the tight ‘neck’ of the Lotus creates a nice grip below the glans.
The final part of the Alien is the longest part of the canal, with multiple nodes all around the sides. This texture is also used on the Stamina Training Unit, used to improve your ‘staying power’; it is one of the more intense Fleshlight textures available.

The final section is tighter than the first, and the large bumps make it feel tighter still. I did not get very far into the third section but the bumps felt great and certainly took me to a pretty fast orgasm. When approaching an orgasm, the sensation is quite intense, almost too intense on the sensitive head of the penis.

There is a great variety of sensations in the sleeve. The first part is quite loose and fun when you’re looking for less intense stroking. When you go through the lotus node the sleeve gets much more intense.


Conclusion:
Overall I wasn’t blown away by the Alien Fleshlight. I was expecting more as it combines two of my favorite Fleshlights textures; Vortex and Lotus node. And the first third of the sleeve is excellent. I just wasn’t fond of the STU-like last part. If you’re into sci-fi porn then the Alien is a must have. Also, if you have a short and thick penis, then this alien might be your true love.

Score 3.65 Overall Satisfaction 4.45
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Intensity 3.3
Stimulation 3.35
Penetration 4.25
Tightness 2.55
Suction Effect 4.35
Realism 3.05
Variation 2.5
Smoothness 3.7
Orgasm Rating 4
Noise 1
Lube Use 3.4
Cleanup 3.85
Dry Time 3.8
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Alien Review

July 26th, 2020 by Anonymous
Owns 20 Sleeves, 1 Rating, 1 Review

FLying with this sleeve is always joyful. The orifice is like no other, the unique case is awesome. I've owned this one for years and occasionally come back now and then for a little change in the realm of fantasy.

Good Points: Little lube needed, simplistic texture that is not too overwhelming. You can literally edge multiple times with ease and that being said, going over is just as easy. As mentioned I can't stress enough that the orifice and outer case is AWESOME. Solid orgasm at every use as expected with this texture.

Bad Points: Incredibly loud, the Lotus node is so distinct ever time you pass, its not even close to stealth. The sleeve gets stickier with age, I've used renewing talc to no avail. I've always used the right lube and cleaning products, but this is by far the stickiest sleeve I own.

Conclusion:
Great mix-up to the Fleshlight range. Great for fulfilling fantasies and edging, Would even go as far as saying a great alternative to the common STU.

Score 3.36 Overall Satisfaction 3.95
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creeem's Review

December 31st, 2019 by creeem
Owns 20 Sleeves, 18 Ratings, 17 Reviews

Introduction:
5.6 in length, closer to six in circumference.. I tend to review in bed with minimal distractions, maybe porn playing in the background. So never in the shower. I don’t often purchase direct from fleshlight, unless there is a great sale

Review:
This sleeve wasn’t powerful in the way I had imagined. It is the type that creeps up on you and quickly becomes explosive.
The best part is the entrance. You can toy with it and your head and it’d be a top sleeve, just for that opening and the texture in the first few inches. The rest of the sleeve cushions my penis in a comforting way that along with the entrance, culls the orgasm out of you.
Very unexpected and a favorite.

Conclusion:
All around great sleeve. You can use it for edging but it does have an unexpected intensity to it.

 
Thank
Intensity 4.4
Stimulation 4.65
Penetration 3.65
Tightness 2.6
Suction Effect 2.9
Realism 2.25
Variation 2.3
Smoothness 4.1
Orgasm Rating 4.95
Noise 4
Lube Use 3.95
Cleanup 3.85
Dry Time 4.3
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Chef1228's Review

December 8th, 2019 by Chef1228
Penis Length: 7.5cm Girth: 6cm
Owns 41 Sleeves, 39 Ratings, 39 Reviews

Introduction:
I am cut with 7.5 in length and about 6 in girth. I typically test my fleshlights cold at first then warm them after the break in period has ended.

Review:
Well this was my first freak although I wanted more this was the only one I could afford at the time. Unlike most if my other purchases I let everyone's hype sway me to pick it up....

To say this sleeve is out of this world would be a pretty accurate pun. I've always liked the idea of the STU in theory but it always looked so basic ove always passed. Then the alien was available again combined with my love of the lotus node and everyone's suggestions I ended up pulling on one.

Boy was I not let down alot of people say its loose but it's not for me its wide dont get me wrong but not loose by any means. It's quite intense and you feel a swirling pop that I cant get over. I use this and the eden as my new main edging sleeves.

Conclusion:
If your looking for something different that let you down go ahead and pick this up if you can

Score 3.78 Overall Satisfaction 5
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Intensity 3.55
Stimulation 3.85
Penetration 4.5
Tightness 3.55
Suction Effect 3.85
Realism 3
Variation 3.4
Smoothness 4.35
Orgasm Rating 4.45
Noise 4.1
Lube Use 4
Cleanup 4.15
Dry Time 4.1
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Festers' Review

December 8th, 2019 by Festers
Penis Length: 6.5cm Girth: 5.5cm
Owns 16 Sleeves, 9 Ratings, 4 Reviews

Introduction:
I am 6.5L X 5.5G and have been using FLs since 2014. I try to break in a FL about 2-3 times before really juding it. My favorite lube is the Fleshwater that is recommended by the Fleshlight company but occasionally use Astroglide.

Review:
A very nice combination of vortex and STU bumps. Orifice isn't too tight and wraps around your member in just the right way. I would compare it to that of a Pure orface with a more organic feel to it, wish there were more like it. Overall this is one of my long time favorites! I bought the STU because of the back texture on this sleeve but honestly, the Alien sleeve is just better. 10/10 would smash am alien if it felt like this.

Conclusion:
Would definitely smash an alien if it felt like this. If you are between buying an STU and something with a bit more flare, this is the one for you.

Score 3.95 Overall Satisfaction 4.4
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Intensity 3.5
Stimulation 3.5
Penetration 3
Tightness 3
Suction Effect 4
Realism 1
Variation 3.25
Smoothness 3
Orgasm Rating 3.75
Noise -
Lube Use -
Cleanup -
Dry Time -
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Alien Review

May 13th, 2019 by Anonymous
Owns 21 Sleeves, 21 Ratings, 21 Reviews

The alien was a free mystery sleeve for me that turned into a pleasant surprise.

The orifice doesn't turn me on, but it doesn't turn me off either. It's a nice novelty. I think that novelty orifices is what the freaks were created for in the first place.

The first section which I believe is the same as the vortex texture is where the money is in this sleeve for me. I've kind of noticed that I'm a spiral texture type of guy and this is the only one that I feel working in conjunction with the suction effect of the sleeve. The others seem to feel more like ribs that run diagonally than anything.

If I'm not mistaken again, I believe the second texture in this is the same as the STU. It does provide better head stimulation than the vortex alone. This is of course for those of us who can reach it.

I think my number one wish for ILF would be for them to bring back a freaks 2.0 or second generation or something like that. I think they're fun and I'm sorry I sort of missed out on them. Maybe this time around they can have a special paint job on the case that corresponds with the freak itself instead of just the color and orifice being different?

I wouldn't say that older sleeves are "criminally underrated" by the fleshlight community, but I definitely think there's more value there than most think. I think something called "shinny new toy" syndrome is in effect where the newer models always take away from the older ones. A quick example would be having a choice between two girls to have sex with. One is slightly more attractive and better in bed than the second one, but you've had sex with the first one over a hundred times and you've never had sex with second one. The vast majority of people would choose the second one even though that makes little sense. That's shinny new toy syndrome. I always try to use a sleeve shortly before I rate and review it to try and keep this from happening to me and to make sure I don't misremember an old sleeve just because it's older.

Conclusion:
It's discontinued now and could make it hard to find, but I'd recommend it if you can find it, especially if you prefer the spiral texture types.

Score 3.18 Overall Satisfaction 3.75
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Intensity 2.5
Stimulation 3.9
Penetration 2.15
Tightness 1.6
Suction Effect 2.6
Realism 0.7
Variation 1.9
Smoothness 4.15
Orgasm Rating 4.9
Noise 2.9
Lube Use 2.15
Cleanup 4.75
Dry Time 4.65
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fetfet's Review

December 31st, 2017 by fetfet
Owns 7 Sleeves, 7 Ratings, 7 Reviews

The interior might not look like the most interesting thing, but the entrance has a very comfy feeling and the speed bumps further ahead make sure to give a steady feeling coming to the climax.
Thanks to the simplicity of its structure it's also easy and quick to clean up.

Conclusion:
One of my favorites, i'd recommend it to anyone. It probably also fits as a first fleshlight.

Score 3.13 Overall Satisfaction 4.95
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Intensity 4.6
Stimulation 4.95
Penetration 3.65
Tightness 3.65
Suction Effect 3.5
Realism 1.15
Variation 3.75
Smoothness 1.15
Orgasm Rating 4.7
Noise 2.6
Lube Use 3.5
Cleanup 3.4
Dry Time 4
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pandaman's Review

December 17th, 2017 by pandaman
Owns 14 Sleeves, 14 Ratings, 7 Reviews

The Alien takes some courage to purchase as it is a little off the wall, but once you enter the double clit entrance, you will be in heaven. The interior combines some of my favorite textures like the vortex like entrance and the STU like bumps towards the end. I like this sleeve better than STU but it can be quite an intense sensation, and not very realistic to actual sex (but that is the point). Cleanup and dry time are simple. I just rinse well with water and set it on a clean towel to dry and you're done. While destroya is my favorite sleeve, Alien is my second favorite and second in intensity.

Conclusion:
Recommended for those who love intense sleeves and things that are a looking for a different appearance in their collection. I love the Freaks line and hope they continue it. The dry time and cleanup are not an issue with this sleeve.

Score 3.48 Overall Satisfaction 4.1
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Intensity 2.65
Stimulation 3.1
Penetration 3.6
Tightness 2.4
Suction Effect 3.9
Realism 3.1
Variation 2.95
Smoothness 4.5
Orgasm Rating 2.95
Noise 4.25
Lube Use 3.1
Cleanup 3.35
Dry Time 4.1
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ohhey's Review

December 8th, 2017 by ohhey
Owns 16 Sleeves, 26 Ratings, 25 Reviews

The blue color of the sleeve is nice and the case is also a nice blue.

The orifice is unique and detailed, the shape actually makes entering easy and kinda squeezes your head a bit before even entering (if your is wide enough).

It's tight on entrance but the vortex section is looser than the actual vortex sleeve (I have that one as well) I wish they had made this section shorter, the vortex closer together and tighter. The vortex is followed by a lotus node (nice) and then to STU bumps.

I do like the stu bumps, the lotus node, and the orifice but the loose vortex part really throws off the experience.

The material is softer than even the flg line but not sticky like the ice line.

Conclusion:
It's a nice orifice and most of the sleeve is good but I could do without the vortex part. Lotus node and stu in one sleeve though.

Score 3.36 Overall Satisfaction 3.15
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Intensity 3.4
Stimulation 4.4
Penetration 4
Tightness 4.15
Suction Effect 4.15
Realism 3.5
Variation 4.7
Smoothness 3.45
Orgasm Rating 4.4
Noise 4.65
Lube Use 4.9
Cleanup 4.45
Dry Time 4
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420baked's Review

December 6th, 2017 by 420baked
Owns 15 Sleeves, 13 Ratings, 8 Reviews




About Me: I am 25 and have an athletic build and a 7.5” x 5.5” circumcised dick. I have a sensitive cock and have had multiple sexual partners. I am actually engaged so I regularly have sex. I have a short refractory period, so I can usually cum once quickly and then a second time after a decent time without even exiting my fiancée. This is from my very first FleshLight haul ever, so I am a beginner with FleshLights, but I have used a stamina training sleeve in the past.
Penetration/Orifice: I am using the free FleshLube included in the purchase. I start by teasing the labia and orifice with my cock. The Orifice doesn’t look very inviting to me. It feels very nice to rub it around your head because it is wider and has a spiral flap. Tight going in, opens up kind of into a second chamber – like how the Xenomorph from Alien has a second mouth, but it has an inner pussy or something.
The Textures: The STU bumps massage the head and it has a nice spiral part to it. Very good sleeve for a swirling motion I think.


Conclusion:
Conclusion: Intense, but not so much that you can't edge with it for a decent while. I do recommend this!

Score 4.18 Overall Satisfaction 4.4
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Intensity 4.95
Stimulation 4.95
Penetration 4.95
Tightness 4
Suction Effect 4.95
Realism 4.25
Variation 3.45
Smoothness 4.95
Orgasm Rating 4.95
Noise 4.5
Lube Use 4.95
Cleanup 4.95
Dry Time 4.6
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yyzloopy's Review

December 5th, 2017 by yyzloopy
Owns 3 Sleeves, 3 Ratings, 3 Reviews

First fleshlight purchase and have not regretted it since! The outside is honestly so fascinating that just looking at it is a turn on. The first chamber sucks you in so well. Then it turns into nice lovely bumps that get you off in seconds. You don't need too much lube on this one, but definitely use some. I got this earlier in January and love every second inside it.

Conclusion:
STU but a twist (at the oriface and beginning chamber). I barely last inside. Definitely get it!

Score 4.66 Overall Satisfaction 4.9
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Intensity 3.5
Stimulation 3
Penetration 4
Tightness 3.5
Suction Effect 4
Realism 3.5
Variation 3
Smoothness -
Orgasm Rating 4.5
Noise -
Lube Use 4
Cleanup -
Dry Time -
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FLKing's Review

August 15th, 2017 by FLKing
1 Rating, 1 Review

ABOUT ME: cut, 7.5in length, 6.5in girth. The Alien is the best first sleeve anyone can buy and a must have for anyone's collection. The vortex + lotus + STU bumps is an awesome combo that can be used for edging or finishing quick. Every orgasm is great, but especially when you take your time to let it build up. As a fairly girthy guy, the STU bumps don't do much for me, but the relatively subtle vortex followed by penetration of the lotus node is a combo that can't be beat. This is a great baseline FL experience that will never leave you disappointed or wishing you chose another sleeve. My only complaint is that multiple long sessions on consecutive days leaves my glans sore due to the tightness of the lotus node.

Conclusion:
Great first sleeve and must have for anyone's collection.

Score 3.75 Overall Satisfaction 4.5
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Intensity 3.6
Stimulation 4
Penetration 2.9
Tightness 2
Suction Effect 2.35
Realism 2.5
Variation 1.95
Smoothness 4.85
Orgasm Rating 3.1
Noise 4
Lube Use 3
Cleanup 4.85
Dry Time 3.25
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Chrischie09's Review

March 15th, 2017 by Chrischie09
Owns 12 Sleeves, 9 Ratings, 4 Reviews

The Freaks Fleshlight Series has its own charme and as i searched for my first Fleshlight i always was interested in this sleeve. This sleeve has its own flair. I mean its very crazy of course and i think this fact mainly has aroused my interest. That blue colour and that double clit looks great. Of course the sleeve entry is an image out of fantasy but i like it. It is worth mentioning that the opening is somewhat wider than the others. This Fact is a plus for me. So let´s have a view inside. The first chamber has nice twisted pattern, which gives you a feeling like you get sucked into the fleshlight. The next Part you´re reach is the lotus node, ending into the channel with the dense bump pattern. The Lotus node and the bump pattern gives your best friend a very nice and tight massage. Thats it, not the biggest variety but the two differnt pattern are very pleasureful and made the flight a highlite. In three words, simple but effective! No needs to say, that i don´t need to close the suction cap. Some words to the cleaning, only purge thoroughly with some focus on the lotus node. The rest is easy to clean.

Conclusion:
Crazy Look, maybe only suitable for wider "boys" as well you dont need to be the tallest to reach every pattern. Intensive orgasm guarantee!

Score 3.29 Overall Satisfaction 3.75
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Intensity 1.9
Stimulation 3
Penetration 1.5
Tightness 2.5
Suction Effect 2
Realism 3.75
Variation 2.85
Smoothness 3.9
Orgasm Rating 2.5
Noise 2.6
Lube Use 3.5
Cleanup 2.85
Dry Time 3.5
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RustlerMaster's Review

December 13th, 2016 by RustlerMaster
Owns 15 Sleeves, 15 Ratings, 14 Reviews

The sleeve is ok and was my first ever! I had it for two years but after realizing there were other sleeves, this quickly took a back seat. There is plenty of variation to the sleeve if you can reach and is very stimulating. I think the best thing about the sleeve is the double clit. If you're into foreplay inserting a small amount of yourself into the sleeve will leave you feeling that real vagina feel. The lips are huge too so you get a nice suction effect. After the double clip and big lips, there's not too much to say about this Misty Stone inspired Fleshlight.

Conclusion:
Ultimately the double clitoris and huge lip walls are a must if you love foreplay.The will stimulate you member over and over again. Overall, there's not too much special about this Misty Stone inspired Fleshlight.

Score 2.83 Overall Satisfaction 3.25
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Intensity 2.9
Stimulation 4.9
Penetration 3.9
Tightness 2.9
Suction Effect 3.15
Realism 0.85
Variation 3.5
Smoothness 3.9
Orgasm Rating 4.95
Noise 2.85
Lube Use 2.85
Cleanup 3.85
Dry Time 4.85
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Excelsior37's Review

December 1st, 2016 by Excelsior37
Owns 24 Sleeves, 24 Ratings, 14 Reviews

At first, I was unsure about purchasing the blue Alien doubleclit Fleshlight, but I am so glad I did! Some users have complained that the sleeve was rather sticky but I have not had that problem with this sleeve. It comes in a dark blue case which I like as it helps to differentiate which Fleshlight I want to grab. Upon entering, you notice the vortex texture, followed by the lotus node, and finally a STU bump chamber. I would rate this as a mid intensity sleeve because of the STU bumps. If you are all the way inside in that chamber when you cum, it will be an intense sensation on your helmet. Lube lasts well with this sleeve, I use two drops in the canal and a little on the entrance. Clean up is easy, just rinse with cold water and allow to dry before storage. Sometimes I will use isopropyl alcohol as it cleans the sleeve well and allows for quicker drying time. If I am in a hurry, I break out the hair dryer and can have this sleeve dry very quickly compared to leaving it out to air dry.

Conclusion:
Highly recommended if you enjoy the lotus node feature or mid intensity sleeves!

Score 3.59 Overall Satisfaction 4.95
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Intensity 4
Stimulation 3.5
Penetration 3
Tightness 3
Suction Effect 2.5
Realism 4
Variation 3.5
Smoothness 4
Orgasm Rating 4
Noise 3
Lube Use 4.5
Cleanup 4
Dry Time 3
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siliconelover's Review

March 10th, 2016 by siliconelover
Owns 21 Sleeves, 20 Ratings, 20 Reviews

Great sleeve, it is a replacement for my stamina training unit (STU) which I loved and used so much I kind of wore it out. There isn't as much variation as I would have thought, but it's still more than the STU. The entrance is nice, kind of acts as a funnel for the lube when applied. The vortex portion does not stand out to me, but the lotus node and the heavenly STU bumps sure do. This one is tried and true for me, love her.

Conclusion:
Cannot recommend this sleeve enough, I think anyone would love it as an only sleeve or as a top tier performer in a collection.

Score 3.63 Overall Satisfaction 4.75
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Intensity 2.5
Stimulation 3
Penetration 3
Tightness 2
Suction Effect 3
Realism 3
Variation 3
Smoothness 3
Orgasm Rating 3
Noise -
Lube Use 3
Cleanup 2
Dry Time 3
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TMoD7007's Review

January 1st, 2016 by TMoD7007
Owns 34 Sleeves, 26 Ratings, 25 Reviews

Introduction:
A little about my background at the start: I'm an average build circumcised guy and I'm really into strong sensations. Because of a very extensive style of circumcision it can be hard to reach orgasm multible times in a row. I'm sexually quite active with a pretty adventurous woman at my side, that luckily finds Fleshlights and me using them pretty hot. ;)

Review:
This sleeve was a halloween sale gift with an order of 2 other FLs. As that thing is a little bizarre I was very enthralled about it. You don't bang an alien of your fantasy every day^^ Unluckily that sleeve took a very long break in period, until I actually enjoyed it. It took several flights until I could feel the spiral entry which then felt really good! I had to learn to enjoy the lotus nodein this sleeve. Unluckily I'm absolutely underwhelmed by the STU texture of the second half. It feels nearly as smooth as the original texture that also had very little to no effect on me. For me that sleeve is for the very long FLight.

I don't rate the loudness as all sleeves are very quiet to my ears. The difference is irrelevant to me. That sleeve is okay to clean but dries only average.

For cleaning I use mild hand washing soap ("soap free soap"), which does not hurt the sleeves noticably, even the frequently used ones! I also use talkum and NOT corn starch. Moist corn starch is a perfect nutrient for molds and bacteria of any kind.

Conclusion:
I love it for the strange thing it is: An alien pussy! That itself makes it fun. The texture is pleasurable but quite subtle. It's far from being my favourite and not in regular use, but I keep it because it is so wonderfully bizarre...

Score 2.81 Overall Satisfaction 3
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Intensity 3.75
Stimulation 3.4
Penetration 3.35
Tightness 2.45
Suction Effect 2.25
Realism 1.7
Variation 2.75
Smoothness 3.6
Orgasm Rating 2.65
Noise 3.5
Lube Use 2.45
Cleanup 3.25
Dry Time 3.45
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Valven's Review

December 31st, 2015 by Valven
Owns 3 Sleeves, 3 Ratings, 2 Reviews

This texture is something you should try out. It differs from the other fleshlights. The structure itself is very adventurous and stimulating. The only thing that I dislike is that the canal is kind of loose and soft.It isnt as narrow as other textures (e.g. Destroya).

One important point: You need lots of lube for this texture!

Conclusion:
Interesting feel, but the canal is too soft and not as intense as others. If you have lots of money left, give it a try!

Score 3.01 Overall Satisfaction 3.6
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Intensity 2.75
Stimulation 3.35
Penetration 0.45
Tightness 1.75
Suction Effect 1.5
Realism 0.45
Variation 2.75
Smoothness 3.6
Orgasm Rating 3
Noise 2.6
Lube Use 4
Cleanup 4.2
Dry Time 2.95
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fathead3110's Review

December 18th, 2015 by fathead3110
Owns 21 Sleeves, 15 Ratings, 15 Reviews

I purchased this texture primarily because I loved the visual appeal and was anticipating it a lot (hoping for it's release ever since the initial prototype photos came out years ago). It's a very pretty FL, but the sensations left me a bit lacking. It's easily the "loosest" of all my FLs, and I can't feel too much sensation until I'm fully inserted in it and hit the STU nodes (which are always great!), which means no shallow strokes for me.

Conclusion:
This is my least used FL, but it's still way better than a hand!

Score 2.56 Overall Satisfaction 2.45
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Intensity 2.5
Stimulation 3.35
Penetration 1
Tightness 2.25
Suction Effect 4.45
Realism -
Variation 2.1
Smoothness 2.6
Orgasm Rating 4.2
Noise 2.5
Lube Use 3.45
Cleanup 5
Dry Time 4.9
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PapaPalpatine's Review

December 3rd, 2015 by PapaPalpatine
Owns 39 Sleeves, 31 Ratings, 21 Reviews

A solid texture. The twisting texture just inside the entrance feels great, especially with a little twisting while stroking. I will say though that the lotus node feels a bit stiff and has more often than not left me a bit sore on the times I go for longer, deeper strokes and actually makes me miss out on the bumps behind it. However going past and staying past the node in shorter thrusts/strokes feels phenomenal with the bumps on my head and the swirl around the base of my shaft. This has become and will more than likely remain as a great choice for longer sessions.

Conclusion:
I recommend this sleeve to anyone looking for longer flights. Going for long strokes where you almost pull completely out, those swirls work great for a "calming" effect for edging sessions, yet it can be fantastic for quick flights as well with shallow strokes in those bumps

Score 3.23 Overall Satisfaction 3.65
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Intensity 2.95
Stimulation 2.75
Penetration 1.45
Tightness 1.7
Suction Effect 2.85
Realism 4.1
Variation 2.85
Smoothness 4.1
Orgasm Rating 1.8
Noise 2.85
Lube Use 3.55
Cleanup 4.15
Dry Time 4.2
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etixtesting's Review

December 30th, 2014 by etixtesting
Owns 47 Sleeves, 23 Ratings, 14 Reviews

I bought Alien because of overall positive feedback and it being very different than the others (in an interesting way) and i must say it was the most dissapointing texture that i got.
Before i start on whats 'wrong' with it, i must mention that many of it problems would be probably solved for someone with longer, thicker penis (myself being bit below 5,5)
Cons:
- the pussy entrance, except of curious looking, doesnt add anything to the experience, its just to wide (probably wouldnt make a difference if it were 'pure'_
- material is also interesting but its consistency is so much changed by the color that its more sticky, harder to lube and clean, gets dirty faster and feels much less like skin
- its not that easy to reach and feel the bumps (material gets pushed back easier than normal)
- comes with case only

Pros:
- looks interesting (for those with enough imagination)
- generally varied but you need to be pretty long
- comes with unique color case
- relatively easy to clean (average lube usage)

Conclusion:
Generally buy Alien only if youre long, thick and want something exotic that you wont be using on daily basis anyway, i wont recommend it to anyone else (every few months i pick it up cause i feel like using something 'different' and put it back after just 1-2 uses)

Score 3.03 Overall Satisfaction 3.05
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Intensity 2.5
Stimulation 3
Penetration 3.75
Tightness 1.5
Suction Effect 3
Realism -
Variation 3.25
Smoothness 4.5
Orgasm Rating 3.5
Noise 2.5
Lube Use 4.25
Cleanup 3.5
Dry Time 3.5
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Rayne's Review

December 30th, 2014 by Rayne
Owns 87 Sleeves, 28 Ratings, 28 Reviews

Background: Back in 2008 ILF released a limited edition fleshlight in blue featuring the recently new vortex texture and a unique two-clitted 'alien' pussy orifice. Sadly I wasn't paying much attention and let that offer pass me by. Ever since then I kicked myself for not picking one up and getting a chance to experience that enticing looking orifice. I spent the next couple years whining and begging for ILF to bring it back. Others as well expressed interest in trying out the alien. Well ILF listened and one day it was announced that it was coming back and with a new unique texture no less! I was ecstatic and grateful and bought one as soon as they were available.

First Impressions: The sleeve looks fantastic. The blue has a bit of translucency to it that highlights swirls within the material. The orifice itself is as wonderfully exotic as the pictures show. The first time with it however was a bit underwhelming. While it wasn't without sensation the stimulation was rather weak.

Walkthrough: Upon first inserting into the alien you're met with very little resistance. While the alien orifice looks great it doesn't really hug your dick at all. Looking at the orifice straight on you can easily see down the canal, it doesn't obscure it at all unlike most other orifices. If they release another sleeve with the alien orifice they should really tweak it so it's tighter at the opening. On the positive side though, the shape of the alien pussy allows for easy hands-free penetration. The alien pussy's lips gently guide your cock into it without the need to use your hand as a guide, something few other fleshlights I have can do so easily. I find the most pleasure just pulling out and plunging back in deep without needing to readjust myself. Past the opening we enter a spiraling chamber reminiscent of the vortex. I can slightly feel the ribs rub along my shaft as I pump in and out of the chamber. Then the lotus node which I can just pop my head through. Only occasionally though can I vaguely feel the node sliding behind my head. Then into the last section of the sleeve which are the STU bumps only more subtle, smoothed into the canal instead of jutting out. I'm not really able to get much into this part of the sleeve from the front but having fucked the sleeve backwards before I'd say that part feels rather nice.

Conclusion:
Summary: As I used this sleeve more I was able to gain some appreciation for the alien. It's not a sleeve that I enjoy whenever. I need to be in the mood when I use this sleeve otherwise it's just a bit meh. Overall not a terrible texture but I do wish they had paired the alien orifice with something better.

Score 3.21 Overall Satisfaction 3
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Intensity 3.425
Stimulation 4.25
Penetration 4.75
Tightness 1.825
Suction Effect -
Realism -
Variation 3.825
Smoothness -
Orgasm Rating -
Noise -
Lube Use 2.95
Cleanup 2.5
Dry Time 2.5
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dekker's Review

December 29th, 2014 by dekker
Owns 18 Sleeves, 14 Ratings, 14 Reviews

Wow! I absolutely love this texture. It has the most distinct variation in feeling, including what I think is the best sub-texture there is with the entry spiral. The orifice is looser than most, but it doesn't really take anything away from that awesome spiral penetration. I've seen many other reviews call it the vortex texture, but it's not the same. The vortex is a repeating "V" pattern with smaller, "sharper" for lack of better term ridges that feel like a ribbed variation. The Alien spiral is deeper and smoother, with ridges that are like bars along the length of the tunnel, but slightly twisted around it. The result is a texture that really feels like it is spiraling around my shaft. "Tipping" with this texture is almost unbearably good. After that incredible entry is the lotus node that provides a tight, barrier-like transition to the STU bump section, which is what gives it a lot of the distinctive feeling between the textures. I don't reach past the first row or two of the STU, so I can't comment on that much more, but if you've used the STU texture before I'm sure you'll know what you're getting.

On top of all of that, I personally love the orifice especially the blue color, but you may not be quite so kinky :P. And as others have noted, the material is softer due to the blue coloring.

Conclusion:
All in all, my best fleshlight. I usually FLY with multiple FLs at the ready for variation during the sessions, and this one is always in the mix. Unless you just can't accept the orifice (and you can always just not look), this is the only texture I would personally call a must-buy.

Score 3.26 Overall Satisfaction 3.26
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Intensity 3.75
Stimulation 3.75
Penetration 3.075
Tightness 2.25
Suction Effect 2.5
Realism 3.075
Variation 4.55
Smoothness -
Orgasm Rating -
Noise -
Lube Use 4.55
Cleanup 4.25
Dry Time 4.25
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Flaot's Review

December 26th, 2014 by Flaot
Owns 3 Sleeves, 3 Ratings, 3 Reviews

I have mixed but mostly positive feelings for the Fleshlight Alien.

To start off, the orifice is very well-articulated, and the material compliments it with additional softness. It's pretty large for a fleshlight orifice, but you can still feel the entry.

The first texture you will notice will be the vortex, which is pretty decent in itself, and is very noticable if you twist the fleshlight during use.

The next texture would happen to be the lotus node.
It's my first fleshlight to feature a lotus node, and I had anticipated using it.
But sadly, it's far too subtle to be felt. Perhaps due to the fleshlight material being softer than most.
A shame, because it was the prime reason I had ordered the Alien.

Next and last texture happens to be the STU bumps, Which are a little toned down due to the softness, but still has a good effect at getting you off fast.

The textures combined allow a good, fast means of getting to orgasm, and occasionally when you have just the right amount of lube, the textures will feel squishy, in a good way, like you'd imagine some form of alien flesh to be. Thankfully, this fleshlight doesn't seem to need too much lubrication.

The fleshlight is very loud during use compared to any others I have had yet.
While you may not be able to feel the lotus node too well, you can definitely hear it when your head pushes back from the lips of the lotus node. Even without the cap adjusted for suction, the whole device is very loud to use.

Conclusion:
Very good for the price, in terms of intensity and utility.
Just don't expect it to be very tight or realistic.

Score 3.60 Overall Satisfaction 3.6
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Intensity 3.5
Stimulation 3.75
Penetration 3.52
Tightness 3.27
Suction Effect 3.13
Realism 3.75
Variation 4
Smoothness 3.75
Orgasm Rating 4.5
Noise 4.5
Lube Use 4.28
Cleanup 4.03
Dry Time 4.28
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seadog's Review

December 17th, 2014 by seadog
Owns 36 Sleeves, 23 Ratings, 5 Reviews

Let's start this review by saying that Alien texture consists of three different parts that are borrowed from the other textures - Vortex part at the beginning, Lotus node in the middle and the STU part from middle to the end. I have all these textures and I must say that Alien does not feel like any of those. I'm not very big fan of a Vortex because of the same, constant ribbing sensation but the Vortex part of the Alien is a completely different story. This swirls are bigger, thicker, spaced a little further appart and don't rib you that much so they are more pleasurable. Lotus node is bigger than in the Lotus texture which means it gives a little different but similar sensation, a wonderful penetration feeling, it's easier to clean and dries more quickly too. STU part is a great boost in stimulation at the end but if you go deeper, you probably will recognise STU stimulation. I don't like STU because it feels the same for the whole time and it's just not pleasurable to me, but Alien STU part is great (I don't go that far into the STU part).
Alien gives that relaxing MILFy feeling and I would love to see it as a FLG with some MILF model's orifice, like Nina Hartley or Lisa Ann. In that case I would surely use it more often and here's why. Firstly, this Alien orifice is nicely detailed and it is wide enough so that's easy to enter which is a wonderful thing, but on the other hand, it kills any realism with it's look while trying to imagine being with some mature woman. Orifice has two clits, but the bigger issue when it comes to realism is actually a blue color. Another implication of this blue color is sleeve stickiness, I had to corn startch it from the first use, while I don't cornstartch my FLGs at all. Also, this sleeve feels a little rubery on touch, but on penis it feels just as good as the rest of the sleeves. Vortex part especially feels comfy while using the sleeve without the case, feels like finally being home for your member.
Alien doesn't need too much lube. Cleaning is relatively easy and drying time is great due to wide orifice and relaxed canal. Lotus node takes a little bit longer to dry than the rest of the sleeve, but not as much as on the Lotus texture.

Conclusion:
As a fan of the FLG lineup, I would probably never buy this sleeve myself, but I got it during the one of the promotions and I'm happy for it. Did you know that Vortex texture appeared as Alien at first and then moved to the FLG group after current Alien texture kicked in? Let's hope this will also be the case with the current texture, and we'll see it combined with some hot MILF vag orifice.

Score 3.88 Overall Satisfaction 4
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Casquetero's Review

November 24th, 2014 by Casquetero
Owns 56 Sleeves, 5 Ratings, 58 Reviews

The Alien Fleshlight - a specialty Fleshlights was first released with the then new Vortex texture. It was well received by many users, but it was supposed to be a limited release - which in fact was. When it was removed from circulation, its legend began to grow among hard core Fleshlight users. It became a cult item and ILF listened to its customers and made a re-launch of the blue pussy with a double clit, this time with a combined, exclusive texture. Why the fuss? It is as good as expected? Is it a good fantasy item?

Of course, the first thing to notice when looking at the Alien is the color. This fucker is blue - a popular color for aliens even before Mr. James Cameron made another truckload of money with Avatar. The second thing to notice is that the Alien pussy has two clits, something only an extraterrestrial can have.

When looking at the Alien texture, we find a combination texture composed by an entrance based on the Vortex texture (the ridges are bigger and softer than in the regular Vortex), the Lotus cervical node, and a series of bumps taken from the STU. This combination promises two things: 1) a good, intense session and 2) a possible high learning curve thanks to the presence of the Vortex-like entrance.

The Alien resulted being not that intense. It provides immediate feedback, but it is subtler than expected. Don't be fooled though, the Alien provides really good and intense orgasms, especially when alternating between stroking and hands free use. The orgasms built gradually thanks to the softer vortex entrance and STU bumps - the Alien bumps are softer than the STU's, therefore the intensity is reduced but still good enough to provoke vocal orgasms.

Another factor for the lower intensity is the sleeve tightness. The orifice is possibly the widest of all Fleshlights (not necessarily a bad thing), and the interior felt as wide as the Original. The width and the softer textures still provide a good stimulus, but at times I felt like I was fucking one of the Avatar chicks - the pussy of a 9-feet alien. I had fucked an alien, but it if feels like doing the Alien Fleshlight, then it feels good.

I only have one major complain when using the Alien - it is fucking sticky. I had to lube the orifice to avoid feeling the stickiness on my genital area. Apparently the sticky Aliens came from the same batch since in the forum only few of us complained about the stickiness and many others that bought the toy have said theirs are not sticky. Because of its stickiness, I cornstarch the sleeve after every 5 sessions to keep it in an acceptable state of use.

As most Fleshlights, just place it under the faucet and flush between 30 and 60 seconds on both ends with running water. Not too difficult to clean.

Conclusion:
The Alien is really a fantasy item than anything else. It is a good sleeve, but its width and unexpected "softness" don't deliver the "out of this world" experience it promised.

 
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Intensity 3.375
Stimulation 2.5
Penetration 1.325
Tightness 0.375
Suction Effect 3.875
Realism 0.625
Variation 3.875
Smoothness -
Orgasm Rating -
Noise -
Lube Use 0.325
Cleanup 0.95
Dry Time 0.5
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fl4life's Review

November 22nd, 2014 by fl4life
Owns 14 Sleeves, 5 Ratings, 3 Reviews

I order this because i always wanted have my way with a sexy alien. i have to say it really isn't a highly used one in my collection but cool to look at. 1st off it is very wide opening which isn't so bad if you are thicker dude. next it really felt like i had to use a lot of lube to really feel anything but when i did it feels pretty swell and really sucks you off into space in the end but it was not anything i would want to report back to Houston or update on my data log.

clean up was ok and took forever to dry because of the amount of lube it really requires.

Conclusion:
well Sex with an alien sounds like a really super cool idea but really it was just ok and i find i much rather stick to earth bound based fleshlights.

Score 1.78 Overall Satisfaction 1.78
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Intensity 4
Stimulation 3
Penetration 4.75
Tightness 3.5
Suction Effect 4
Realism 2
Variation 4.5
Smoothness -
Orgasm Rating -
Noise -
Lube Use 3.5
Cleanup 3.5
Dry Time 3.5
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HeresJohnny's Review

July 20th, 2014 by HeresJohnny
Owns 58 Sleeves, 11 Ratings, 4 Reviews

I received the Alien during the special offer where you got it for free with any orders above $60, a free sleeve is never bad so I thought great!
Once my order arrived I didn't try the alien right away, but once I did try it I was a little disappointing. I had read on various reviews that the Alien was an overall good sleeve with great stimulation but sadly it was not doing enough for me.

First of all, the Alien sleeve is made out of a different material than (most) other Fleshlights, and although the blue-vibe of it does look cool as well as the orifice which is very pleasing, the feeling of the sleeve is really strange. I may have received an odd one, but the Alien is very sticky and I have noticed that I need to use a lot more lube than the other sleeves in order to keep it wet n' sloppy.

The texture itself is actually quite good, it feels great when penetrating and the deeper you get the more sensations you will feel. The variation of this texture is top-notch. Before you are even in the sleeve you'll notice three initial spirals on the inside-orifice. There is an added surprise with the "pop" of suction felt right after the spiral bit. That being said, it is not very tight so I find myself having to tighten the cap on the bottom-end of the case till it's nearly closed, but that is still just my preference.

So as you can see, I believe the texture itself is very well done and, although it is not realistic, that doesn't mean it is not stimulating! So what's wrong with the Alien? Well after having used it a few times, I always have a problem with the cleaning process. It feels like it takes more effort to clean than my other sleeves and I often have to clean it separately if I have used multiple sleeves in one session, since I noticed what seems to be the blue-pigment coming off and making the water a bluish color.

Now do not get me wrong, the sleeve is great, I just feel like the materials it is made of makes it much harder to clean, wash and maintain.

Conclusion:
The Alien sleeve itself is quite pleasing and stimulating, but for me the clean-up process makes this Fleshlight a little more unattractive than others.

Score 3.63 Overall Satisfaction 3.63
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ThePowerHouse's Review

June 21st, 2010 by ThePowerHouse
Owns 15 Sleeves, 57 Reviews

The Alien's double clitoris vagina is just awesome! Yes, it is beyond unrealistic, but I still love it. I will say that it is the loosest of all of the other orifices, but you will not care. Ok, on to the texture itself. After you pass through that otherworldly entrance your cock will hit some fantastic spirals. Surprisingly, the sensation they convey to you cock is, despite their Vortex origin, very unique. They really make you want to pull all the way out and slide back in often. Next, you hit one of those great Lotus nodes which I must say I love more and more. The final feeling is that of the STU bumps which really work your head while the Lotus node keeps your shaft from feeling left out. The overall sensation is really difficult to explain as it doesn't feel that intense but it will truly drain you. During the entire FLight there wasn't a moment that disappointed! I was a little worried with this insert because it is another combination of other textures like the Destroya and Gauntlet which are hard to tell apart. I really didn't want this one to feel like the other two and I can assure you that it doesn't in any way. A side note is the material, it seems to be softer than any other sleeve I have; I guess it probably has to do with the compounds responsible for the cool color.

 
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Variations of

Alien Fleshlight Sleeve

Alien Blue Metallic Image
Alien Blue Metallic

Orifice: Not classified yet
Discontinued: No

Alien Standard Image
Alien Standard

Orifice: Not classified yet
Discontinued: No

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